I forgot to eat my vegetables.

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I forgot to eat my vegetables.

No dessert for you, then.

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A long-distance relationship. Self-explanatory there.

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Okay lets see the dumbest thing i ever did is (not sure if its the dumbest but its up There) When i was like 5 or something me and my sis were playing a game (sis is older by 2 or 3 years) This game we played you could say was pretty dumb. You guys know when your little kids you make up games. While we made up some wierd game where we smacked a doll with a stick (used a ruler). Like that thing with candy in it at Birthday parties. I end up accidently hitting my sis on the forehead thus cracking her skull a bit (you can feel it even to this day). Got to say wasn't one of the best games me and my sis made as a kid... 😔

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uhh i ran into the wall in hawaii? lol i was bleeding sooo much 🙁 now i have a scar, but it isnt that big. My brother always thought i was really careless, now i have proof.

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Eh, I'm gullible so I've had alot but recently... It would be when I was at my friend's b-day party with some other friends in the closet lookin' at her designer clothes and everything (XDD). Then they got outta the closet and locked me in there (yeah I luv em too), and turned off the lights. Frankly I was quite content, I mean what kinda girl wasn't happy stuck in a closet full of AWESOME clothes (even if you can't see 'em). But nonetheless finally they let me out but then the host is all like "Hey, Alex guess what? Didya know there's a secret passage way in the closet leading to the basement?!" So I was like OMFGNOWAI and of course I ran back in there and got locked in again -.-;;. Cuz I'm just that gullible.
I really can't think of anything stupider than that right now... Well, eating hair gel when someone told me it was pudding... Yeah that was pretty bad, but I got back at her by shovin' her face in dirt and throwin' ice down her back. TY god it was the last day of camp. I was a freggin' violent child D= 😔

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It was my friend's 23rd birthday and she was having a party at her house. the birthday girl, our 2 other best friends and me found ourselves in her garage rummaging through their stuff. Dunno how, we just ended up doing that. One of the two girls found a small brown bull (height: about 6 inches), and she handed it in to me. I didn't look at what she was handing me i just stuck my hand out.

I felt it was furry and kind of hard, and i swung my head and looked at it. It felt so gross to me i dunno why that the moment that i looked at and thought: bull. I shouted: "OH MY GOD! IS THIS STUFFED!?"

All three of the girls looked at me weird,, and looked at the 6 inch WOODEN bull that i was holding and looked at me again... and started laughing like dying hyenas!! i kinda looked up for a second and thought of the stupidity of what i said and started laughing too! 🤣 🤣

I tried to charge my action figure(which doesn't use batteries) when I was like 6 or 7.I used this fork like metal thing and tried to stick it into a power socket first before I reached for the toy so I can figure out how I was gonna charge it(no batteries).Guess what?I got electrocuted once I stuck that fork into the socket.I almost died that day.Thankfully I'm still alive and well 😀

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Oh, there was a time when we were out at the gym, so all the class' people came back to school together talking and joking. My group was to cross the street when came a LOT of cars and trucks. So the people just started to run madly until there was only me in the other side. The girls started to joke and I just started to say "oh, after this car I'm certainly going... Maybe after this truck...". So one of the guys just came running, picked me in his arms and ran again to the other side of street. The girls started joking that I was a damsel in distress boy, but fortunately everybody forgot the two cases.

That is so hilarious! Was the guy actually carrying you? I would freak out if that happened to me... 😃

I think one of the dumbest things I have ever done... was when I was a young teenager and I decided to do a flip on my sister's bed, facing the wall. Well, I slammed my foot into the wall and made a big hole. I knew my sister would kill me, so I tried hanging a picture over it and she saw it immediately (considering it was right above her pillow). I was laughing though, so she was mad at me for a while. 🤣

All of my friends think I seriously have something wrong with my head because I take forever to understand the simplest of things. Also because I am a dare devil and willing to do the stupidest things (I never think about what could happen beforehand). One time I wanted to try jumping off of my roof and attempting to land on the balcony below... I ended up tripping when I landed and slammed into the side railing. It hurt considerably. Oh, by the way, NEVER try to act like Kim Possible. It turns out, normal people cannot do flips off of things and land them. I learned that the hard way. ^^

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I tried to charge my action figure(which doesn't use batteries) when I was like 6 or 7.I used this fork like metal thing and tried to stick it into a power socket first before I reached for the toy so I can figure out how I was gonna charge it(no batteries).Guess what?I got electrocuted once I stuck that fork into the socket.I almost died that day.Thankfully I'm still alive and well 😀

🤣 I did that too. Only with an key I found, and I was so sure it would open a magic door or something...

@MikeHo
OUCH! Something like that occurred with me and my sister, but she was ok after an hour. It was really bad >_<

@Zandra
Yes. And it was totally strange, I'm... Uh... 20 cm taller than him? >> He's heavier and a lot stronger than me, so it was no problem for him to carry me, altought.
Well, I'm a little senseless too. I dunno, I can't concentrate in any stuff I do @@

Even though I joined in 2008, I restarted my lists with only only the manga I've read since 2012 July!

The Stupidest Thing i hav done so far is...at a dance i had a HUGE cup of coke and some retard ran ino me...the cup went flying strait into a girls white dress...o.0 i ran away ^^

So basically to vanquish the world of evil you must have mega sex with a girl then your soul is taken...yes

took a metal rod and touched a electric light box (on the phone poles), swallowed a quarter, put a bead up my nose (who hasn't?), walked to the park without pants at midnight (i didn't think people would be up), and climbed up a tree to get my friends purse and accidently mooned the random and seriously unlucky person behind me...

all when i was young(er >.>).... still feel freaking dumb however 🤢

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last winter when i invited my girlfriend of like 3 days to my cabin in flagstaff (i live in scottsdale in case anyone knows where that is) she brought her best friend.
i ended up banging her best friend, who i just met, and probably missed out on a probable 3-way. needless to say... things didnt work out with either one lol.
such a sad bittersweet night...

"When god gives you lemons, find a new god."

-Taking up 5 hours just to give a present on valentines day
-Putting my memory stick duo in a slot that doesn't accept memory sticks. It got stuck inside.
-Buying a regular sized pizza instead of the promo package(includes the same pizza and has 2 pasta then drinks.) that sold for the same price

• 2+2 = 6

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