I don't know what the call the MC. An extreme case of "even the gods gasp at his baseline stats" Gary Stu... Except those also include "oh my god this person has been through so much in life that he has mental health stats that should turn anyone catatonic or homicidal" that everyone is shocked again, so a Martyr Stu? He is also very bad with people, and likes manga and anime and that sort of otaku stuff. Yet he has a huge Etiquette skill level that makes those of kings and queens pale in comparison. He is also a god at housekeeping. And martial arts, and even magic (which should be 0 for normal earthlings).
This all before he even dies and gets his cheats in this oscillating hand gesture reincarnation fantasy.
The long prologue is a dialogue with three gods of a fantasy world who pick up Earth souls to use them as siphons to transfer mana to their world (where it is actually needed and used), who are charmed and shocked by how extraordinary the MC is, and basically explain everything about how their reincarnation system works and why. This goes on in three parts, and there's a lot of talk about stats and cheats and options and that sort of stuff.
Then the first chapter is about all about stats and skills too.
Except it's mostly about the MC's Slime Breeding Farm in the forest. The first actual chapter, dedicated to all the ways the MC's slimes have evolved and gained skills and so forth.
With detailed skill lists for each variant and a tally of how many there are.
Don't worry, in chapter two you get actual interaction with people. And hurray, the slime stats return in chapter 3! Mostly to show the updated tally of newly split slimes.
I'm going to try to continue and see where it all goes.
EDIT:
Ah that was just a preamble to get the slimes to merge into giant slimes. They also have stats.
EDIT:
A couple of paragraphs and now the local Duke's whole family (including grandpa and the kids) are visiting the forest cave HQ of this extraordinary forest-dwelling magic-using, potion-making, bear-hunting child with horrifying mental health stats and trouble with speaking complete sentences. This chapter 4, just after the bit with the giant slimes.
EDIT:
I will quote a bit:
"Big Slime!?"
"It couldn't possibly!?"
"No, this is definitely... you!? You were able to tame a Big Slime?"
"...is it weird?"
"Big slime, you see... It's a magical beast that no one has ever been able to tame, you know?"
"Eh?"
I think this will be my last edit. My head hurts.
EDIT: It might be a parody...?
EDIT: It's not a parody...