The Stupidest Manga Ever
17 years ago
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We all have seen manga with incredibly stupid plots, such as Yakitate!! Japan that somehow end up convincing the readers that they make sense.
Please post the main topic of this manga and a quick description.
The plot most be the stupidest think you can think of, but the plot most give it some kind of sense.
Here is mine:
A manga about "baleros" or "Ball in a cup"
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balero[/url]
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Description:
Two japanese kids go in vacations to Mexico. While visiting ancient Astek ruins, they get possessed by the spirit of a jaguar and an eagle Astek warrior.
In every corner of the world other ancient spirits are awakening and creating havoc with a mythical weapon called "balero"
Now, with the power of the jaguar and eagle, the two kids must enter to a Balero Tournament that will decide the fate of the world!!!
Let's keep this out of the 18+ section!!!
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17 years ago
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But this is quite common, no?
Sounds like yu gi ho+beiblade(or whaever it's called) 🤣
But then again, most of the stupides plots have something that involve rescuing the world by playing a dumb game.
Here's my story-
Zombies are everywhere! the walking dead cannot be stopped by anything,
After inhereting her grandmother's sacred "mint candy"- "The mint is said to melt the rotten flesh of the zombies"
a girl must find the other people who posses the power of the "sacred mint" to save the world's population from analihation!!!!
XD
This is the stupidest thing I have ever written. 🤣
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A manga about odor testing.
Takeshi is an odor tester. He smells sweaty people's armpits for a living to see if those manufactured deodorants really work. It might be a dull and thankless job for some people, but not for him. He wants to be the best odor tester in the world! He goes around the world challenging other odor testers, then together hunting down people with sweaty armpits and then go on a smelling duel. Whoever can tell most about that person's deodorant wins. Takeshi is the best at this game. He can tell the brand of deodorant used, the date manufactured, and at what exact time that person put on the deodorant.
One day, he odor tests this really pretty lady who doesn't use a deodorant and yet still smell sweet and fresh even after a sweaty workout. Takeshi falls in love at first smell. But other odor testers want this pretty lady for themselves!! Who will prevail in the end?
17 years ago
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Quote from Razril
A manga about odor testing.
Takeshi is an odor tester. He smells sweaty people's armpits for a living to see if those manufactured deodorants really work. It might be a dull and thankless job for some people, but not for him. He wants to be the best odor tester in the world! He goes around the world challenging other odor testers, then together hunting down people with sweaty armpits and then go on a smelling duel. Whoever can tell most about that person's deodorant wins. Takeshi is the best at this game. He can tell the brand of deodorant used, the date manufactured, and at what exact time that person put on the deodorant.
One day, he odor tests this really pretty lady who doesn't use a deodorant and yet still smell sweet and fresh even after a sweaty workout. Takeshi falls in love at first smell. But other odor testers want this pretty lady for themselves!! Who will prevail in the end?
Hahahahaha That is so funny, I couldn't stop laughing while I was reading that. It would make a great comedy manga, and I bet it would be pretty popular too 🤣
Quote from NightSwan
Here's my story-
Zombies are everywhere! the walking dead cannot be stopped by anything,
After inhereting her grandmother's sacred "mint candy"- "The mint is said to melt the rotten flesh of the zombies"
a girl must find the other people who posses the power of the "sacred mint" to save the world's population from analihation!!!!
Wowww!! A comedy survival. That sound cool!!! And it must be pretty hard trying to find mint candy between all the zombies waves!!
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17 years ago
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Razril's idea reminds me a bit about Perfume (the novel and film). But, well, it wasn't as funny. And the main character was a real creep.
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Bastard!! I liked it at first, but then I realized how unbelievably retarded it was. (sorry if I offended any mentally retarded people on this forum)
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Quote from Layhe
Razril's idea reminds me a bit about Perfume (the novel and film). But, well, it wasn't as funny. And the main character was a real creep.
Yeah, though so too, but from some reasin I forgot the name 🤢
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Takeshi is young, rich and handsome. He is also a total jerk, and a psychopath. After he he came to her house and killed her father, raped her mother and tortured her kid brother, Yuko thought she would hate him forever. However, when he left the scene of carnage, she saw him carefully avoid stepping on a fly attracted by the blood, and she realized that deep inside, he must be a caring, wonderful person who is in a lot of pain. Will their love ever blossom?
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Quote from LaoBa
Takeshi is young, rich and handsome. He is also a total jerk, and a psychopath. After he he came to her house and killed her father, raped her mother and tortured her kid brother, Yuko thought she would hate him forever. However, when he left the scene of carnage, she saw him carefully avoid stepping on a fly attracted by the blood, and she realized that deep inside, he must be a caring, wonderful person who is in a lot of pain. Will their love ever blossom?
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can't beat that no matter how hard I try.
What's the title of this bizarre story?
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any random title shoujo manga with the summary:
XXX is a realy kind girl. She transfers to the new school (dorm of course) and then a prince appears, kisses the heroine. She detests him but soon after discovers that he actually is....
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Quote from sakon
dragon ball - gto 😃 😃 😃
dragon ball I can agree. It's a classic, but some really wierd concepts there such as:
main character powering up means he becomes blond-haired, blue eyed, and possibly w/o eyebrows 😕 . Oh, and for some reason achieving this causes some genetic change which is passed on to his children, allowing them to avoid the training needed to turn blond haired, blue eyed, and possibly without eyebrows at will.
GTO is not stupid, since Onizuka ends teaching his students stuff about life instead of academics.
Quote from LaoBa
Takeshi is young, rich and handsome. He is also a total jerk, and a psychopath. After he he came to her house and killed her father, raped her mother and tortured her kid brother, Yuko thought she would hate him forever. However, when he left the scene of carnage, she saw him carefully avoid stepping on a fly attracted by the blood, and she realized that deep inside, he must be a caring, wonderful person who is in a lot of pain. Will their love ever blossom?
lmao, Yuko would be the wierdest character ever, forgetting that she loves a rapist, sadist, and murderer. The "Will their love ever blossom?" was a nice finishing touch.
I can't come up with one wierder than Bobobo-bo bo-bo.
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17 years ago
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Quote from LaoBa
Takeshi is young, rich and handsome. He is also a total jerk, and a psychopath. After he he came to her house and killed her father, raped her mother and tortured her kid brother, Yuko thought she would hate him forever. However, when he left the scene of carnage, she saw him carefully avoid stepping on a fly attracted by the blood, and she realized that deep inside, he must be a caring, wonderful person who is in a lot of pain. Will their love ever blossom?
What is the name of that manga?
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Quote from LaoBa
Takeshi is young, rich and handsome. He is also a total jerk, and a psychopath. After he he came to her house and killed her father, raped her mother and tortured her kid brother, Yuko thought she would hate him forever. However, when he left the scene of carnage, she saw him carefully avoid stepping on a fly attracted by the blood, and she realized that deep inside, he must be a caring, wonderful person who is in a lot of pain. Will their love ever blossom?
This is indeed a touching love story, I didn't want to cry but....but....cries
xombiemonkey and sakon@ Did you guys read the topic? You are supposed to come up with the stupidest manga ever, not bash some classics.
BTW, Bastard!, Dragon Ball and GTO rule!!! What is wrong with you?
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Quote from LaoBa
Takeshi is young, rich and handsome. He is also a total jerk, and a psychopath. After he he came to her house and killed her father, raped her mother and tortured her kid brother, Yuko thought she would hate him forever. However, when he left the scene of carnage, she saw him carefully avoid stepping on a fly attracted by the blood, and she realized that deep inside, he must be a caring, wonderful person who is in a lot of pain. Will their love ever blossom?
What.... 😕 are you serious! what is this world coming to...
Heres mine...
There's this boy who moves in with his aunt. he falls inlove at first sight. She plays along with his flirting and then suddenly hates him. Another cute girl likes him and the go out but no he's still inlove with the other girl. After she slaps him up and tells him many times she hates him he's still inlove. Eventually she begins to like him and they go out the end... 😕
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