Yay! Quotes!

14 years ago
Posts: 560
"That nothing we have is worth hurting anyone else for."
-Lucidending via Reddit.com
There is a user that goes by the name Lucidending that made a discussion about how he had a 51 hours to live after having recently pulled the plug on his cancer treatment. In the thread, he asked anyone for questions and posted that reply concerning a question about a message for the world.

14 years ago
Posts: 2128
I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
~Benny Hill
Point & Squirt

14 years ago
Posts: 377
"Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions."
- Terry Pratchett
quite fitting for what's happening in northern africa right now (don't get me wrong)
also, pretty much everything you could quote from Terry Pratchett.
that man is a genius when it comes to funny quotes (click for some more quotes)

14 years ago
Posts: 1027
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!
- Blackadder
And I thought to myself, "A little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.
- Mr Mousebender (John Cleese), buying cheese
If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

14 years ago
Posts: 155
"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think" ~ Cowboy Bebop
"Man will soon get used to it... Whether it be fighting or killing each other." ~ Andrew Waltfeld
"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire" ~ Rei Ayanami
"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever." Mariemaia Kushrenada
"We can stay up late, watch Scary Movies, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" Donkey from Shrek
"J-J-J-Jack! But they said you were dead. You must be - double dead!" Nightmare before Christmas
So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

14 years ago
Posts: 108
There is a simple solution to every problem; finding the simple solution is the difficult problem. ~Me
Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"? ~Axel Foley
I have the money and I do wanna do business, but with you. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th- [sniffs] Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' s*** around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. F*** you, man. Ala oo akba. ~Axel Foley
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming FRIENDLY fire. ~Murphy's Law
Friendly fire isn't. ~Murphy's Law
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. ~Murphy's Law
Hey guys! Watch this! ~Various douche's who are not alive today
There is a simple solution to every problem; finding the simple solution is the difficult problem.
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14 years ago
Posts: 288
"I am.......my own GOD" - Sayan Banerjee (<~ That's me... XD)

14 years ago
Posts: 1439
"Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most." - Mark Twain / Ozzy Osborne (made it famous)
Quote from Accursed-kun
"I am.......my own GOD" - Sayan Banerjee (<~ That's me... XD)
Great!

14 years ago
Posts: 1422
"I'm here to kick ass and drink tea, and I'm all out of tea"
"If something can go wrong It will go wrong"
"I am indifferent to sight of creatures, alive or dead... But I don't like to see anyone between both states."
"There is no "ABOVE" after all.... I'm GOD!"- TWGOK 😀
"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

14 years ago
Posts: 31
"Rest assured, this fight will end with my rocket launcher."
"Things done, are none."
"If you see the world as yours, there is nothing to desire."
"Think of me a big steady boat for you on the ocean of life!!"
"You may be a big steady boat, but you're full of holes….and sinking."
"If its weak, you eat it. If it's strong, you kill it. Then eat it!"
"When things go wrong, don't go with them."
"Its not that I'm the type of of person who follows people off the cliff, I just like to jump off cliffs."
"I don't have to believe in or love anything. I simply tolerate it."
"I'm just gonna take a wild stab at this problem and hit you."
This is an interesting planet.
14 years ago
Posts: 84
"Your face is making the motions but the smile isn't there."
-Me
"Best friends are the siblings that God forgot to give us"
-anonymous
Read it in a book, anyone know Chicken Soup for the Soul? =D

14 years ago
Posts: 585
Bleach has a lot of great quotes, but the one I'm posting has nothing to do w/ it, but I think it's one of the best quotes I've heard/read:
"Rape really is a way of killing a person, but then asking them to get up afterwards. So it's a way of stealing one's spirit, but you're supposed to somehow keep going." (Salamishah Tillet)
Life's funny. To a kid, time always drags. Suddenly you're fifty. All that's left of your childhood... fits in a rusty little box.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin c. 1775
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
"To LIVE is the rarest thing in the world. Most people EXIST, that is all"
In a world where everything horrible happens TODAY, 1 teenager struggles to remember YESTERDAY,while desperately trying to make it to TOMORROW

14 years ago
Posts: 707
Famous last words:
I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
(Killed in battle during US Civil War.)
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900