only many small lies i think. like "what, you never told me to make dinner mom?" or "im sick cough can i stay home today". hmm but the most recent one must have been this saturday. "oh people were drinking in our basement last night?!!! i didn't know i went to bed pretty early!" and yes they did believe the last one 🤣

biggest lie told to me...hmm...not many big ones, but theres always the "im not gonna tell anyone, i promise" and the next day everyone knows 🤨 but maybe im just too naive. oh, but me and my friend did catch this girl we kinda knew in making up a boyfriend. helpful tip: if you are "talking on the phone with your boyfriend" turn it on silent so no one calls you in the middle of your convo 🤣

I was going out with a guy that I really liked but he turned out to be a complete idiot. Luckily, he didn't live in the same city I lived, I just went there during weekends to hang out with some friends. So what I did was hide from him the fact that I was going and when we met in a bar, I told him I was not his girlfriend, but his girlfriend's twin. I had to keep up with that story for some time >.<!

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My whole life is a lie.

Far-off places with sweet sounding names.

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My whole life is a lie.

I'd like to hear your rationales.

Dimmu is no more.

Far-off places with sweet sounding names.

I don't get melancholic because of Dimmu.
Sorry, can't sense it.

bye

No one gives a shit what trite garbage you write here.

Someone once asked me if I set that fire. I told them no. Yeah, that was a pretty big lie I told, and I was only five. After that, the next would be telling my mom I was going one place and instead going to Los Angeles for the day. Its a solid three hour drive there from where I'm at on a good day

Now, being rather gullible, I've more or less stopped caring about people lying to me, and couldn't tell you what massive lies I've been told. Also, I can't think of any.

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

The biggest lie told to me by my mother was that I was found in a garbage can when I was a baby.
And when my doctor told me, in the presence of my mother, that I was pregnant.

I can't remember of the biggest lie I told. I usually don't like to lie. Sometimes I tell obvious lies as a joke but it looks like that my friends are too naive and can believe anything. 🤣

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Biggest lie told to me, my mom pointed to some random woman walking down the street and proceeded to convince me that that was my actual mother that she bought me from. 🤣

she says that to me all the time D:

i dont lie to an extent where i say the "biggest lie"
but if a prank call works as a lie then yes..
My cousin is married with a guy from turkey... they have this store where u rent stuffs..
THEY asked me(my mom and cousin) to call him and make the prank..
T_T i called him of course at that moment i was trying So hard to not laugh ...
i made up a name: Chulanta.. 🤣
i told him i wanted to rent so things and i gave him such a weird locations(that doesnt exist) weird names and the guy was telling me his spanish wasnt very good TT_TT he is such a nice guy..
i dont feel this way any more... but i felt soooo guilty cz he was calling my cousin every 5 minutes .. that someone called and blah blah blah

btw normally when i "lie" its in a sarcastic very obvious way... but ppl still belive me..
like they ask me something .. i answer withouth even knowing what they are talking about 🤣 and they still believe in this Angel 🙂

** "It's so warm that, Before the snow has a chance to stick, He melts it for me." **

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I make little lies daily, though; mainly concerning homework.

I did this the other day. I stated to my mum that I completed my math hw already, but I hadn't. I couldn't exactly do it after I said that either because she would walk in on me and would have known I was lying.

Thank the heavens I had a free period the next morining to get it all done 🤣

I lie daily about what I'm doing on the computer. If she found out I was on forums...that would be the end of me O.o

I don't think I've ever made a major lie...probably have but I can't remember for shizz.

Biggest lie told: Nothing major, just small lies here and there.
Biggest lie told to me: Human evolves from apes.

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One lie I said is that I told my mom that all my classmates were wearing make up, when in fact there were very few that did. And it worked, she bought me a big make up kit, eye liner and I feel kinda guilty for this. I remembered this, because right know I'm applaing my make up, while writing.
As for my biggest lie...like I'd leave evidence of it.
but really I usually don't lie, except maybe for white lies

Lie told to me: my biology theacher had died or had a car accident 🤢 . My reaction: Really? 😁 😀 . I hated her so much that I was actually happy (pretty evil of me). but it was Aprils Fools

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