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When I got an HIV test at a Jazz festival. 🤣

I was sitting there like "I am really doing this... here."

That's not that surprising. It's easier to enjoy Jazz when you know you clean.

And if you aren't clean... well jazz has some blues elements to it....

Yeah, the entire festival had signs like "don't do intravenous drugs" haha

Another wtf moment was when I walked into the bathroom this morning to find Power Puff Girls bubble bath just sitting on the tub. What grown man takes bubble baths to begin with, but not only that, Power Puff Girls bubble baths.

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When I got an HIV test at a Jazz festival. 🤣

I was sitting there like "I am really doing this... here."

That's not that surprising. It's easier to enjoy Jazz when you know you clean.

And if you aren't clean... well jazz has some blues elements to it....

Yeah, the entire festival had signs like "don't do intravenous drugs" haha

Charlie Parker, Elvin Jones, and Bud Powell all died due to Heroin use..

So intravenous drugs are a sad part of Jazz history 😢

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When I got an HIV test at a Jazz festival. 🤣

I was sitting there like "I am really doing this... here."

That's not that surprising. It's easier to enjoy Jazz when you know you clean.

And if you aren't clean... well jazz has some blues elements to it....

Yeah, the entire festival had signs like "don't do intravenous drugs" haha

Another wtf moment was when I walked into the bathroom this morning to find Power Puff Girls bubble bath just sitting on the tub. What grown man takes bubble baths to begin with, but not only that, Power Puff Girls bubble baths.

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The Power Puff comment almost made me chock from the orange I was eating...lol

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[quote=shaggievara]When I got an HIV test at a Jazz festival. 🤣

I was sitting there like "I am really doing this... here."

That's not that surprising. It's easier to enjoy Jazz when you know you clean.

And if you aren't clean... well jazz has some blues elements to it....

Yeah, the entire festival had signs like "don't do intravenous drugs" haha

Another wtf moment was when I walked into the bathroom this morning to find Power Puff Girls bubble bath just sitting on the tub. What grown man takes bubble baths to begin with, but not only that, Power Puff Girls bubble baths.

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The Power Puff comment almost made me chock from the orange I was eating...lol[/quote]

HA!...
Take a bubble bath with PowerPuffGirl: Bubbles.

That tickled me.

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Last WTF moment I had was

waking up with blood on my pants and not remembering how I got it there .... and it was mine, I fell of my bike while getting home drunk and woke up with a cut from my knee till my foot ... Wasn't deep but must have bled pretty hard

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Last WTF moment I had was

waking up with blood on my pants and not remembering how I got it there .... and it was mine, I fell of my bike while getting home drunk and woke up with a cut from my knee till my foot ... Wasn't deep but must have bled pretty hard

ha that happens to me all the time, i always have bruises on my hands in the morning 🤣

doesn't even count anymore as a wtf moment 🤣

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I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

my biggest wtf moment was when i was in middle school and we started learning about the male/female organs and i thought testicles were penis and when they said you were suppose to have 2 testicles i started freaking out O.O

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• Barney Stinson

The biggest WTF moment in my life has most likely not been had yet...

Of course, there was always the time when I tried to go to the bathroom at my school, and a teacher stopped me, saying, "Whoa! Where are you going?"
I checked the door and replied, "Um... The bathroom?"
Then after a few seconds of staring at me, he said, "Oh! Oh, okay. Never mind, then," before walking away.

And another time was when I went to eat at a restaurant with my dad and the hostess who was substantially shorter than me gave me a kiddie menu complete with crayons. As we were waiting for the food to come, my dad picks up the crayons and starts coloring. Before I knew it I was coloring a kiddie menu with my dad. Then the food came, and it became a WTF-provoking moment.

I do think the first one was more WTF-ish, though.

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my biggest wtf moment was when i was in middle school and we started learning about the male/female organs and i thought testicles were penis and when they said you were suppose to have 2 testicles i started freaking out O.O

that happened to me too... when i was still innocent....scared me... then my friends told me... i nvr looked at them the same ever again....

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

another Wtf? moment for me was when i visited my grandma in the hospital an she was talking to my mom and then all of a sudden she stops talking mid-sentence.and she does a creepy chucky-like sideways turn of her head an stares at me while saying "Look there's a little one...". i was like .......WTF? what is she talking about? what did they give her?! @_@ did i shrink?!

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my biggest wtf moment was when i was in middle school and we started learning about the male/female organs and i thought testicles were penis and when they said you were suppose to have 2 testicles i started freaking out O.O

LOL thats hilarious 🤣

My two most recent wtf moments actually happened on the same night at a party.

The first one, I'm lying by the pool enjoying that perfect stage where you're in between tipsy and drunk when some random girl lies down next to me and puts her head on my stomach. I was just like "Uh..." and she starts making small talk like talking about the weather and stuff 😕 Of course, my friends see this and they all gather round and start laughing. What's worse is that about half of my friends there were girls and there's nothing quite as embarrasing as listening to a girl say quite loudly something to the effect of "Omg, is that a girl on his stomach? Man, I guess he's trying to get some tonight."

Second wtf moment of the night, I come back to the party after getting some late night munchies from Jack in the Box, only to find that everything is deathly silent and people are acting like someone died. I ask someone what's going on and they just mention something about the police before walking away. Then I see my friend walk out of a bathroom with deep, bleeding gashes on his face, one eye nearly swollen shut, and one of his years literally half torn off. Turns out that the police had just come before because of noise complaints. When they left, a couple of gangbangers from a rival high school had jumped the fence and crashed the party. My friend had picked a fight with them and got jumped. As I'm listening to this story, the friend's girlfriend, who had driven me to Jack since she was one of the few sober ones at the party, stops crying and I just stand there with my food and the only thing in my mind is WTF.

Mmm, Biggest WTF in my life, huh?
I think I'll go with two here.

One was during my Trig class.
My teacher has a telephone in the back corner of the room and I happen to sit next to it, unfortunately.
So I was kicking back and the phone rings.
My teacher tells me to get and I'm like
"Sure. Whatever."
I just pick it up and say,
"Yo, This is Ed! Need sum-thing."
But there was no answer and my teacher says
"What the hell don't answer it like that! So who is it?"
I say no one and give him the phone.
Then he looks at me like an idiot and says,
"OMG! You didn't even press the button!"
So I was like
"Oh, shit! That's why there's no beeping shit."
And he responds,
"OMG! Idiot! Idoit! Stupid!"
While the whole class cracks up.
And I was
"WTF! Your phone's wack. When I answer mine, I don't need to press the damn button."
But he continues with my stupidity and tells me to put back the phone.
Then he goes on with a change of personality and a smile,
"Ok, class! Back to the lesson!"
And I was....
WTF.....

Second was during a lunch break during school.
And I just invented a new game called "Man-Up"
The objective was to low-blow a dude and carry the dude up with the low-blow.
So its something like what Ryu and Ken does in Street Fighter w/ their uppercut.
So it was just a slow day.
But one of my friend comes out of nowhere and low-blows my other friend and carries him up to about 3 feet and drop him from there.
And I was like
"WTF!!! Shit you killed _____!"
Hahahaaha!

Good times. Good times.

"Life is not complex.
We are complex.
Life is simple;
and the
Simple thing is the right thing."

-Oscar Wilde

When I was in 7th Grade, I was waiting for the public bus, and all of a sudden something heavy fell on me. When I was trying to figure out what the hell it was, I saw blood on my school uniform. I thought that I was stabbed, so I got up, and that's when I saw that the thing that fell on me. It was a woman, and the blood was coming from some HUGE gashes and stab wounds all over her body. I brought the woman to my house, and called 911. When the police came, she told them that she was a tourist and that two men had got her drunk during Mardi Gras (I lived in New Orleans at the time), stabbed her so she couldn't move that much, raped her, and then just threw her out of their house.

Luckily, the men that raped her were caught about 3 weeks later.

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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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^ Wow, that's serious stuff. I'm impressed that you were able to act so rationally and calmly in that kind of a situation, I don't know what I'd do if I saw someone in that state.

Well, a couple of weeks ago my roommate busted up his knee so he couldn't really bend his knees very well. Anyways I am on my way back from class and I open the door, there he is spread eagled facing the door and beating off. I stop entering the room and just back out rather quickly closing the door thinking wow WTF...lock the door. More to come later.