Yay! Quotes!
14 years ago
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Quote from Turbophoenix
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you realise I'm in command."
🤣 this made my day
"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."
"you may be smart but my geek carries a gun"
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
"...like the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
"We were living in an orphanage, because I had fired our parents. It was a very depressing time in my life, as I didn't have any money, and so was unable to screw the rules"
"And what's that one guy doing to that other guy? I don't know what it is, but it gives me cravings"
14 years ago
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"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art hot and sweaty".
"The Lord is my shepard.
He herds dogs".
"Oh Look, it's the atom in the Atom" (quote from Top Gear; you can figure out who the atom is referring to)
"It can't find London central, but it'll find you a burger" (another one from Top Gear; the "it" is referring to the sat nav in a corvette).
"Would you like to hear about the Brazilian wandering spider?" Top Gear, if you want to know what it's all about view this video [url]http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-gear-season-14-episode-6_part-1_726818.htm[/url] from around 19.00 min.
Member14 years ago
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"What does a boss do in this situation? Like a normal boss. Do I get to beat people?"
Member14 years ago
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"Son, no matter what you do you can't make peaches fall from apple trees."
14 years ago
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"Is this real life?"
14 years ago
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Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present
Usefulness is happiness
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were
Rudeness is a week man's imitation of strength
A life without causes is a life without effect
Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them
From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own
I'll think of some more later
14 years ago
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"There is more to life than living"
"No matter how much we look back at the past, we never go back. We can not change what has already happened"
Member14 years ago
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the one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
~Dr.Robert Anthony
A friend who is far away is sometimes much nearer than one who is at hand. Is not the mountain far more awe-inspiring and more clearly visible to one passing through the valley than to those who inhabit the mountain?
~Kahlil Gibran
Member14 years ago
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I made a thread similar to this one,, since i didn't know THIS THREAD exist.... but i already deleted mine so no worries 😀
05-07-11
✿The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.
✿Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
✿S.T.U.P.I.D (Smart Talented Unique People In Demand) 😀
✿"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?"
06-07-11
✿Did you ever fall in love with someone, and knew they didn't care?Did you ever feel like crying, but knew it wouldn't get you anywhere?Did you ever look into their eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into their heart and find that you weren't there? You'll cry out in misery and almost go insane,'cause there's nothing in this world that causes so much pain. If I could choose between love and death I think I'd rather die,love is great, but it hurts so much, the rate we pay is so high. So when I say "Don’t fall in love, you'll be hurt before its through" believe me, I know, cuz I fell in love with you"
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I can't put the siggy I want to this is what I did
14 years ago
Posts: 1422
"A good friend would bail you out of jail, a true friend would be sitting next to you saying "Damn, we f***ed up!" (sorry for any spelling errors, or if this was posted before)
14 years ago
Posts: 437
These are my favorite quotes from the forums here on MU... It's just some stuff members have said that made me laugh:
Quote from Mamsmilk
Three things are certain and they are that
- Interface has been the same longer than houses have been made of bricks.
- There's always a resident troll.
- And a band of people who abuse the same substance and Oh! Great which is
probably a mix of pentanol, Subutex, cough medicine, and duct tape.
Quote from Toto
That's because you were sexist.
Females have just as much a right to be stupid as males do.
Quote from Monstar Maalik
also did any1 mention homework?, i used to hate that back in highschool, it's like....wtf? i'm in school for 7 damn hours, and that aint enough for you people? you want me to take work home and do it there? and take up another 2-4 hours of my time??....ridiculous
Quote from Swegg
You gotta wait for the last few hours before somethings due or else its just not the same. Its like eating breakfast at 6pm.
14 years ago
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Lol great quotes! I can only think of one right now and it's probably already been done:
"A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything."
14 years ago
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"Whoa! You're like a 100% lovey-dovey lemon drink! Savor the bittersweet taste of love!" -- Doukyusei chapter 5
Member14 years ago
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I don't hate people, I just feel better when they are not around.
~Charles Bukowski
14 years ago
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...Nothing is Eternal but Eternity...
...Enyoj Life as Much as You Can...
...And do Whatever You Want...
...Because it May be Only One...
i've got others as well, but don't have the time to write them now, later i will 😁
Nothing is Eternal but Eternity
Enjoy life as much as you can and do whatever you want, because it may be only one.
