So this one time, I got locked out of my apartment... (yeah~)
There I was waiting for somebody to return and rescure me.
Then I hear sex noises... A woman calling with passion, occasional wood slamming and such...

That was really weird... Made me feel uncomfortable...
Thought this neighbor was religious... And single... Appearently she has lovers. 🤣

...

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

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If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

When I was a 10th grader in highschool, I was in physical education, and we had to run. Then my friend discovered a potato bug right on the dirt tracks. IT LOOKED LIKE A HUMAN. >_>;

One time in my innocent middle-school days, i saw some homeless people have sex. ugh.

Couple days ago I realized as I drove through the middle of the intersection that I had just treated a red light as if it was a four-way stop. 😲 I swear, aliens must have stolen my brain for 10 seconds or something, I NEVER do stuff like that when I'm driving!! Fortunately there was hardly any traffic & the few cars that were coming stopped & let the idiot (me) through and no harm was done.

"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
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ANY kind of animal can hurt you. Even a rabbit.

Yeah I know, one actually chased and attacked my best friend. It was vicious don't let it's "cute meek bunny wabbit" routine fool you.

Me too! My bestfriend asked me to take care of her 2 cats and a bunny big as a cat with a long fur for 2 weeks 'cos she went to Greece. The bunny tries to bite me when i trie to take her out of her cage 'cos i have to keep her out of her cage about 30 min - 2 h. So i became scraed of her when she was running freely in the house i was sitting on a sofa and reading a comic then suddenly she jumps right at me and fell i was like WTF 'cos before that the whole place was so quiet and the other time was when she suddenly grapped my pants and started to hump on me i was like WTF and OMG!

It was a year ago, maybe longer. I'm not sure.
Saw an attempt of gang rape. Cat attempt of gang rape...

I was walking my pooch, and there I see a bunch of cats, surrounding some cat that was in a defensive position... A bigger, (appearently male) black cat jumped on her and tried to mate... She was resisting, while the other cats kept guard...
The female cat managed to break free, but the other cats followed her...
...
All that time I stood there, watching... Dumbfounded=/

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

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It was a year ago, maybe longer. I'm not sure.
Saw an attempt of gang rape. Cat attempt of gang rape...

I was walking my pooch, and there I see a bunch of cats, surrounding some cat that was in a defensive position... A bigger, (appearently male) black cat jumped on her and tried to mate... She was resisting, while the other cats kept guard...
The female cat managed to break free, but the other cats followed her...
...
All that time I stood there, watching... Dumbfounded=/

😲 this is a WTF! moment for me. not the biggest one but still...

lol, I don't think it was my biggest one, but it's the second I've posted involving cats. 😐

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

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lol, I don't think it was my biggest one, but it's the second I've posted involving cats. 😐

interesting. you must have a thing with cats. 😐

ok.. i just can remember right now this one -im not against homos btw-

but to "see" them for the "first time" is a shock

i was in the mall and i saw 2 girls making out
😐 << my expression for real.. Then i realized it was a girl and a guy with long hair kissing 🤣 🤣

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ok.. i just can remember right now this one -im not against homos btw-

but to "see" them for the "first time" is a shock

i was in the mall and i saw 2 girls making out
😐 << my expression for real.. Then i realized it was a girl and a guy with long hair kissing 🤣 🤣

Wish I was as lucky as you...

The first time I've seen gay people IRL was when I was in Office Depot. There were 3 gay dudes in schoolgirl outfits.

AND THE SKIRTS WERE AS SHORT AS THE ANIME SCHOOLGIRLS' ARE.

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The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived

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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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ok.. i just can remember right now this one -im not against homos btw-

but to "see" them for the "first time" is a shock

i was in the mall and i saw 2 girls making out
😐 << my expression for real.. Then i realized it was a girl and a guy with long hair kissing 🤣 🤣

Wish I was as lucky as you...

The first time I've seen gay people IRL was when I was in Office Depot. There were 3 gay dudes in schoolgirl outfits.

AND THE SKIRTS WERE AS SHORT AS THE ANIME SCHOOLGIRLS' ARE.

....wow, even I feel bad for you, and I'd be the first one to defend human rights...

I'd prolly just facepalm and walk away tho.

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ok.. i just can remember right now this one -im not against homos btw-

but to "see" them for the "first time" is a shock

i was in the mall and i saw 2 girls making out
😐 << my expression for real.. [b]Then[/b] i realized it was a girl and a guy with long hair kissing 🤣 🤣

Wish I was as lucky as you...

The first time I've seen gay people IRL was when I was in Office Depot. There were 3 gay dudes in schoolgirl outfits.

AND THE SKIRTS WERE AS SHORT AS THE ANIME SCHOOLGIRLS' ARE.

....wow, even I feel bad for you, and I'd be the first one to defend human rights...

I'd prolly just facepalm and walk away tho.

in that situation who wouldn't really.
🤣

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[quote=juls91]ok.. i just can remember right now this one -im not against homos btw-

but to "see" them for the "first time" is a shock

i was in the mall and i saw 2 girls making out
😐 << my expression for real.. [b]Then[/b] i realized it was a girl and a guy with long hair kissing 🤣 🤣

Wish I was as lucky as you...

The first time I've seen gay people IRL was when I was in Office Depot. There were 3 gay dudes in schoolgirl outfits.

AND THE SKIRTS WERE AS SHORT AS THE ANIME SCHOOLGIRLS' ARE.

....wow, even I feel bad for you, and I'd be the first one to defend human rights...

I'd prolly just facepalm and walk away tho.

in that situation who wouldn't really.
🤣 [/quote]
I'd probably gag, then have a terrible rest-of-my day.

Cross dressers always ruin my day because the next time I see a girl I'll end up second guessin their gender... Not fun.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

One of the Epic WTF moment in my life is....

I was having PMS during my vacation..but I still insisted going off for a swim in the hotel's swimming pool..

When I got back to my hotelroom with my bathing suit and towel covering waist and feet...., I looked at myself on the mirror...I SAW BLOOD (loads of them) on the towel...probably because my swimsuit was wet..and the blood got into the towel..

AND NO ONE CARE TO TELL ME ABOUT IT...!! I WAS WALKING AROUND THE LOBBY AND ELEVATOR FORGODSAKES!!1111

..Pms sucks..

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DoLL (Okado Tatsuya)
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mmm i was drinking a Sprite in a bar, at the seaside, i was at a little table with my best friend. At a certain point i fail heavily to drink it and some of it goes in my lungs: not a big quantity, but MUCH gas i think now. So after a bit of coughing, i have this pain in my chest, a darn heavy pain like burning, that propagates from the center of my chest, i cant speak cause of it. Then, moment after moment, i lose consciousness and i lean face-ahead on the table and partially on my friend.
I remember having flashes of something and a dreamlike experience, all with a strange and faint, quite hypnotic music (it was the music of the local), thus i can imagine i was only half-knocked down. After some time i begin to tremble and i think myself "am i having spasms?", but it turns out it was my friend calling to me and pushing me, thinking i was joking.

Now the utterly strange part: i regain control of myself (i had the forehead on the table, my usual hat fallen off) and i begin to tell my pal whats happened, nice chit chat until...i go BLIND. Yep, blind. I dont panic, i ask him "hey, this WONT be something definitive, huh?" And while he is quite shocked, i wait to, hopefully, regain my eyesight. That returns after 2-3 minutes...from ONLY ONE EYE. "Humm", i think, "now what?" My left eye is totally blind, the right is good as new. After some time the sight returns to the left eye, slowly: beginning with an effect of mmm i'd not say "solarize"(photoshop definition) but when you have an image, and through a filter it turns all black/deep brown, with only the contours, lightly coloured in dark gold.
😲

And that's all. True, obviously. Anyway i recommend fainting once in a while: later i felt like my sour back has been massaged by a professional! 😎

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I need a die with 2 sides.

That's known as a "coin".

Oh, thanks. Too much D&D.