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last winter when i invited my girlfriend of like 3 days to my cabin in flagstaff (i live in scottsdale in case anyone knows where that is) she brought her best friend.
i ended up banging her best friend, who i just met, and probably missed out on a probable 3-way. needless to say... things didnt work out with either one lol.
such a sad bittersweet night...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x08QpHdtbtU[/url]

Sorry, can't help it...

Throwing up in my best friend's drive way certainly comes to mind.

I mean, I wasn't even sick. I was like.

"Okay, see you later" BUWA.

I did make sure to get none on my car, haha. I am talented like that.

Oh... and there was this one time I accidentally mixed ammonia and bleach...

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Quote from amaranthine

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x08QpHdtbtU[/url]

Sorry, can't help it...

hahaha that is so classic. first time ive seen that vid, and its so damn true.
that and thedirty.com just show how pathetic people in scottsdale are (myself not included i hope)
but yeah, the bar scene here is just disgusting

"When god gives you lemons, find a new god."

(revives thread)
Because my stupidity is endless.
Simply put, I asked who Quatchi was.

Quote from Rainy Days

(revives thread)
Because my stupidity is endless.
Simply put, I asked who Quatchi was.

2010 olympics mascot.

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Quote from Rainy Days

(revives thread)
Because my stupidity is endless.
Simply put, I asked who Quatchi was.

2010 olympics mascot.

Yes, I've found out eventually. 🤣
Through lecturing, berating, and screaming from the ones around me.

It's quite sad.
Because I live in Vancouver.

the dumbest thing i ever did was put my hand on the ironer or how ever you spell it even though i knew it was still hot i was little like 6 or 7...and most recently played with fire and burnt my self

i was nervous at first it was big & long & went straight up i had to try it i eased onto it & liked it! i went up & down on it.... i love escalators now! 😀

(great onizuka ftw)

Um... you don't want to know. Mostly being crazy with the other flute players... getting high, but not really off of nothing.

Reading manga... I love it but damn I shouldn't have started, a lazy procrastinator like myself shouldn't get into things that can kill hours and hours of time so enjoyably, when you should be doing something else ¬_¬

Witnessed my friends have a fart/burp contest.
Witnessed my friends fight over a slice of pizza..

Slapped myself hard in the face automatically because
I was told there was a bug on my cheek. (it hurt ..really bad)

Fallen off a chair when I tried to sit on it.
Fallen off my bed when I knew I was at the edge.

Me and friends had bet if i could make people leave this one church we went to with a fart... Everyone there had to go outside and they had to air the place out.

Heh....Well one day i was walking to work early in the morning. My father was suppose to drop me off because it was to early and i didn't feel like walking but i had to or was going to be late. Well anyway i was walking and i say my fathers car and it pulled over to let me in. I got in and put my seatbelt on because my father always get on my nerves about not putting on my seltbelt in the front seat. anyway i was about to yell at but when i looked up at him it was my father. It was some old guy i guess he was about 45 or 50 don't know but all i could say was I need to get dropped off at the home depot. So he took me and when we got there he asked for my number i had to give him my real one cus i had my cell phone in my hand and he was going to call it to make sure. He did but i put down "don't answer" as his contact name. I told my supervisor and i started laughing and she looked at me and said that's not funny Takeva you could have gotten raped or died. I still thinks it's funny cause i never saw him again. I never told my mother cuz i was scared she would break my neck. lol i was talking on the phone with her while i was in the car so the guy wouldn't talk or do anything to me. But i survived. 😉

Well, when I was a little kid (5 or so) I got bored one day and so I started sharpening pencils with my new manual pencil sharpener (it was exciting at the time). Soon, I ran out of pencils because my house eats writing utensils, so I started looking at the hole in the sharpener and realized that my pinky finger could fit in the smallest hole.

I think I got about 45 degrees before my fingernail was almost shaved off and I stopped.

Yup.

Oh, and this one time I got sick at an Indian restaurant because I swallowed too big of a mouthful, and the chicken just GOT STUCK. It was terrible. I drank all this water, but it wouldn't go down. Eventually I had to leave and while my friend was driving me back we had to pull over so I could puke in a storm drain. xD

Crashed into parked car while learning how to use a bicycle. Bounced over the handle bars and landed on top of the hood. Bicycles are my bane...

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Crashed into parked car while learning how to use a bicycle. Bounced over the handle bars and landed on top of the hood. Bicycles are my bane...

Of your existence? 😲