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omg, i think it is...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jackfruit
BAHAHAHAHAHA

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW XD

Yeah, I just googled and decided to never bring that to anyone. 🤣
Oh no, the time is ticking, 4:47 AM, I must get to sleep to make my
face Chue compatible. 🤣

If it's the spiky one, that's it, and it's pretty huge! lol, you'll always look like a zombie 😀 No wories though, I bet the gay guys will still run after you.

lol, when do you wake up?

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

George W. Bush, a reverend and a elementary student were flying on a plane when suddenly it had engine failure.

There were only two parachutes on the plane.

George Bush said " Well I'm the president so I'll take one."

So he does and jumps off the plane.

So there was only the reverend and the student left.

"I don't wanna die!" said the student.

Then the reverend said, "Don't worry my son there is still enough parachutes for the both of us, you see, the president jumped off with your backpack."

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
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omg, i think it is...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jackfruit
BAHAHAHAHAHA

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW XD

Yeah, I just googled and decided to never bring that to anyone. 🤣
Oh no, the time is ticking, 4:47 AM, I must get to sleep to make my
face Chue compatible. 🤣

If it's the spiky one, that's it, and it's pretty huge! lol, you'll always look like a zombie 😀 No wories though, I bet the gay guys will still run after you.

But I don't like butt secks! >o<

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lol, when do you wake up?

When someone comes in. 🤣

LOL yay go for mams, i'm not stopping ya this time. sleep all ya want <3

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LOL yay go for mams, i'm not stopping ya this time. sleep all ya want <3

My brain was unable to process that. o.o

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lol, when do you wake up?

When someone comes in. 🤣

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LOL yay go for mams, i'm not stopping ya this time. sleep all ya want <3

sounds like chue gives mams a special morning wake up call everyday ;D

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

:]] get used to it. I'm going to cheer for you everyday until your face gets better or my eyes get weaker by then -.-

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George W. Bush, a reverend and a elementary student were flying on a plane when suddenly it had engine failure.

There were only two parachutes on the plane.

George Bush said " Well I'm the president so I'll take one."

So he does and jumps off the plane.

So there was only the reverend and the student left.

"I don't wanna die!" said the student.

Then the reverend said, "Don't worry my son there is still enough parachutes for the both of us, you see, the president jumped off with your backpack."

🤣 Liked that one! Poor Bush, always being bashed (not that he doesn't deserve it though).

i think you misunderstood...

i mean, you go into his room and wake him up?

"when someone comes in"

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

To lock or not to lock, that is the question

Keep spamming or stop it and there would be no question anymore. But the solution would be different for each case. Your choice.

lol, w/e

anyways, i'll finish up today with these two jokes, since bush was brought up earlier.

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.

As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''

George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''

And Bill Clinton's eyes light up and he says, ''Do we have time?''

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, POOF the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, POOF there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

Great jokes [color=blue]Cousin[/color]

here's some stupid Halloween jokes:

Why don't skeletons like parties?

They have no body to dance with

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

Boo boos

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

Count Duckula

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have.
The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, "Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"

@fjgs19's stupid Halloween jokes : : Drum Roll : :

This video is both weird and funny. Now we have more then JUST Asian kids bopping to Back Street boys....

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@fjgs19's stupid Halloween jokes : : Drum Roll : :

This video is both weird and funny. Now we have more then JUST Asian kids bopping to Back Street boys....

Great video [color=blue]Nelo_Neko[/color]

Here's more stupid Halloween jokes (n_n)

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Lazy Bones

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

You suck.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the Boos

What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?

Dead ends

What is a vampires favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving