And Murphy's law strikes yet again.

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Don't know about biggest but atleast a few of my WTF moments:

I was riding my bike one winter. On a small road where usually not that many cars go by. Suddenly I fall on a patch of ice into the the center of the road. And I look up. And I see a car coming straight for me. WTF... is this it?
Now I don't really know exactly what or how it happened but the car somehow got past me. So I just got up on my bike and went home.

Then there is this time when me and my friend were in town. I had put down my backpack containing all my valuables just a few feet from me. So as I was going to pick it up. It wasn't there. WTF? Apparently it had been stolen. I was in shock. I didn't know what to do. My friend lent me his phone (as mine had been in the backpack). I called home. No answer. WTF? It was a saturday so none of my parents were at work and I know that my game obsessed brother would never not be home and play games. So my friends spots a police station nearby. So we go there and tell them what happened. Now as I begin to calm down I realize why no one answered the phone. They had gone to my aunt. And yes before you ask, she has games that my brother can play. I knew they would be there since I talked to them before just a few hours earlier. But somehow I had forgotten that.

Oh and then there's always the moments when someone you "know" you've never met before says:
-Hi [insert my real name here].

I've kinda only had one, it was when I was doing a observations during my science class that evolved the whole class going all across campus and taking notes. So my partner when we were going around and walked into this sorta narrow strip of grass surrounded my walls and fencing. I was telling her things to write down and we started taking photos of things. Then all of a sudden when i turned away and she called my name, she kissed me! I was a bit younger so it totally freaked me out. But I already knew about her sexual orientation, so I was okay after. It's not a really big WTF moment, but probably the only one I had that I could remember.

it was in school during a class, a soccer comes though the window i'm sitting beside and hits me. the classroom was on the fourth floor.

My first WTF moment was when i was 7 and discovered it was some stranger in a santa suite.
another time, a pigeon flew straight into my window (which scared the crap out of me) and then my neighbors cat came along and took it away. 😲

biggest wtf:

when i returned to my uni halls of residence, and security guards had said someone was in my room, then they found a heroin addict hiding in my Bathroom (wtf!) and he put my PC in my laundry basket to steal (but shoved them into the shower).

Then they held the door shut while he screamed and smashed up the bathroom, toliet and sink. Blood was all over the place.

The police did come 25 minutes later....This teachs me never to go out and leave the window open.

wtf indeed.

Hm I should probably read the last 10 pages of this topic but I'll get to that eventually..
Anyhow, these are the only moments I can remember.
Once when I was about...13 or something, I was going home from the city with some friends after our school music festival. It was like 12am or something and we were talking in the car. Then one of my friends was like "hey that guy's gonna get beaten up" so we all turned and there were there was a guy on top of another one with his fist raised and another one standing nearby filming or something. So, we were waiting for the punch and then they started pashing in the streets. We were all like 😲 I mean, it's really shocking for a 13yrold kid.
About a month ago, I was taking my little cousin to some new opened wildlife thing in Sydney Harbour and we were going through the insect section. Then my cousin comes up to me and he's like "Hey, hey look at those brown bugs! What're they doing?" and so I go over and I see 2 grasshoppers mating and my cousin (he's like 4) is all "woaaah!" over them. Very, very wtf moment

"If it's bitter at the start, then it's sweeter in the end.."

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Stranded in the middle of nowhere when I enrolled in a college supposedly A grade- the college was in a rural area with rustic people everywhere, they even had farmland in the campus!! and it was an engineering college 😢 ..Ah! Days of my life!

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I once saw a guy duck-taped about 2-3 meters up in a lamp post, sleeping. That was quiet WTF?!

I woke up to find a goat on top of my car. And this was in the middle of the city mind you.

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I woke up to find a goat on top of my car. And this was in the middle of the city mind you.

Bet that one had a good story behind it

Double dino to micro crimp!!!

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I woke up to find a goat on top of my car. And this was in the middle of the city mind you.

Did you milk it?

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I had a WTF moment when I found out that my childhood crush was in a softcore gay porn movie...

I'm still deciding whether to buy the dvd or not~ XD

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I had a WTF moment when I found out that my childhood crush was in a softcore gay porn movie...

I'm still deciding whether to buy the dvd or not~ XD

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I woke up to find a goat on top of my car. And this was in the middle of the city mind you.

........is laughing to hard to type a good response