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"Oh it must have been the condensation of the cup, and the desk is probably a little crooked causing it to move....." ..........sure mom, sure......

That's exactly what I thought of as soon as I saw "half full of ice and pepsi". 🤣

"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

Accidentally cutting off a potentially cancerous mole with a razorblade. I was cutting open boxes, when the cutter slipped and ran up my arm and cut this mole off completely by accident (along with a tad bit of outer skin), my dermatologist was like WTF? when I showed him where the mole used to be.

I just had a WTF moment... from watching Aquarian Age. For those who watched it, you'll know what I'm talking about. I mean like, I forced myself to watch that crappy thing till the end, and they gave us such a crappy ending, and the guys are not even cute!!! For those who haven't watched it, just so you know, it's a total waste of time. >:-(

After having my appendix taken out, a nurse tried to make me do sit ups. Nothing like lying helpless on a hospital bed with staples in your gut while some fat old lady tells you to get some exercise. >:-(

Walking through a winter wonderland of ash on 9/11 wasn't exactly fun either.

Recently, I got a brand new desktop with a lcd monitor. A few days later, I leave my room (where the computer is) for about an hour, and when I come back, there's an inch long scratch very visible on the screen. Haha, was I pissed. I never even touched the screen, and when I asked the other people at my house, they said they haven't even gone to my room. Wierd. Luckily, it was still under warranty and I had the monitor exchanged.

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A couple of years ago, I was at South End (at the calm side of a beach), with some friends... and it was the middle of night... and I was smoking something this guy gave me, and next thing I knew, I was in the water with this girl... splashing it around trying to find "glow in the dark algae."

I never found it. Or at least, I don't remember.

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While a friend and I were taking a stroll, a man suddenly came to me and handed me a letter, I automatically accepted it then the man immediately walked away. My friend and I both stood immobile for a moment looking at the letter. Turns out he handed me a love letter with a phone number in it...My friend and I were like "WTF??! I bet he walks around with copies of that letter to give around to women...hoping one of them will really give him a call" I didn't BTW...

Once while I was working at the bar, an old man started talking to me and at one point he suddenly told me he's gonna write a poem for me...(I knew he was a painter since his studio is near my ex-bf's house...I live in the centro of a very small city 🙄 ) I considered it a drunk man's babble especially since he left with no further mention of the poem...Some moments later he returned with a paper on his hand with my poem 😐 It talked about flowered mornings, whispers of the wind etc...

I still have the letter...who knows, one day he might become a famous painter...hehe...since I've seen his works and he's without a doubt a better painter than a poet 🤣

To see everything from the perspective of eternity

Some old guy with a effin cane came up to me while I was at the movies w/ my friends, at night (outside lol), grabbed my arm and said "Watch out... They've arrived and they're coming for you..." And he like gives an evil friggen cackle and limps off. I'm just staring them like... WTF? I started being creeped (lol this isn't a word?) out 5 minutes later....

Another one I suppose is when my dad threw a dead lizard on me cuz he thought it was one of my plastic ones. He and I had a nice discussion bout the difference between plastic and scaly things afterward...

Um... I've had alot of WTF moments. I'll add them as they come to me |D

Forever lurking...

@Felo1
Oh come on! Where were the effing spoiler tags for that!? I was gonna watch the whole thing today! $@!@#%#$^ OMFG!

Reading Felo1's un-spoiler tagged post was the biggest WTF moment of my week >:-(

Seriously....WHY!?!!

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Everyday I'm tumblin'

I was at a vacation sitting in a mall eating ice cream with my friends
I heard some noise and the back so I looked and I saw...
Police chasing transvestite dressed in tight pents and a super blonde wig running like crazy on high hills with clothes in his hands.
then the police jumped at him and he fell like a rock
it was such a "wtf" moment I could not laugh or think anything at this moment

I was about 8 when it happened (I think).
So I was going home one evening, and it was dark and all.
I walk, don't suspect a thing... And then out of nowhere(well, out of the bushes actually 🤣 ), jumps a cat and runs like someone burnt his tail.
I screamed like a little girl, a really loud and short scream~

It was such a stupid moment... I'm not even afraid of cats... ~

There was also one, when a physics teacher was leacturing and suddenly started laughing... He laughed and laughed, and then just stopped and cuntinued the lecture... We were all "wtf?"

Another case with that same teacher. We had to take an oral test each, so the next girl comes up, walks to the board and the lamp falls...
Shocking really~

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

When I got an HIV test at a Jazz festival. 🤣

I was sitting there like "I am really doing this... here."

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LOL seirously i would be freaked out if half the stuff that happened to you guys happened to me...... (kinda jealous though _ sounds kinda cool) esp. not remembering where i am or how i got there O_O LOL at the poster who said they woke up with their pillow in their bathtub! XD question? was it like filled with water? or empty? was it even your bathtub? Anyways my Wtf moment? hmmmm when ALL of my friends said Twilight was awesome and i read it and was like "WTF?!" also my sister told me a WTF story so here u go: (T^T i dont have any good WTF moments) T^< so sad

okay well a group of her friends were at Baskinrobins when all of a sudden a dude with a white beard that looked just like Santa walked up to them and grabbed friend A's arm an said "Your on my good list this year." then turned to friend E "Im not so sure about you...." and then turned and walked away. Friend D "Was that Santa?!".....O_O Wtf?! why couldnt i meet santa dammit

"Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."- Dalai lama

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When I got an HIV test at a Jazz festival. 🤣

I was sitting there like "I am really doing this... here."

That's not that surprising. It's easier to enjoy Jazz when you know you clean.

And if you aren't clean... well jazz has some blues elements to it....

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

.".