Hypothetical Choice of Death
as a catholic,i know that once you kill youself you go to hell.
so i guess i'll let the devil kill me :/ screw him/her.
but if i DID have a choice to kill myself, it'll be:
to walk on a store thats at the edge of a hill, then, while walking to the entrance,i slip on a banana peel and smack my head on the pavement and start rolling down the hill and land in a bunch or fluffy strawberries :]
16 years ago
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I've always wanted to die in an exciting way like a big explosion or something. So I guess I'd take my car out for one last death ride or something like that.
16 years ago
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The first option is... amazing... o_0

16 years ago
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Depends on what kind of hell we are talking about.
-If it's like GB Shaw's hypothetical hell from "Don Juan in Hell" (which was based on an opera, I believe), then going to hell doesn't seem like such a bad thing at all.
-If it's like your typical FPS video game with demon zombies attacking everywhere and such, then I'd follow the video games and try to find some way of staying alive and defeating them etc. I just can't see myself lying down and dying without putting up a fight!
Can't I just have the choice between cake or death, or maybe death by cake?
Someone picked "bite your own tongue" but not "freeze to death"?! O_O
Other because anything other than what's listed here can't be that bad...
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16 years ago
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definately falling for me. it's quick and might be exciting
Irish+French= Drunken painter?
Shoot myself, and if I didn't have that option, either jumping from a building or stabbing myself in the stomach.
Bite my own tongue... eh? o_O
Drowning isn't pleasant, also I don't like to think of my bloated corpse
Burn myself.. I can't really think of a practial way to do it, and I don't want to leave behind so much mess a big fire would cause.
Freezing I don't like because I hate the cold xD
Overdosing I don't really know enough about, and I don't want to screw it up.
Electrocuting is very unappealing to me, not sure why.
Hanging I might do if it were fast, but there's a chance my neck wouldn't snap and I'd suffocate, and I don't want to go like that.
In the end though, I'm not sure if I have the guts. I hope I am never in that situation ^^
I would like to die, hypothetically, in a BLAZE OF GLORY!!!
But an overdose would give me some enjoyable visuals before I go.
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Screw them bastards. A demonic invasion isn't going to stand in the way of my plan to live forever.

16 years ago
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I don't have much of a choice, gramps Vlad Ţepeş would be terribly disappointed in me if I'd die any other way asides from impaling myself and taking half the world after me in the nice, warm, cozy place named hell.
But I'd overdose on drugs before, so that I would think I just jumped in a pool of dancing Pepsi bottles.
16 years ago
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I'd like to die fighting a tiger.
16 years ago
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Interesting idea. I think I'd prefer to go to hell, actually. It's probably more interesting than most places.

16 years ago
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Interesting idea. I think I'd prefer to go to hell, actually. It's probably more interesting than most places.
lol hell is a undefined place even for a hypothesis unless you read the bible and choose it for your belief of "interesting destination after dying".
I would like to die in a most natural way (which is nothing like the 12 options ) return all my molecules to the endless circle of nature itself. And probably some billion years later the particles which was parts of my existence may become the components in the core of a new born planet.

16 years ago
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I'd die trying to kill a demon. Suicide is for pussies.
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16 years ago
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I think I would dress up in a flowly kaleidoscope-colored dress or kimono and glam makeup, take lots and lots of acid, climb to the top of a really high ocean cliff, get a super loud sound system and a keyboard and play whatever crazy song comes into my head, and then at the highest point of the music when people are starting to gather around play a broken chord, set off fireworks and jump off backwards, screaming, rainbow robes billowing about like a falling petal.
Yesh, I have a thing for theatrics. 😀
...Hm, maybe it should be Chinese courtesan clothes to symbolize that famous story about the courtesans that jumped off a cliff to avoid being taken to an enemy court. Symbolism is good.