The Chuck Norris thread

17 years ago
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😛 sorry
as a long time wow player chuck + wow
has been like fish and chipsthe wow admins always have trouble keeping the chuck spam out of trade, gen, lfg, and once upon a time....world defence
lol they just plain gave up on the barrens
barrens hordeside......
yea its a horrible place

17 years ago
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Quote from Haiyeth
Quote from tekanubis
😛 sorry
as a long time wow player chuck + wow
has been like fish and chipsthe wow admins always have trouble keeping the chuck spam out of trade, gen, lfg, and once upon a time....world defence
lol they just plain gave up on the barrens
barrens hordeside......
yea its a horrible place
i know ive played wow too much when i completely understood this entire conversation, but this whole thread is like reliving my senior year in high school

17 years ago
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NO MORE WOW!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Clint Eastwood will pwn Chuck Norris 😎
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17 years ago
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NO MORE WOW!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Clint Eastwood will pwn Chuck Norris 😎
I don't know. Clint Eastwood can out man Chuck Norris, easy, but i still think Chuck "feels lucky".
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17 years ago
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NO MORE WOW!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Clint Eastwood will pwn Chuck Norris 😎
Of course, an old skinny guy could easily beat a karate and tae kwon do world champion.....no, wait.....he couldn't... 😛
I think the only one that could fight the Chuk and survive is Mr. T
Edit: Actually, I never understood why Clint Eastwood was supposed to be so tough.....he had a tough looking glare, but that's it.
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17 years ago
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Chuck Norris actually died 2 years ago, but death is still working up the courage to tell him.
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17 years ago
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Quote from ahoaho
NO MORE WOW!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Clint Eastwood will pwn Chuck Norris 😎
Of course, an old skinny guy could easily beat a karate and tae kwon do world champion.....no, wait.....he couldn't... 😛
I think the only one that could fight the Chuk and survive is Mr. T
Edit: Actually, I never understood why Clint Eastwood was supposed to be so tough.....he had a tough looking glare, but that's it.
Mr. T? You da fool!
There is already one man who has beaten Chuck, sadly he passed away a long time ago.
RIP Bruce Lee, Chuck is the man, but you will forever be the legend.
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17 years ago
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NO MORE WOW!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Clint Eastwood will pwn Chuck Norris 😎
Of course, an old skinny guy could easily beat a karate and tae kwon do world champion.....no, wait.....he couldn't... 😛
I think the only one that could fight the Chuk and survive is Mr. T
Edit: Actually, I never understood why Clint Eastwood was supposed to be so tough.....he had a tough looking glare, but that's it.
Mr. T? You da fool!
There is already one man who has beaten Chuck, sadly he passed away a long time ago.
RIP Bruce Lee, Chuck is the man, but you will forever be the legend.
It was set up, A FAKE
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17 years ago
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Quote from Haiyeth
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[quote=ahoaho]NO MORE WOW!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Clint Eastwood will pwn Chuck Norris 😎
Of course, an old skinny guy could easily beat a karate and tae kwon do world champion.....no, wait.....he couldn't... 😛
I think the only one that could fight the Chuk and survive is Mr. T
Edit: Actually, I never understood why Clint Eastwood was supposed to be so tough.....he had a tough looking glare, but that's it.
Mr. T? You da fool!
There is already one man who has beaten Chuck, sadly he passed away a long time ago.
RIP Bruce Lee, Chuck is the man, but you will forever be the legend.
It was set up, A FAKE[/quote]
Blasphemer of Bruce Lee you shall pay!!!!!! How dare you say Bruce Lee's fighting was a set up!
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17 years ago
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Quote from MajorMarmot
Quote from ahoaho
NO MORE WOW!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Clint Eastwood will pwn Chuck Norris 😎
Of course, an old skinny guy could easily beat a karate and tae kwon do world champion.....no, wait.....he couldn't... 😛
I think the only one that could fight the Chuk and survive is Mr. T
Edit: Actually, I never understood why Clint Eastwood was supposed to be so tough.....he had a tough looking glare, but that's it.
Clint is so bad that a roundhouse from Chuck Norris would bounce off and cause Chuck to spin violently like a top.
Seriously though, I used to watch Walker: Texas Ranger. It was good, but I liked the black guy better.
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17 years ago
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whhhhaaaaaaaaatttt....No one dishonors Bruce Lee...if it wasn't for Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris would just b...a stunt man...
It was Way of the dragon(great movie) that boosted his carear...
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17 years ago
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lee was great but he got wtf pwned by muscle relaxant + pot
yea not realy the way anyone thought he was going to die
oh and did you know that every chair in chuck norris's home is a
total body gym

17 years ago
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Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver and won!
Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one rock!
Bruce Lee was a great fighter before being a movie actor (don't know about the muscle relaxant thought...), he even created he's own martial art which is today world wide know... But Chuck Norris is the american hero and we all know that these are the ones who shines the most.
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17 years ago
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Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver and won!
Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one rock!Bruce Lee was a great fighter before being a movie actor (don't know about the muscle relaxant thought...), he even created he's own martial art which is today world wide know... But Chuck Norris is the american hero and we all know that these are the ones who shines the most.
yea he was having some neurological///health problems....and didnt realy do anything about it...then went and smoked up while taking a few pain pills
...then
bam
dead
mistress found him almost dead, and he died on the way to the hospital.