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That's only true for a very few males.

funny thing is that I have seen some "experienced" dudes try to do that to the girl too...Its such a friggin no-no for me...!!

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Don't go around calling people sluts either. You don't know if her husband was abusive, and she was looking for some temporary comfort, or if the marriage was suffering (which it most likely was)
There's reasons people cheat, and usually it's not just because someone is being a 'slut'. Everyone wants to feel sexy and loved. If they don't feel that in their marriage, they'll go outside of it to get it when things get rough. Not to justify her actions, but there's really no reason to start name calling a stranger.

The "technically married" line implies a legal separation. She had a roommate and all too who was watching the kids, so clearly she wasn't living with her husband, so I'm not really sure if I'd still call that cheating. The lines blur a little in that sort of situation.

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The "technically married" line implies a legal separation. She had a roommate and all too who was watching the kids, so clearly she wasn't living with her husband, so I'm not really sure if I'd still call that cheating. The lines blur a little in that sort of situation.

No it doesn't.

My cousin got married right after high school. Her and her husband broke up less than two years later. It's been almost 10 years now and they've never legally divorced. She's been living with a guy for the past six years and has a kid with him. I don't know anyone who considers her to be cheating.

Oh yeah, she left her husband because he got two other girls pregnant. One his boss's daughter, the other a 14 year old girl that lived next door to my cousin and him. My cousin and his sister are still good friends and since the break-up he has gone on to have 4 other kids with 3 different women. I guess he watched the movie Idiocracy and took the character Clevon as a role model.

Or he's trying to go onto Maury (Jerry Spring... or whatever's on now).

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That's only true for a very few males.

funny thing is that I have seen some "experienced" dudes try to do that to the girl too...Its such a friggin no-no for me...!!

Well, that's more of a problem that those guys think they know what will please a female... so they don't feel the need to actually ask the girl what she will like sexually.

Of course, this is the exact same problem when females do it to males... they just don't ask.

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Or he's trying to go onto Maury (Jerry Spring... or whatever's on now).

Jeremy Kyle more like.
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Or he's trying to go onto Maury (Jerry Spring... or whatever's on now).

Jeremy Kyle more like.
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Depends entirely on what country the blokes from.

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Has anyone ever had their girl fart during sex? The fart followed by awkward silence meant we both lost our "appetite for sex" and you wanna know what happened afterward? For some reason we started talking about the colon and and how to keep it healthy. May have been a meaningful discussion but I just want to forget that night. Just so you guys know, I understand that farting is natural, but it wasn't really the fart itself that threw me off but the sound.

ewww....lol 🤣

All I have to say is that people need to get ready for sex. It's not just a casual fuck in the closet or the back of the library. It needs to be prepared and plus the foreplay. Otherwise it can end awkwardly like you described. Oh God, I can imagine it was like a rotten egg methane smell and you were like :"UGHHH!!!! noooo!!! GET AWAY YOU SKUNK!!" 😲

Makes me wonder how people who do anal sex prepare. I bet they use some sort of sanitizing douche beforehand.

An enema may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity.

eww wtf, who wants to have anal sex now lol....

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 cant...stop... 🤣 🤣 🤣 this is really funny.
i haven't done it yet,but i gotta say when you're kissing someone, and you noticed they have their eyes open while at it, ..makes you think...wtf..."umm...what are you doing.."

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 cant...stop... 🤣 🤣 🤣 this is really funny.
i haven't done it yet,but i gotta say when you're kissing someone, and you noticed they have their eyes open while at it, ..makes you think...wtf..."umm...what are you doing.."

Same boat on the not having sex thing, but as for the kiss thing, I'm ashamed to admit I did that on my first kiss. I was just too nervous on what they were going to do next, but now I'm reminded in the future XD

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That's only true for a very few males.

funny thing is that I have seen some "experienced" dudes try to do that to the girl too...Its such a friggin no-no for me...!!

well that i can understand hahaha 🙂

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Last i time I checked, exposing young children to sex is still illegal, unless you don't live in the States

Did you know there was a case some years ago where someone sued a man for indecent exposure of his naked body to young children because he was naked in his own house but forgot to close the blinds? And they won too, the child service took away the man's daughter as well and he was deemed incapable and a danger to his daughter. It's a bit harsh, but it proves my point that such a law do exist. http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2009/10/22/2009-10-22_virginia_man_arrested_for_indecent_exposure_for_being_naked_in_his_own_home.html

Whether this case was handled too toughly or not....that depends on the juries present at the hearing

I feel very strongly in regarding children welfare. I cannot be persuaded to change my stance because I believe children should come first in any relationship of any sort. I know I'm getting off topic, but God Damn It! I'm so pissed right now.....The way I was brought up, any such indecent exposure to children is just horrible....I mean I cannot believe I'm ranting but ughhh it's not right. I don't know man....I still don't think it's right for any mother to just let their younger kids see their mother having sex, hardcore, with a stranger....

Wow... um I've seen both my parents' naked bodies since I was little, like as far as I can remember. It's not a big deal to me and especially to my mom. I don't think exposing your naked body to your children is a bad thing unless everyone else tells you so but that's just a cultural thing really. I mean kids who live one one bedroom places with their parents often hear them making love which in my opinion is a much better way of seeing people have sex than some bondage sm porno shit which is how I finally understood what sexual intercourse entails. I remember this one book I read and this one part said that scottish children who live in one room cottages with their family often wake up to the sound of their parents making love, and it's probably not just scotland but ALL OVER THE WORLD. If that's so bad then why not just ban children from seeing anything mate! Chickens, cows, snakes I don't know. Human beings should be used to the idea of sex at an early age or they gain a disdain for it, even watching animals do it, which is as natural for them as eating. What I really worry about are all the fetishes and such that are becoming more and more complex and more powerful in a society that, in it's effort to suppress sexuality, bring out it's worst sides in people. That case with the father just goes to show how intolerant our society is of the human body (which I think is probably also do to that fact that we are a judeo-christian based society).

Look, I feel bad for the kid, not because he saw his mom having sex, but because he saw her having sex in an environment that was probably without love (since it was a one night stand) and because in the future he will realize what society labels women like his mother: a whore, and that might make him judge women harshly unless he has the insight not to judge because maybe the marriage between his mother and father is not so great.

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Sauna, 18+ hardcore porn ever since I was 2.

I found my dad's secret stash under the bed when I was four. Lol to me it looked like they were in pain though I do remember my dad has a fetish for bondage so I guess they kind of were... in pain...
I remember I was babysitting this one little girl and she was drawing people having sex and she told me she was drawing her big brother and his friend haha

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lol, I don't understand why all the girls these days think sticking their finger up our asses is orgasmic for us...-_-

Actually, if you do it the right way, you can orgasm from it. The reason is that the prostate gland is located in your anal canal. This is referred to as the "male G-spot." So if it's massaged right.....badah-bing, badah-boom, instant ejaculation.

yeah...i doubt it's going to work....besides...it's kind of nasty....that's where the poop comes out of, do you really want to stick your finger up there WHILE having sex? 😲

Hey be like: "Instead of free blow jobs, how about a free finger bang!"

🤣 🤣 it is a huge turnoff. but maybe they'd like to take the lead. that's probably how it is.
dirty though. 😔 😔

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sigh so many people against anal 😛
Which I've had a guy tell me that the best blowjob he ever got was when a girl shoved her finger up his ass right before he finished.
(yes I know making a comment to all those old posts about anal is kind of pointless, when some aren't even active (or banned in one case) let the nerco bump proceed)

Now to my contribution to the topic.

• .... Ummmm .... 😕
  There must be something ....
  ... the only thing popping up in my thoughts would be him playing with my asshole when I'm not in the mood for anal, but then again ... given enough time I wouldn't care and would probably want that >.>
  ... Oh I guess dirty talk, like that really hardcore dirty talk. I don't mind a little, but certain words, or used too much makes me want to kiss him to shut him up or bite him.

• Okay this has never happened, but I would never want anyone to take a poop on my chest (or anywhere else on me). Even blumpkins would be out of the question. If those were brought up before or during sex I know it would kill the mood 🤢 , but they haven't ... and I doubt they ever will be brought up.

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1. Are you going to shove your finger up my ass?

That's my turnoff. I didn't expect it, I didn't want it, and I didn't like it. I felt violated and stopped liking the person who did this after it happened.

The hell is that?