[color=green]Things you can't say about yourself with a straight face.[/color]- What are some things about yourself that you admit to yourself aren't true, but if you try to tell someone it's the truth you just can't help but burst out laughing, or have it written all over your face it's an obvious lie. ( A joke you would try to pass off as real, but failed to do so)
If this description for the topic is unclear I'll try to explain it better.

**Please don't go too crazy by saying things that can never be true about yourself. Example if you're female saying I'm a man. Or I'm the devil. You know ridiculous stuff. (In other words trolls that would get this thread locked, because it's too silly). *

(For me)

• "I AM nice". I can never say this without laughing. Or "I'm not mean!"

• "I'm not emotional"

• "I clean" I really dislike cleaning, so I only do the bare minimum ...
  I know there's more, but I can't remember. For a later time.

-Sidenote: Hmmm I'm kind of worried for this thread. I can easily see it get out of control. I really hope it won't, but if it does I'm sorry, and I'll go with my gut instant to not create another thread I feel would be out of control. This should be an upbeat, nice way of saying things horrible (bad) things about yourself that you're able to laugh about.
I guess this is a second plead to not go crazy with your responses. (I'd really appreciated it 😃 , thanks)

Yes yes, I know I make longwinded comments, but that's just me >.<
I should proof read my comments more, but I won't...
So keep in mind I'm filled with typos

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1. "I am not stubborn" - I am very stubborn when it comes to some matters, but I try to deny it as much as possible.

2. "I study" - I am an Indian 12th grader. I am expected by the society to study all the time. Contrary to popular opinion I study for only a few hours before a huge test. People don't believe me though..

That's all I can come up with at the moment 🙂

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