my biggest WTF moment is kind of weird.
it was a few year ago, i was sleeping but then i woke up but i didn't why...
i went down to the living room and my clothes without knowing why i was doing this 😕 then i go back to my room.i couldn't find my pillow then i took my brothers one.then i went back to sleep.

when i woke up i realised i was wearing my nephews pants and sleeping on my brothers pillow.i was like WTF IS GOING ON 😕 😲

but then i remember everything but i still don't know why i did that...

p.s. i found my pillow, which i left behind in the living room 🤣
and also I NEVER WALK IN MY SLEEP >:-( well yeah ,since i can remember everything what happened 😀

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...I just met my teacher at a night club.

I greet him with a "Hi"...the first thing he says to me with a BIG smile on his face wasn't a greeting,

It was:
"Hey, you failed the exam yesterday" [img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7994/em26bc2.gif[/img]

And I just learned that I had a project that was "supposedly" assigned to me a month ago that's due next week... [img]http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/6652/onionhead84kp7.gif[/img]

[img]http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8522/em25rb2.gif[/img] I am so dead... [img]http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2639/onionhead92kf8.gif[/img]

have u ever seen a purple dog with yellow lines?.......

well i did it when i was 13. i was walking in the street and i suddenly saw it in the window of a car (poor dog) i dont know who painted it but has weirds likes.

(>'')> this is kirby help it in the mision overlord to take the whole world 🙂

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someone just tried to bribe me 😲
I sent him to hell 🤣

WTF did he bribe you with? Cube Steak?

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when i was in San francisco this Hobo came up to me and started calling me a nazi and jew and telling me to go back to my country..i was like wtf..he followed me and my friends for a while...

i was nervous at first it was big & long & went straight up i had to try it i eased onto it & liked it! i went up & down on it.... i love escalators now! 😀

(great onizuka ftw)

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when i was in San francisco this Hobo came up to me and started calling me a nazi and jew and telling me to go back to my country..i was like wtf..he followed me and my friends for a while...

A jewish nazi? What's that?

i was walking in my H.S. and randomly my friend said happy bday to me....(this was like 2 years ago)

a guy friend grabbed my boobs by accident....>_>

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

My friend showed me this today:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=00uaB51ivXU
"Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty" xD

If you have a dream, don't wait. Act.

Probably not the biggest in my life but certainly the biggest recently happened yesterday, when the toy school bus my kids & I were launching (along the ground) with a model rocket engine suddenly reversed direction & came straight toward us, became airborne, slammed into the roof overhang, the school wall, and then the pavement.

What do you suppose the odds are that a rocketing toy school bus will hit the 4" divider between the windows, rather than one of the 2'-3' wide windows?? 🤣

(No more D-size rocket engines for us!! 😲 )

"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

Okay, it happened two days ago. Me and my two friends were driving to some place. And one of my friend was looking out the car window. We saw this two dudes top naked running or jogging. Than, out of no where he just goes, "WOOO WHOOOO TAKE IT OFF!!!" What the fuck?

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Have a star.

i think the biggest WTF moment was when my exboyfriend came over.

he knocked on the door, my sister let him in, and then she went to wake me up

but she didn't just wake me up, she SLAMMED the door open
i bolted up like a cartoon

some random old guy ran up to me and gave me a hug at the mall
WTF?

I have two.

The first is the time I discovered Green Tea Ginger Ale in the grocery store. My thoughts went something like this:
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..?
O_O
$_$

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Discern meaning however your will.

The second is the time I found wind chimes in my backpack. To clarify- I am not the sort of person who even likes wind chimes. It took me about five minutes to discern that is was, in fact, my backpack, and that there were, in fact, wind chimes. To this day I have no explanation other than "there must be some sort of gnome that goes around putting chimes in backpacks".

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NightSwan also said that she wanted to peg me, once, but I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or a threat...

The biggest WTF moment was when i found out that my mom was a rapper when she was a teen and my father was Mr. December in a magazine and he was a body builder + a male model...my mother now is a minister and my dad well...lets say he let him self go...lol

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um, I had a WTF moment earlier today.
I was eating at sushi night at the university cafeteria today when me and my friends saw Mr. Lee with a humongous drumstick (Mr. Lee is a cafeteria worker who makes friends with everybody). So all my friends are gaping at the size of this thing and Mr. Lee just walks over and puts it on my friend Chelsea's plate. He says something to us but honestly his accent is so thick that it is impossible to tell what he says. ever. he leaves and we just stare at it. finally Chelsea picks it up and just starts eating it. we pass it around and eventually finished it.

The thing is, no cafeteria was serving turkey today.

I guess another WTF moment I had was last weekend when my friend a gay guy and a straight guy started making out on top of my head. or that same night when the two 'straight' guys who had been touching me far too much all evening decided to make out.

Sorry for being incoherent