Cheating
18 years ago
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Quote from vinceasuma
And then there is accidental cheating, like when I was taking a bath and then this girl walked into the bathroom and pulled her pants down to use the potty and she didn't realize I was there, and then I slipped and fell on her. I hurt my back and ended up with a priapism and then the puzzle pieces interlocked.
You know, like accidentally.
Am i the only one who got the joke or did everybody else think is was just not funny?
18 years ago
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Quote from ares6
If humans are animals after all who are all driven by sex, then cheating is logical. You don't see a dog staying with the same dog every year.....
Actually, dogs' social behavior are not monoganous, in fact one litter of one mother can have several fathers. However, there are many species in the animal kingdom that are monogamous for one mating season, and even for life. Many bird species like birds of prey and Canadian geese mate for life, as well as mammals like prarie dogs I think and some monkey species. There are more, but I can't think off the top of my head.
And yes, humans are animals, but we are the only species that has a thinking brain and can understand complex cause and effect relationships and can understand why we do things. We have free will and choice, not ruled by strictly hormones and phermones.
Wow.....you know a lot of animal sexuality.....wonder what YOU were doing on the internet at night. 😉
I don't think most animal do that. Most animal just mate and find another one next year.
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18 years ago
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I did.
but did you think it was funny?
18 years ago
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I did.
but did you think it was funny?
Sorry about that, I'll try to be funnier next time. It seems a lot of the peeps here don't get my sense of humor. I would say a good 60% of my posts are jokes for pure entertainment, but I rarely get a response. 😔
Thanks Bully, if you think my joke was funny 😁
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18 years ago
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Haha. Usually, if you have to point out the joke it defeats the purpose of the joke.
Cheating? What is this word cheating? A chick in heat?
Can I have some rum with that?
"You and me baby aren't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel."
If humans are animals after all who are all driven by sex, then cheating is logical. You don't see a dog staying with the same dog every year.....
That's why they're called dogs.
18 years ago
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Since when did human surpass the classification as a mammal into angel?
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18 years ago
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Since why did human surpass the classification as a mammal into angel?
I wouldn't know. I'm not a very religious person. 🙂
18 years ago
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Since why did human surpass the classification as a mammal into angel?
I wouldn't know. I'm not a very religious person. 🙂
Don't say that too loud Zubz is online!
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18 years ago
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I did.
but did you think it was funny?
Sorry about that, I'll try to be funnier next time. It seems a lot of the peeps here don't get my sense of humor. I would say a good 60% of my posts are jokes for pure entertainment, but I rarely get a response. 😔
Thanks Bully, if you think my joke was funny 😁
Don't worry, whenever you write a joke i am there by your side cheering you on, even if i didn't think it was funny, or i didn't read it.
But i liked that one.
I am going to be a troll here: Anybody who says humans are basicly dogs and thus shouldn't be only shagging one person should prove his point by cleaning his butthole with his tounge. After somebody ( i hope somebody very bendy and female ) does this i will then prove her point by shagging her
what a stupid post i just wrote
18 years ago
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Quote from bully_jesus
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[quote=Mamsmilk]I did.
but did you think it was funny?
Sorry about that, I'll try to be funnier next time. It seems a lot of the peeps here don't get my sense of humor. I would say a good 60% of my posts are jokes for pure entertainment, but I rarely get a response. 😔
Thanks Bully, if you think my joke was funny 😁
Don't worry, whenever you write a joke i am there by your side cheering you on, even if i didn't think it was funny, or i didn't read it.
But i liked that one.
I am going to be a troll here: Anybody who says humans are basicly dogs and thus shouldn't be only shagging one person should prove his point by cleaning his butthole with his tounge. After somebody ( i hope somebody very bendy and female ) does this i will then prove her point by shagging her
what a stupid post i just wrote [/quote]
you made a juxtapose comment.....but...oh well. Humans are not angels. Humans are animals. Thus, since humans can't suppress their desire, then let them go wild while following the loop hole rule of cheating.
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18 years ago
Posts: 279
Quote from ares6
Wow.....you know a lot of animal sexuality.....wonder what YOU were doing on the internet at night. 😉
I don't think most animal do that. Most animal just mate and find another one next year.
HaHa, wouldn't you like to know what I do at night, ares!
But really, I do have a BS in Biology (and very very occasionally actually remember something from it) and am currently working as a Veterinary Assistant.
That, and Animal Planet really helps, too!!
18 years ago
Posts: 189
Is it cheating when you are all in the same room or that just a good work out. 🤣
Realy it was hard with one girlfriend when after one party I went to take her home and one her girlfriends stopped me at the locked bedroom door. Saying no guy's in this one. Been friends with her still for years.
Does that count as cheating 😕
love and peace
18 years ago
Posts: 39
Sucks when it happens to you.
Cheating is in no circumstance acceptable, IMO.
Since I hold trusting one other in high esteem, then
I don't believe that cheating - which is a unfaithful
action - is acceptable in any way.
I've heard plenty of cheating situations in the past.
And I find it stupid that some girls still cling on to
that tiny ray of hope that they can 'fix him', even
after he cheated 4+ times...
She should just break it off. 😮
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