well whats your biggest turn off during sex?

Mine is a true story and tought i could share it with you guys, here it goes.

I hade a one night stand long time ago with this good looking blond on a boat trip and while we was at it she pulled a finger upp my ass, so ofcourse my penis went limp and got out of there at top speed and told the girl she was sick in the brain out of reflex. it took me out of surprise and it also took me days to melt what hade just happend and was in this "i can't belive it happend" state too. 😲

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we were at it and I suddenly felt the need to confirm if she's on birth control
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well whats your biggest turn off during sex?

Mine is a true story and tought i could share it with you guys, here it goes.

I hade a one night stand long time ago with this good looking blond on a boat trip and while we was at it she pulled a finger upp my ass, so ofcourse my penis went limp and got out of there at top speed and told the girl she was sick in the brain out of reflex. it took me out of surprise and it also took me days to melt what hade just happend and was in this "i can't belive it happend" state too. 😲

lol, some men, straight men, claims that the prostate region, 1 inch from the entrance of the anus, can be messaged to feel pleasure. [by that i mean, 1 inch inside of the rectum] A girl like that is probably a whore anyway, she probably had many many experience with guys to learn this obscure sexual simulation. It's called the male G-spot, btw.

Here's a link: http://www.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/23_love_secrets.html

I personally don't think that's hygienic nor healthy.....but hey, people tell me they feel more intense orgasm while being fingered so who knows....But it could explain who gay couple who participate in anal sex....have anal sex.

I also remember this korean american comedian called Margret Cho who once said she asked for sex advice on how to make men come more intensely and her gay friend told her to just stick her finger right up the guy's butt hole, lol. I thought she was kidding but.....maybe it's true.

Hey, if you are shocked by that kind of fetish....have you never seen this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSayJTrmALw

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

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You need to discuss what's off limits before hand, what may be done, and what should be done before intercourse.

If you can't discuss these things with your partner, then you shouldn't be freaked out when something you didn't expect happens.

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and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

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You need to discuss what's off limits before hand, what may be done, and what should be done before intercourse.

If you can't discuss these things with your partner, then you shouldn't be freaked out when something you didn't expect happens.

lol, do you do that really? Toto: "Hey jenny, I gotta ask a couple of questions before we start:

1. Are you going to shove your finger up my ass?
2. Are you going to lick my eye balls?
3. Are you a woman, born woman?
4. Do you have STD?" 🤣

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

Quote from Toto

I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

Quote from Toto

You need to discuss what's off limits before hand, what may be done, and what should be done before intercourse.

If you can't discuss these things with your partner, then you shouldn't be freaked out when something you didn't expect happens.

dude, i hade a one night stand, and you think im going to ask question before i stick it in? Hahaha 😛 well if i had a partner, thats a diffrent story

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Mine's talking... It's annoying and there's nothing that brings me down to reality faster.

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My girlfriend was going to climb the bed with her feet and slipped. Then I heard tud. I laughed so much I couldn't even lift an arm. After that we tried to start it again but whenever we got near eachother we started laughing. It was a funny night.

About the girl shoving the finger in your ass.....Really, I don't know if it feels good or not but no one will ever shove anything in my ass.

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dude, i hade a one night stand, and you think im going to ask question before i stick it in? Hahaha 😛 well if i had a partner, thats a diffrent story

I don't really care what you do.

But next time you have a one night stand, be prepared for a finger in the ass.
Also, don't be a douche about it, because you failed to talk about one of the most important things in life.

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and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

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dude, i hade a one night stand, and you think im going to ask question before i stick it in? Hahaha 😛 well if i had a partner, thats a diffrent story

I don't really care what you do.

But next time you have a one night stand, be prepared for a finger in the ass.
Also, don't be a douche about it, because you failed to talk about one of the most important things in life.

I agree...our generation has degraded making love into base sex....that's not really good. Emotional connection increase the pleasure while making love by two fold, I say. It's not only you feel you are enjoying yourself, you also know you are making your partner feel good and that means a lot because you love your partner, not only sexually. But then again, who the hell am I to tell people what to do, I ain't no southern baptist preacher preaching the good Lords will and commandaaa to the people of this great countryyyaa 🤣

Gay book discussion thread

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

Her calling out her ex's name while making love. I don't care who you are, that deflates the pole faster than your prom date going down on you.

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Once I picked up a chick that was about five years older then me at a bar, I was almost 22 at the time. Anyway we went back to her place and started to go at it and after about five minutes I see a bright light coming from behind me. I look around and see that the door is open and there is a 4 year old kid standing there looking at me naked banging his mom. It kind of ruined the night and she had to go put him to bed and explain what it was he just saw, later that night before I left I found out she had 2 kids and was "technically" still married, all of which she failed to tell me before. All in all a really bad night lol. 😐

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Once I picked up a chick that was about five years older then me at a bar, I was almost 22 at the time. Anyway we went back to her place and started to go at it and after about five minutes I see a bright light coming from behind me. I look around and see that the door is open and there is a 4 year old kid standing there looking at me naked banging his mom. It kind of ruined the night and she had to go put him to bed and explain what it was he just saw, later that night before I left I found out she had 2 kids and was "technically" still married, all of which she failed to tell me before. All in all a really bad night lol. 😐

eww.....that would turn me off for life.....If I had to find out the girl was some slut with kids.......and the kids are probably traumatized for life. OFgh, that makes me angry. I know it's not your fault, but well it is your fault, but someone should call child service. I cannot stand children being abused like that. Did you at least called child service for the children afterward? Surely you know child service is going to go berserk on her ass for this shit! >:-(

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

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Once I picked up a chick that was about five years older then me at a bar, I was almost 22 at the time. Anyway we went back to her place and started to go at it and after about five minutes I see a bright light coming from behind me. I look around and see that the door is open and there is a 4 year old kid standing there looking at me naked banging his mom. It kind of ruined the night and she had to go put him to bed and explain what it was he just saw, later that night before I left I found out she had 2 kids and was "technically" still married, all of which she failed to tell me before. All in all a really bad night lol. 😐

eww.....that would turn me off for life.....If I had to find out the girl was some slut with kids.......and the kids are probably traumatized for life. OFgh, that makes me angry. I know it's not your fault, but well it is your fault, but someone should call child service. I cannot stand children being abused like that. Did you at least called child service for the children afterward? Surely you know child service is going to go berserk on her ass for this shit! >:-(

...I mean, I feel bad for the kid, but that reaction is a little absurd. Parents are people too, even slutty ones, and it's not like anything technically abusive actually happened to the child. You should relearn the definition of "abuse," it has pretty specific legal prerequisites.

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eww.....that would turn me off for life.....If I had to find out the girl was some slut with kids.......and the kids are probably traumatized for life. OFgh, that makes me angry. I know it's not your fault, but well it is your fault, but someone should call child service. I cannot stand children being abused like that. Did you at least called child service for the children afterward? Surely you know child service is going to go berserk on her ass for this shit! >:-(

Don't judge people you don't know, please. You don't know about her marriage, you don't know about her life so don't judge, pre-concepts are horrible.

But I have to agree that after this one I would think twice before taking a girl I don't know to bed.