Worst/Best pick up line you have ever heard/read/tried
Member14 years ago
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Quote from Alexander92
Well, I have one. It was the first guy I was ever with. It was a halloween party and I had dressed up like a vampire with these really expensive real-looking teeth. There was drinking involved and before I know it I was practically sitting in some other guys lap and he looks at me and says;
"Those theeth are really cool. They look so real. Can I feel them?" And me, being a naive 14 year old boy, nods and thinks he's just going to touch them. Instead he puts his toungue in my mouth. It was weird.
Oh wow, that's so gay it sounds like something out of a yaoi.
dude he IS gay....
14 years ago
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Quote from BimboSilly
Quote from coolxal
Quote from Alexander92
Well, I have one. It was the first guy I was ever with. It was a halloween party and I had dressed up like a vampire with these really expensive real-looking teeth. There was drinking involved and before I know it I was practically sitting in some other guys lap and he looks at me and says;
"Those theeth are really cool. They look so real. Can I feel them?" And me, being a naive 14 year old boy, nods and thinks he's just going to touch them. Instead he puts his toungue in my mouth. It was weird.
Oh wow, that's so gay it sounds like something out of a yaoi.
dude he IS gay....
Lmao 🤣 🤣
That comment deserved a resolute DUH!
No one gives a shit what trite garbage you write here.
14 years ago
Posts: 64
Well I heard this one on glee." Girl, you got more curves than a nissan ad" LMAo that was the lamest thing i ever heard. 🤣
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14 years ago
Posts: 35
Don't know if this had been done but:
"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you."
"Are you a pokemon, cause I'd like to peek-at-you(pikachu)"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you a couple more times."
"Did you just fart, cause you just blew me away."
14 years ago
Posts: 35
If its late and if you are at a bar or public place, my favorite is
"Its late, you'll do." have tried it a few times got some good reactions but nothing from it.
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14 years ago
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An acquaintance and I were joking about pickup lines the other day.
He was like: "you remind me of Pikachu"
Me: "why, because I'm short and yellow? You racist!"
Him: "because I choose you"
And now I have a new nickname... 🤣
Member14 years ago
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Quote from amaranthine
An acquaintance and I were joking about pickup lines the other day.
He was like: "you remind me of Pikachu"
Me: "why, because I'm short and yellow? You racist!"
Him: "because I choose you"
And now I have a new nickname... 🤣
lol this genuinely made me chuckle at 2am while cramming for a test. thanks
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14 years ago
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Not really a pick up line (not even serious), but it went like this -
So me and a friend of mine were watching tv and talking.
Something idiotic came up, and I reacted like I normally do, with an expression I often use.
Us: watching crap
Me: "Fuck me now."
Her: "What, here?"
Me: "Sure".
Us: laugh
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14 years ago
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Quote from NightSwan
Not really a pick up line (not even serious), but it went like this -
So me and a friend of mine were watching tv and talking.
Something idiotic came up, and I reacted like I normally do, with an expression I often use.Us: watching crap
Me: "Fuck me now."
Her: "What, here?"
Me: "Sure".
Us: laugh
You gotta admire someone who's straight to the point. 🤣
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12 years ago
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the one that works best is
Get in the van or ill shoot you
12 years ago
Posts: 10
The only thing resembling a pick up line from a girl i heard was this,
Me and her in bed
She, are you open to being tied up?
Me, no...
She, well at least dont struggle so i have turn this rape in to a murder.
Lets just say that relationship hit a fast ending^^
