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Moved to 18+ since...you know why

Here's LambFriendnoodle's pick up line : "Hey babe, you wanna go to the +18 zone?"

[color=green]Life, what would it be without so much wrongs and rights?
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[color=red]Star Trek XI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZiR-NETDr0[/color]

"Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you."

"Wow."

"You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing behind him."

(hold out hand) "Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W"

for this one you need $20 and a friend. Give your friend the $20. Walk up to target.
your Friend says
"You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen."
he hands you the $20 and walks away.

"Excuse me miss, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like to join me?"

"All those curves, and me with no brakes."

"I'm good at math. U+I=69"

How about that guy on Beauty and the Geek. He said something like: If I'm Cos and you are Sin, then together we will be One

[color=green]Life, what would it be without so much wrongs and rights?
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[color=red]Star Trek XI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZiR-NETDr0[/color]

"Hey, is there a halo of dark matter around you? because your apparent mass does not account for the attraction between us."
this is my all time favorite line, aside from things like "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" however the first one might actually work on me.

the only real pick up line I like when I saw in action was " I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves" didn't exactly work but it inspired conversation and now he's going out with my friend who he never would have met had we not become friends first.

oh and then this

Sorry for being incoherent

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"Hey, is there a halo of dark matter around you? because your apparent mass does not account for the attraction between us."
this is my all time favorite line, aside from things like "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" however the first one might actually work on me.

the only real pick up line I like when I saw in action was " I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves" didn't exactly work but it inspired conversation and now he's going out with my friend who he never would have met had we not become friends first.

oh and then this

Ok.....I can't believe there would be a guy to fall for such corny nerdish comment.

[color=green]Life, what would it be without so much wrongs and rights?
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[color=red]Star Trek XI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZiR-NETDr0[/color]

In my sixth grade!! yearbook:

"You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot-long!"

poof "SHOUJOMAN IS HERE!"
Just Lynz, drop the -ajw

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Lols, that one's awesome. Quite inventive~

poof "SHOUJOMAN IS HERE!"
Just Lynz, drop the -ajw

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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Lols, that one's awesome. Quite inventive~

but would it work, or fail?

That dress looks becoming on you. Of course, if i was on you, I'd be coming too.

Eh, is coming spelled right?

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"Hey, is there a halo of dark matter around you? because your apparent mass does not account for the attraction between us."
this is my all time favorite line, aside from things like "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" however the first one might actually work on me.

the only real pick up line I like when I saw in action was " I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves" didn't exactly work but it inspired conversation and now he's going out with my friend who he never would have met had we not become friends first.

oh and then this

Ok.....I can't believe there would be a guy to fall for such corny nerdish comment.

ares6 why do you wish to kill my dreams? 😢

though it's not like I actually use pick-up lines or try to pick people up or try to advance my love life in any way.

anyways I wasn't gonna post this one but since TheRedSpade posted another one of my favorites...
(beckon her -yes her, it wouldn't make sense the other way- with one finger) If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with a whole hand.

Sorry for being incoherent

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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Lols, that one's awesome. Quite inventive~

but would it work, or fail?

Depends on the person you used it on. It would either work well or fail horribly, I think.

poof "SHOUJOMAN IS HERE!"
Just Lynz, drop the -ajw

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Quote from Slagathor

"Hey, is there a halo of dark matter around you? because your apparent mass does not account for the attraction between us."
this is my all time favorite line, aside from things like "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" however the first one might actually work on me.

the only real pick up line I like when I saw in action was " I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves" didn't exactly work but it inspired conversation and now he's going out with my friend who he never would have met had we not become friends first.

oh and then [url=http://xkcd.com/279/]this[/url]

Ok.....I can't believe there would be a guy to fall for such corny nerdish comment.

ares6 why do you wish to kill my dreams? 😢

though it's not like I actually use pick-up lines or try to pick people up or try to advance my love life in any way.

anyways I wasn't gonna post this one but since TheRedSpade posted another one of my favorites...
(beckon her -yes her, it wouldn't make sense the other way- with one finger) If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with a whole hand.

I love it when you pain.

Here's another classic.

Hey babe, you'll never get laid with your face, why don't I show you a good time since it's a pity date.

[color=green]Life, what would it be without so much wrongs and rights?
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[color=red]Star Trek XI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZiR-NETDr0[/color]

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oh and then this

I just spent over an hour on that website...

Dress up as Cpt. Jack Sparrow and say:

"I'm looking for treasure, mind if I examine your chest?"

Lose - Opposite of win, to misplace something/someone. e.g. To lose your way, to lose a fight.
Loose - Opposite of tight. e.g. To have a loose screw, to loosen a jar lid.

^ Not just scanlators, but also company documents are getting it wrong now!

Are you a turd, CUZ U DA SHIT!!! XD

Aw man i just got 3 dudes laid.
now im the shit.