I'm curious......

What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
Or the biggest lie ever told to you?

Biggest lie told to me.
"I'm pregnant."

I'm no liar.
I guess the biggest lie I've ever told would've been
"I didn't see anything" right after a shootout across the street.

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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

Biggest lie I told, probably telling everyone that I was in the hospital for a month for mono, when I was actually there because of an drug overdose.

Biggest lie told to me, my mom pointed to some random woman walking down the street and proceeded to convince me that that was my actual mother that she bought me from. 🤣

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i never lied in my life...

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Biggest lie I told was probably telling this guy I liked I had a twin. Because after getting to know him better he seemed like a total psycho. 🤢

Biggest lie told to me- My older brother, when he told me he thought he might be gay. I was ecstatic! Only to find out the next day it was an April Fool's prank. 😔

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Biggest lie told to me- My older brother, when he told me he thought he might be gay. I was ecstatic! Only to find out the next day it was an April Fool's prank. 😔

Wtf? What does his sexuality have to do with
rapture? 🤣

Can't really remember any specific lies.
People tend to evade subjects instead of
lying around here. At least for me.
I've told no major lies. Just some small crap
when I was a kid.
I mostly speak the truth and people don't like
it. Oversensitive weaklings. 😮
They can't demand me to lie to them just
so that they could hear what they want to hear.

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Biggest lie told to me- My older brother, when he told me he thought he might be gay. I was ecstatic! Only to find out the next day it was an April Fool's prank. 😔

Wtf? What does his sexuality have to do with
rapture? 🤣

Well, I already had planned who his ideal partner would be like if he ever turned gay. It was a huge blow finding out he wasn't.

Blames yaoi...>_>

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Biggest lie told to me, my mom pointed to some random woman walking down the street and proceeded to convince me that that was my actual mother that she bought me from.

That made me lol.
Quite mean.

My mother used to threat she'd put me into an orphanage.
I believed her for many years, when I was little.
Now I just tell her: "hey, you've missed your chance".

Biggest lie I've ever told...
Telling that my mother is a good person to people.
I don't do that anymore.

Yes, I'm aware that I always bring this up.
...

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Biggest lie told to me- My older brother, when he told me he thought he might be gay. I was ecstatic! Only to find out the next day it was an April Fool's prank.

How could he pull such a mean prank?...
I'd be ecstatic too...
😔

I'm worse though.
If I ever have kids, I'd rather them to be gay.
(no, not for anything incesty... )

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Biggest lie told to me- My older brother, when he told me he thought he might be gay. I was ecstatic! Only to find out the next day it was an April Fool's prank.

How could he pull such a mean prank?...
I'd be ecstatic too...
😔

I'm worse though.
If I ever have kids, I'd rather them to be gay.
(no, not for anything incesty... )

Swan, thank you for understanding my pain. 😁

I could care less if my kids turn out gay. Easier for me.

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If I ever have kids, I'd rather them to be gay.
(no, not for anything incesty... )

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From everyone.

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I'm serious. Let it be.

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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

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If I ever have kids, I'd rather them to be gay.
(no, not for anything incesty... )

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This statement will receive no comment.
From everyone.

<.<

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I'm serious. Let it be.

What?...
Don't you ever think of your future?

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

ON TOPIC:

Biggest lie, eh? Mmm, I honestly don't know. I don't make big lies really. I make little lies daily, though; mainly concerning homework.

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Like any other human being (who isn't lying to him/herself!), I have lied. I'm sure there must have been something worse, especially when I was a child, but the only things I can remember in the last decade or more are minor things like "I already did my dishes; I put it in the mail yesterday; and I wasn't really swearing."

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Biggest lie, eh? Mmm, I honestly don't know. I don't make big lies really. I make little lies daily, though; mainly concerning homework.

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Yes, Mr. Spammer, sir.

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I lie about my age.
Like all the time.
😛 🙄

My smile is mostly a lie as well.

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

Mostly i lie for fun...
but the biggest lie i ever told i think it was when i told a girl that i was leaving town just to break up, we were going out for about half a year already and she started to creep me out...
but the classic lie is: I'll call you tomorrow

and i can't remember any lie someone told to me, so i guess there is no one important enough