Public Bathroom Confessions
17 years ago
Posts: 170
I use the stall instead of the urinal when I have to pee so that I can flush with my feet instead of my hands without calling attention to myself. I actually use my feet to both flush the toilet and push open the stall door. I touch nothing with my hands.
If there are people in the bathroom on my way out I'll reach underneath my shirt and use my shirt to open the door, I do it very quickly. If there are no people in the bathroom I'll sometimes open the exit door with my feet as well.
On the rare occasion when somebody tries to enter at the same time I'm trying to leave they'll see me with my foot up in the air looking mighty retarded, but what the @#$@ do I care what other guys think of me?
So if you touch any of those surfaces, you're touching whatever I've been stepping in, and I'm sorry.

17 years ago
Posts: 62
Loool!
Why not just use tissues like I do? Take a tissue to open the doors with and even to flush the toilet 😛
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17 years ago
Posts: 170
I guess that'd work too but it's also very easy for me to use my shoes. I have very great balance from years of martial arts and can open doors/flush with my feet in less than a second, and it comes without the hassle of having to lug tissues around everywhere I go.
...but whoever touches any of those surfaces with their bare hands is getting a heaping helping of whatever I've been walking in so I felt the need to confess...
don't care, they have soap...
You still touch the door knob to open the door on your way out (in many bathrooms). There are people who use their hands to piss, get piss on their hands, and don't wash their hands off, then they just walk out. Guess what you're touching when you turn that knob to leave.
Also when you "wash" your hands, in many bathrooms you have to turn the sink off after you wash your hands. How clean do you think that is?
It's like sticking your hand in dung, washing your hands off, and sticking your hands in dung again.

17 years ago
Posts: 261
yeah, being a girl always use a stall and there are some that are pretty freakin gross, who wants to touch handles! i take my foot to everything too.
Another thing - me and my friend have this fun saying to confirm with each other if the bathroom is empty "Lone Ranger" its weird but we do it.
"Squeak Squeaken, Squeak Squeaker"
i haven't got any illnesses yet, so i don't really care all that much. when the day comes that i do then i'll change my ways

17 years ago
Posts: 220
i dunno about you but i haven't seen a bathroom with a doorknob in atleast 12-15 years... almost all bathrooms now are push/pull (push being to exit) so i have no problems washing my hands after im done and then using my back to push the door open and exit.
or even easier...push the door open from a spot higher up on the door....i can guarantee you cant open a door with your foot 6 feet up. thanks for the heads up tho
17 years ago
Posts: 170
Quote from Aerus
i dunno about you but i haven't seen a bathroom with a doorknob in atleast 12-15 years... almost all bathrooms now are push/pull (push being to exit) so i have no problems washing my hands after im done and then using my back to push the door open and exit.
or even easier...push the door open from a spot higher up on the door....i can guarantee you cant open a door with your foot 6 feet up. thanks for the heads up tho
I love those doors, I usually just kick them open or body-check them, but I still find a lot of old fashioned handle doors. If you're traveling for example I found nearly all gas station bathrooms are old fashioned 🤢
My college campus actually has a heat sensor sink that turns on automatically when somebody puts their hands near it. Woohoo for progress.

17 years ago
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17 years ago
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What's the point of half of the threads in this section?
Just go with it 🤣

17 years ago
Posts: 220
lol good point about the gas station washrooms. those are pretty sick anyway tho lol ><
i think ive only been in there once and it was probably one of the more disgusting things ive seen/done

17 years ago
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What's the point of half of the threads in this section?
Just go with it 🤣
True....
but i know that this is gonna end up locked xD
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I just plain refuse to use the urinals, I prefer peeing where people can't make 'comparisons'. The problem with cubicals though is that they are often the dirtiest and most vile location in the 'civilised' world. All people I see in the public toilets NEVER wash their hands, their aim is terrible and they never flush. Why is it the locks are always broken, too?
I asked a female friend if the girls toilets were just as bad once. Apparently someone had deemed it funny to splatter used 'ladies products' on the walls. I guess it doesn't matter which gender you are, alcohol + public toilets just don't mix. >:-( 😲 🤢
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17 years ago
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Quote from RideTheWalrus
I use the stall instead of the urinal when I have to pee so that I can flush with my feet instead of my hands without calling attention to myself. I actually use my feet to both flush the toilet and push open the stall door. I touch nothing with my hands.
If there are people in the bathroom on my way out I'll reach underneath my shirt and use my shirt to open the door, I do it very quickly. If there are no people in the bathroom I'll sometimes open the exit door with my feet as well.
On the rare occasion when somebody tries to enter at the same time I'm trying to leave they'll see me with my foot up in the air looking mighty retarded, but what the @#$@ do I care what other guys think of me?
So if you touch any of those surfaces, you're touching whatever I've been stepping in, and I'm sorry.
Ok.....Uhhh....the toilet and Urinal on campus has a sensor.
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