Yea man. I tried throwing things at it and pushin it, but it was determined to stay there. And nobody was around to ask wtf happened (like people would tell me anyway 🤢 ) It got scared and ran off when I turned the car on.

I guess it had something to do with that Haitian dude that kept live chickens in his apartment. Voodoo perhaps? I wasn't tryin to look into either, I wasn't tryin to get hexed... lol

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

^Do NOT mess with the hoodoo man. You will end up with a shrunken head.

Listen here
Livin just to keep from dyin
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After some friends and I finished watching a movie were on the road on our way to drop one of them off when a cop pulls us over. After checking some ID's he tells us that there was a drive by and that the car we were in fits the description. The officier handed back the ID's and lets us go. After when we were heading towards my house we saw a cop pulled up next to us, another infront of us, and another behind us so we were completely surrounded. We pulled over and the ID's were checked again by a different officer. Two of them to cautiously standing on both sides of the car and the one on my side kept on shining the his flashlight directly in in eyes. After a few minutes of talking to another officer on the radio they realized that we were the same people that were pulled over 20 minutes before.

This may not to be a real "WTF" moment for me but I was involved in it. I don't know remember how it lead up to it but three of my friends and I were just hanging out in a children's playground. I don't remember who's idea it was but we all started taking off our belts except for one who wasn't informed about what was going on. Well anyway we ended up tying our friend up to a pole with our belts and leaving him there for a while for everyone to see.

When I was born.

listening to a beatles record having a conversation with my green wall.
mushrooms yo.

"Hip-hop was set out in the dark. They used to do it out in the park"

everyone has funny stories. i can't really think of any really big WTF moments of the top of my head, but today i went to get a SOBE drink after work (they're usually around $2.50) and the girl at the counter was like "that's $5.00"....i was definately like wtf. so i put it back and got something different.

another time (actually this happened a few times) i went into the change room of whatever pool and there would be naked old or fat or whatever women. i don't know about other countries, but here in canada that's kinda wtf.

hmm... I guess my biggest WTF moment was when two of my asian friends were trying to force me to tell them who I like. And my tomboy-ish friend somehow pinned me down on a sofa and forced me to say it. And my other friend was like "Dude, that position looks so wrong. xD" It was pretty funny, and they did eventually get it out of me. That was maybe about 4 years ago. And sadly, I still like that guy to this today. 🤢

hmmmmmm biggest wtf ......

that i met up with someone in an MMORPG ( note: we are married ingame ) and found out that she was a gay......

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This is kinda scary. When I was about 13 years old, all my family members left home except me to visit a relative. I just do my routine that night, finishing homework, watching tv, and then go to bed at around 12.30. I woke up tomorrow morning only to find out that my whole body, except the head, is lying inside a river not far from my house. My body was drenched but my head is fine since for whatever the reason, it is on top of a rock when I woke up. I hurried back to my house but none of my family members are at home and the door is locked! About 2 hours later, my family arrived and they are totally surprise to see me outside the house. I was like WTF?! Who the hell put me inside the river last night and why didn't I even noticed? (I don't even know what kind of emoticons should I use) None of my family members admit that they have anything to do with it.

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This is kinda scary. When I was about 13 years old, all my family members left home except me to visit a relative. I just do my routine that night, finishing homework, watching tv, and then go to bed at around 12.30. I woke up tomorrow morning only to find out that my whole body, except the head, is lying inside a river not far from my house. My body was drenched but my head is fine since for whatever the reason, it is on top of a rock when I woke up. I hurried back to my house but none of my family members are at home and the door is locked! About 2 hours later, my family arrived and they are totally surprise to see me outside the house. I was like WTF?! Who the hell put me inside the river last night and why didn't I even noticed? (I don't even know what kind of emoticons should I use) None of my family members admit that they have anything to do with it.

"Cocaine's a hell of drug"
-Rick James
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[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

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I had a WTF moment when I found out that my childhood crush was in a softcore gay porn movie...

I'm still deciding whether to buy the dvd or not~ XD

you should 🤣
LMAO

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...I just met my teacher at a night club.

I greet him with a "Hi"...the first thing he says to me with a BIG smile on his face wasn't a greeting,

It was:
"Hey, you failed the exam yesterday" [img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7994/em26bc2.gif[/img]

And I just learned that I had a project that was "supposedly" assigned to me a month ago that's due next week... [img]http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/6652/onionhead84kp7.gif[/img]

[img]http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8522/em25rb2.gif[/img] I am so dead... [img]http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2639/onionhead92kf8.gif[/img]

This one is GOOD!!

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** "It's so warm that, Before the snow has a chance to stick, He melts it for me." **

i'll try to remember some of the bigger wtf moments.... when i was in the 8th grade, in school during lunch time, i was leaning against a wall and dinking some coke, when a girl appears and sudenly slap me in the face... i was completely confused about what was happening, later i learned that one boy said some things about her and she thought i was the one... too bad for her i was the son of the principal 😀 ,other time during a party, were i drank too much, i entered the toilet and after using it i came out from another toilet in the other side of the club... it was probably the biggest WTF moment of my life, as to today i don't have a clue as to what happened, there were people who even saw me entering the first toilet... 😕

The biggest "WTF" moment i had in my life was when i was all alone in the house (during night time), and i was going downstairs to the kitchen to get a drink...so as i finish climbing down the stairs i heard "Come tickle me" in a squeaky voice coming from the family room....and this scared the SH*T out of me lol...
apparently, it was one of my sisters old dolls that say stuff when you touch them at random places and the doll ( im just theorizing now) probably got shaken up by the vibration of the floor as i was coming down the stairs....soo yeah...ive never been near that doll again rofl

My WTF moment was when my old neighbor eat dog food...

Me: WTF
She: What a weird seeds
Me: ... seeds 😕 ... 😀 😀

She has 73 years ... 😢

Why protect them? Why miss them? Why love them?

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The biggest "WTF" moment i had in my life was when i was all alone in the house (during night time), and i was going downstairs to the kitchen to get a drink...so as i finish climbing down the stairs i heard "Come tickle me" in a squeaky voice coming from the family room....and this scared the SH*T out of me lol...
apparently, it was one of my sisters old dolls that say stuff when you touch them at random places and the doll ( im just theorizing now) probably got shaken up by the vibration of the floor as i was coming down the stairs....soo yeah...ive never been near that doll again rofl

haha, my niece has this car toy at my house that sings and stuff and during the night when everyone is in bed, it starts singing. i think it's posessed
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