i got smoker's lung, so i jog, runnin like a ninja is like turbo for me.

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I run like a lurker. Have you ever seen a lurker run?

Dude lurker's crawl and bury themselves and send up spines from the ground. They mutate from hydralisks, Starcraft 101 duh? 😛

Don't the people from Bleach run the same way with their arms like on the side and not moving at all? It looks weird lol I thought maybe it makes them faster but I don't think so and I'm not gonna try either. 😲 I run like... idk, never seen myself run lol

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I imagine you've all seen the way ninjas run in Naruto. They have their arms to their sides and trailing behind them while they run forward like they're charging.

Well, have you ever replicated this method of running? If so, how often do you do it when you run?

Personally, I run like a ninja every chance I get. Whether it's charging into the girl's locker room at school (I run too fast for the ladies to see who I am, but my ninja eyes pick up everything) or racing my friends (they're usually a bit faster than me, but then I use my kunai ^_~) I'm ninja running like crazy.

Please, share your ninja running stories.

This is a very sad thread. 😐 By the way, your better off getting a girlfriend so that you don't have to look in the girl's locker room....

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I do run like a ninja... and my story I will share with you all is a great tale of love and sacrifice... I was running like the naruto way as a joke with sum buddies and well i ran right into this girl i liked... shy was she and embarassed was I... she said: "You run like a great ninja..." I said: "what!?? I was kidding around... FREAK!" 😲
Im kidding this didnt happen... no i dont run like a freeakin narutard! 😛

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i got smoker's lung, so i jog, runnin like a ninja is like turbo for me.

Lay off teh herb.

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u kno what we can all run like ninja's...Choji is a dam ninja and he's fat...how fast can a fat ninja run ne ways ryte?

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"You just bleed there and think about what you've done!"

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u kno what we can all run like ninja's...Choji is a dam ninja and he's fat...how fast can a fat ninja run ne ways ryte?

When he needs to get somewhere in a hurry he just rolls... 😛

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u kno what we can all run like ninja's...Choji is a dam ninja and he's fat...how fast can a fat ninja run ne ways ryte?

When he needs to get somewhere in a hurry he just rolls... 😛

Another fat ninja is Udono from Basilisk... and once again you get a fat ninja who does indeed roll 🤣
But wonder whats faster ninja roll or ninja run?? 😀

Mankind is just a cancer and I am the cure here to exterminate it! With pie.

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Quote from Keel

u kno what we can all run like ninja's...Choji is a dam ninja and he's fat...how fast can a fat ninja run ne ways ryte?

When he needs to get somewhere in a hurry he just rolls... 😛

Another fat ninja is Udono from Basilisk... and once again you get a fat ninja who does indeed roll 🤣
But wonder whats faster ninja roll or ninja run?? 😀

Clearly a ninja roll is faster in situations based on slant of environment, BMI, and idiocy. 😛

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[quote=Keel]u kno what we can all run like ninja's...Choji is a dam ninja and he's fat...how fast can a fat ninja run ne ways ryte?

When he needs to get somewhere in a hurry he just rolls... 😛

Another fat ninja is Udono from Basilisk... and once again you get a fat ninja who does indeed roll 🤣
But wonder whats faster ninja roll or ninja run?? 😀

Clearly a ninja roll is faster in situations based on slant of environment, BMI, and idiocy. 😛 [/quote]

I dunno but I run alot faster going down a hill... i plan my steps carefully so its kinda like a glide!! 🤣
I wonder whats faster then ... ninja glide , ninja run or ninja roll 😲 ?? 😀

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Clearly ninja fly.

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[quote=Rob1988][quote=Keel]u kno what we can all run like ninja's...Choji is a dam ninja and he's fat...how fast can a fat ninja run ne ways ryte?

When he needs to get somewhere in a hurry he just rolls... 😛

Another fat ninja is Udono from Basilisk... and once again you get a fat ninja who does indeed roll 🤣
But wonder whats faster ninja roll or ninja run?? 😀

Clearly a ninja roll is faster in situations based on slant of environment, BMI, and idiocy. 😛 [/quote]

I dunno but I run alot faster going down a hill... i plan my steps carefully so its kinda like a glide!! 🤣
I wonder whats faster then ... ninja glide , ninja run or ninja roll 😲 ?? 😀 [/quote]

somehow i feel that i started somthing thats gonna result in a new topic either saying...."Do you Roll like a ninja?"/"Do you Glide like a ninja?"/ or the completly preposterous "Do you fly like a ninja"

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"You just bleed there and think about what you've done!"

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[quote=Kaos][quote=Rob1988][quote=Keel]u kno what we can all run like ninja's...Choji is a dam ninja and he's fat...how fast can a fat ninja run ne ways ryte?

When he needs to get somewhere in a hurry he just rolls... 😛

Another fat ninja is Udono from Basilisk... and once again you get a fat ninja who does indeed roll 🤣
But wonder whats faster ninja roll or ninja run?? 😀

Clearly a ninja roll is faster in situations based on slant of environment, BMI, and idiocy. 😛 [/quote]

I dunno but I run alot faster going down a hill... i plan my steps carefully so its kinda like a glide!! 🤣
I wonder whats faster then ... ninja glide , ninja run or ninja roll 😲 ?? 😀 [/quote]

somehow i feel that i started somthing thats gonna result in a new topic either saying...."Do you Roll like a ninja?"/"Do you Glide like a ninja?"/ or the completly preposterous "Do you fly like a ninja"[/quote]

What about leap like a ninja... thats faast travel!!! 🤣
Yes yes tho fly like a ninja is good!! hmmm but we MUST kno which is better...
Fly like ninja?
Run like ninja?
Roll like ninja?
Glide like ninja?

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somehow i feel that i started somthing thats gonna result in a new topic either saying...."Do you Roll like a ninja?"/"Do you Glide like a ninja?"/ or the completly preposterous "Do you fly like a ninja"

I think we spam this topic enough as it is, creating one of those other ones you've mentioned will def result in lock by our good ol' lambchopsil, BUUUTTTT if it wasn't taboo I call creating "Do you belch like a ninja" first. 😁