"Can I read your T-shirt in braille?"

Hahah 'nough said 😛

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...With this alone, I have gone too far. 😐

This one is cute...sortakindamaybe.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Fine, I just liked the stuffed animal reference.

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Has anyone actually used any of the lines stated here? Just curious.... coz I don't remember using a pick-up line, ever. Always thought it was only done in movies coz it's way too cheesy to be said in real life.

I've used 'em only for a laugh, not to impress. Has worked too.

You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

Konosetsu FTW

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You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis 😛 🤣

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"Hey baby, did it hurt....when you fell from heaven?"

This is the one the school counselor taught the whole class: 🤣

The version of that that i know is basically the same but you add because your awfully purdy (pretty) at the end

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You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis 😛 🤣

Have you heard of the slang term "boner"?

Konosetsu FTW

I've heard the polar bear one before too. XD but I use it whenever there's an awkward silence, not to pick people up.

my favorites are probably:
are you tired? because you've been running around my head all night.
is it hot in here.. or is that just you?
do you have a map? because I'm lost in your eyes.
if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
you're like a dictionary.. you add meaning to my life.
do you have any raisins? how about a date?
do you know CPR? because you just took my breath away.

EDIT... forgot one. =p
"good thing I brought my library card because I'm checking you out!"

uses index finger to call girl over "I made you come with one finger, imagine if i used my whole hand." < AMAZING

"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up"

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You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis 😛 🤣

Have you heard of the slang term "boner"?

Have you heard of the slang term "joke" maybe even "sarcasm"? 🙄

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[quote=arccan_mettur]You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis 😛 🤣

Have you heard of the slang term "boner"?

Have you heard of the slang term "joke" maybe even "sarcasm"? 🙄 [/quote]
Whoops. Forgot to pay attention to the little faces 🤣

Konosetsu FTW

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Thank for that, strange stranger. I thank you.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss - Douglas Adams

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My software just turned hardware cause of you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?

Those two are my favourites 🙂 .

I think that cupid one might work on me, it's so cute! XD It sounds like an invitation to touch your ass though...

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"You make me feel like a squirrel. I want to pile my nuts up against you." That one is so sick yet hilarious 🤣

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I used to know a bunch of joke pickup lines, but the only one I can remember now is "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" Bad, bad, bad and yet I lol'd 😛

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Uhh I heard a weird yet funny one in a movie:

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

and another weirder one

"I like your clothes, but they'll look better on my bedroom floor."

the one I hate the most...

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"