Fact: When Chuck Norris kicks the ground, the kick circles the earth for all eternity

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If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then Chuck Norris has more money than you

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Something tells me MU is turning into chuckupdates.com

Fact: The Atom bomb is really Chuck Norris's fist on impact

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I recall Stealth disliking Chuck Norris jokes. <__<

Yeah, me too.

If you already posted a Chuck Norris fact and want to add another one, use edit option.

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

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Quote from Mamsmilk

I recall Stealth disliking Chuck Norris jokes. <__<

Yeah, me too.

If you already posted a Chuck Norris fact and want to add another one, use edit option.

Roger, will do. But why hate Chuck Norris jokes? They are just jokes and the chatter box is a good place for em. Sorry, but my curiousity got the best of me.

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Roger, will do. But why hate Chuck Norris jokes? They are just jokes and the chatter box is a good place for em. Sorry, but my curiousity got the best of me.

No idea. Ask him if you want to.
Actually, if those are only jokes, they could go to the humor thread, no? I'm leaving it be because the op asked about the whole Chuck Norris phenomenon. Other mods may see it different.

Ok, sth from me: when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

one time mr. T beat chuck norris in tic tac toe
chuck norris was so angered by this he created racism

chuck norris can make a woman orgasm by pointing at her and saying
BOYAHHH

chuck norris doesn't belive in germany

chuck norris can eat one lays potato chip

chuck norris only allows jackie chan to live because he likes chris tucker movies

the worst day of a child's life is not when he/she finds out that santa is not real....but when they find out that chuck norris is

chuck norris's penis has it's own toe nail

...and the norris jokes were a combo of college campus humor and wow
the connan, websites and other stuff came later

tekanubis@ Thanks for the info in the Chuck Norris fact's source. But let's keep this thread fun and clean, please.

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😛 sorry
as a long time wow player chuck + wow
has been like fish and chips

the wow admins always have trouble keeping the chuck spam out of trade, gen, lfg, and once upon a time....world defence

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😛 sorry
as a long time wow player chuck + wow
has been like fish and chips

the wow admins always have trouble keeping the chuck spam out of trade, gen, lfg, and once upon a time....world defence

lol they just plain gave up on the barrens

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One my brother told me: When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.

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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

One day Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar then exploded cause it couldn't handle the amount of awesome.

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