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I'm pretty sure the original meaning of this thing is to say What is the biggest WTF moment in your life, not your eveyday little things Well that would mean only one post per person, and there are only so many people that frequent the 18+ board, so I vote we change it to wtf moments in general, as long as they have enough 'wtf' imapct to be worthwhile.

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My latest "WTF" moment was when I found a 100$ bill in a parking lot at 11 or so at night. There wasn't anyone in the general area at all (including cars). That's a good WTF though. My buddy finds $100 bills in his dresser drawers on a regular basis. I have never figured out how he got that rich.

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Last week when i got home late at night .. i do remember how i got home and aproximately when .. the strange part is .. i woke up in the bathtub ... and now for the WTF part .. with my pillow O.o

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Oooh, I had one last week when reading Harry Potter. I'd managed to avoid spoilers, so when I turned a page and the words

Nineteen Years Later freakin JUMPED OUT AT ME... I needed a few minutes to myself after that.

Hooyah to that.

My biggest WTF moment was when I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop.
Some Spanish dude walked up to me and started chatting me up.

Spanish Dude: Hey, do you know when the next bus is coming?
Me: No.

• Few minutes later -

Spanish Dude: Hey...are you over 19?
Me: ...
Spanish Dude: What country are you from? China? Japan?
Me: ...
Spanish Dude: Don't speak English huh?
Me: (moves away)
Spanish Dude: (follows) 'Cause if you are, you can come up my place and suck my cock, all those delicious honey will drip out. It tastes really good... (I pretty much tuned him out at this point and feeling disturbed.)

• Bus arrives -
  Me: (gets onto bus and gave him the middle finger)

THE END.

Oh yeah, I was 12. (:

And SERIOUSLY, I look like a 9 year old instead of a 12 year old. When I think about it, I should've pushed him into traffic or maybe kicked him where the sun never shines. -sigh-

@RainyDays - That really is very, very disturbing.

I have had many weird things happen to me, but for some reason or another I can't seem to recall anything too much out of the ordinary except:
About a month ago me and my friend we going to this computer hardware store, and we were on the subway (on the train) just talking.
I don't know exactly what we were talking about but my friend must have said something like "God damn" in one form or another, because the quiet old lady sitting in front of us just turned around and started yelling like crazy.
Started out as a murmur then got so loud that the whole train car full of people were glaring at us. Here's some of what I recall she said: (language warning)

"Murmur, murmur Christ...Jesus fuck..murmur. incoherent swearing yeah YOU I'M talking to YOU. quiet talking AND BLOOD AND GORE AND GUTS... bleeding ...jesus... U talking about GOD ... GOING TO HELL... AND BLOOD... I'll censored and FUCK censored .... etc etc ....(that reapeated like 2 times and she said some other stuff too but I was laughing too hard)....

It just just kept going on and on. I think she was looking at and "talking" to my friend, but I couldn't look at her. I had my head turned to the window and I was trying not to laugh but was laughing so hard that my eyes got all teary.
My friend was laughing really hard too. It was so weird though, because she was swearing so loud and said some really, really bad stuff and half of it wasn't even comprehensible.
Anyway we just got up and started to walk away, she kept on doing it but for some reason we were getting the same look from the crowd. Maybe because we were just laughing for like 10 minutes straight...
Man that crazy old gremlin said some of the worst things I've ever heard...

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@xtr3m3dude; Ah. Maybe she's part of one those scary religious cults where they brainwash people and drink human blood and use us, "unholy people" as sacrifices. xDD

Biggest WTF in life;
This is it... i was in this building in the 6th floor, looking outside from the window, then a bird crashed in the window just in front of me...imagine my face in the moment.
Oh yeah and when i fell into a pool and drowned when i was 5...i died there.

Biggest WTF in anime;
Shirley's death in Code Geass

Biggest WTF in manga;
Suzuka, i really really didn't expect such plot twist ( if you know what im referring to )

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Today.
I was at gamespot reading their E3 section. I glanced their E3 announcements and saw Final Fantasy XII and just clicked on a link for some E3 game(forgot which). As it was loading I thought to myself, "Hey. . .only Microsoft 360 games were displayed at E3 today. . .wait, does that mean final fantasy 13 will be on the 360?. . ." and which was soon followed by, "OMG! Final fantasy 13 will be on the 360!!!!!" and random joyous dance in my head.

source:
http://e3.gamespot.com/story.html?sid=6193730&pid=950899&tag=topslot;title;2&om_act=convert&om_clk=topslot

The only ones I can think of is the few times I have woken up after a night out not knowing where the fuck I am or how I got there... These places include a beach, field and random strangers house...

the only one I can remember clearly was when I was climbing a tree, and I misstepped. I did a flip and landed on my ass at the foot of the tree. Kinda painful, and jarring to not find having anything to stand on.

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

one of my WTF Moment was few weeks bak....i went to the mall wit my sister's sister-in-law and her husband...me and her were sittin outside waitin for him to bring the car around cuz it was too far for us lol...anyways we were waiting and there was a guy sitting next to me...started askin questions...like what country i was from and he started guessing and stuff and im jus shakin my head whenever u said a countries name...he didnt figure it out...thts when her husband brought the car and we jus quickly got on and left....i was like wtf was tht bout....throughout the whole time this was happening...lol

another is when me and my friend were gettin off the bus and we were talking and stuff and i was like f u to him u kno....jokingly and so we walkin home...suddenly the driver---who is this old guy---got off and was like "say it to my face" and sh1t...i looked bak was confused cuz i didnt kno why he got off and said tht...and me and my friend got this look like WTF, is he gonna fight us---this old dude...we turned bak and started walkin again and the driver was still there....than he finally got on the bus and left....we were like WTF was tht....and tried to understand wat jus happened... 🤣

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The only ones I can think of is the few times I have woken up after a night out not knowing where the fuck I am or how I got there... These places include a beach, field and random strangers house...

yeah had plenty of that...once woke up on a train...

and one time my bastard friends left me with a note stuck on my back..
'if you have found me like this please take me to this address, or if you're a girl to your room, thank you'

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I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

Biggest WTF moment was when my bf and my ex were driving around together apprently coversating about me. ew' 🙄 or when this guy im related to tried to hook up with me it was crazy!! 😐

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This probably isn't the biggest (that's what she said) WTF moment in my life, but it was the most recent. I was sitting in Central Park at Strawberry Fields and I noticed this guy sitting across from me. He looked a little crazy and was wearing red lipstick and it had been smeared all around the lip area. He was smoking something (not a cigarette) and all of a sudden he spits onto his shirt and kinda smiles. I was pretty weirded out at this point when all of a sudden next to me these two guys started jamming, one of them was playing a tuba and the other a steel guitar. Finally to top it off this women walks by with a dog that had bright yellow, green and red stickers dots all over it. It was a very WTF moment.

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Omg, the freakiest thing happened to me about a year ago in my old house. It was around midnight and I was on the computer downstairs, and I just happened to look at my cup which was right in front of me (it was half full of ice and pepsi) and out of nowhere it moved all by itself right next to my keyboard and stopped. I FREAKED OUT! It was so scary...later my mom tried to give me some crappy ass explanation. She was like "Oh it must have been the condensation of the cup, and the desk is probably a little crooked causing it to move....." ..........sure mom, sure......