Yay! Quotes!

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"What is a master baiter?"
-Mangix

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"You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker."
Sheldon - The big bang Theory
So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

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"I´ll even give you a french kiss." - coldglare "I don´t need something like that. I just want you to look at me."
Conversation between amatsu and kourogi in Nononono
Aw~~~~~~
"Himura! You were and amazing man. Even though you are a lolicon!" - MM!
"Thanks to you i was able to evolve into a super hella masochist" - MM!
"HE-N-TA-I-HA!" - MM!
"It was a mircale brought about by perverts." - MM!
"Suit up!" - How i meet your mother
"Form a contract with me." - Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica

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'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind'
- forgot who said it 🙂
Wonders How To Post A Picture

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Quote from AnjuxKuran
'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind'
- forgot who said it 🙂
i believe it was Ghandi

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"We shall see" said the blind man to the deaf man
-local saying-
So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

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"A cat is fine, too." - 4chan

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"My people... Sons and daughters of Helghan. This much I vow. The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of our enemy, by seizing the weapons they thought to turn against us, we were fighting for our very existence. But if there are those who would deny us peace; refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish!" - Scolar Visari
Quote from Klapzi
The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived
Quote from tactics
Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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"Did you know that gay used to mean 'happy?' When I was growing up, it meant 'lame.' And now, it means a man who makes love to other men..... We're all homos. Homo sapiens."
the office
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"With pardon we fix roads we broke and with hope we build roads to the future"
I made this one in a random Inter-Religious Study class (not sure it exists in other countries...In these classes we learn about all kind of religions)
I'm impressed that the translation didn't ruin it. But "Com o perdão retificamos estradas que quebramos e com a fé construimos estradas para o futuro" still sounds better to me

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This quote is from Ricky Gervais when he was hosting the Golden Globes, if i remember correctly it was at the end when he was saying thanks to everybody " I'd Like to Thank God…For Making Me An Atheist" it was so funny he said it so nonchalantly, like when people say thank you speeches when they win awards
"when i'm sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead."
- Barney Stinson
"People aren't chocolates. They're bastard coated bastards with bastard filling" - Percival Cox
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"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism."
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.'
-Carl Sagan
"You see, violence merely creates more violence. It's a cycle that never ends... You insult me, I shoot you, you drop dead, someone else insults me... And it just keeps repeating over and over again. And for what?"
"Breed Crows, and you have lots of crows."
-Christopher Walken

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"Male students. Valentine´s Day is coming soon. Today´s the day that the girl you likes will confess to the guy she likes. And in nine out of ten cases the guy isn´t you" - sayonara zetsubou sensei
"Buying them for yourself! Getting them from your mother! Paying a maid at the cafe togive it to you! That´s the painfull chocolate!" -
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

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"Watch your thoughts, they become your actions,
Watch your actions, they become your habits,
Watch your habits, they become your character,
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny"
-dunno who said it
-and this doesn't apply to anything that cannot become reality 🤢
There are times when you will miss what you never had. I wonder how you will find what you so desperately need.