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Member18 years ago
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Quote from amaranthine
Quote from Mamsmilk
Quote from amaranthine
No! She's so cute and innocent, stop corrupting her.
Scary, I totally got what Mams was implying from the first post.
What do you mean? O_O
Chu = closet perv
I am too blind and innocent. T-T
18 years ago
Posts: 2596
Hahaha good luck guessing because I am so over them 😛 so proud of herself Lies. I am not as sick as you people, mams look at yourself before speaking xD as for lost.... looks up and down i have no idea.
Member18 years ago
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lol, you have no idea, eh? what's that suppose to mean?
for some reason everyone who meets me in life thinks i'm so innocent and decent...
i feel guilty for leading them on XD
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
Member18 years ago
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Quote from Israfel
lol, you have no idea, eh? what's that suppose to mean?
for some reason everyone who meets me in life thinks i'm so innocent and decent...
i feel guilty for leading them on XD
I think we are in th same boat. 🙂
Oh and hurry and post some humor/humour
so this won't be totally off. XD
18 years ago
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chokes sorry mams but first time i see you i got the feeling "pervert -.- a big one -.-"
XDDD okay off topic WAAAYY off. i'm out of this spam stuff.
Member18 years ago
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Quote from chueisha
chokes sorry mams but first time i see you i got the feeling "pervert -.- a big one -.-"
XDDD okay off topic WAAAYY off. i'm out of this spam stuff.
No, you did not because you felt my aura before that. 🤣
Member18 years ago
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lol, same here. that avatar i first knew you by, the back and white perverted looking guy... rofl, and the cake pic didn't help
alright, lets see, pick a topic for the next joke, and i'll search through my database ^^
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
Member18 years ago
Posts: 7789
The dirtier the better. 🙂
18 years ago
Posts: 2596
Quote from Mamsmilk
Quote from chueisha
chokes sorry mams but first time i see you i got the feeling "pervert -.- a big one -.-"
XDDD okay off topic WAAAYY off. i'm out of this spam stuff.
No, you did not because you felt my aura before that. 🤣
The part about you posting your pics half naked already told me everything, no auras needed.
Post a joke i actually will get =D
Member18 years ago
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Quote from chueisha
Quote from Mamsmilk
Quote from chueisha
chokes sorry mams but first time i see you i got the feeling "pervert -.- a big one -.-"
XDDD okay off topic WAAAYY off. i'm out of this spam stuff.
No, you did not because you felt my aura before that. 🤣
The part about you posting your pics half naked already told me everything, no auras needed.
Post a joke i actually will get =D
That wasn't half naked! 🤣
18 years ago
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shrugs as long as i see there is no shirt top line i think it's half naked. Lucky guess i guess then.
Member18 years ago
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that was not half naked. it was full exposure XD
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
Member18 years ago
Posts: 7789
Quote from Israfel
that was not half naked. it was full exposure XD
I am just digging my own grave!? XD
18 years ago
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Quote from Mamsmilk
Quote from Israfel
that was not half naked. it was full exposure XD
I am just digging my own grave!? XD
Thank gawd I never saw any of those 🤣
Time some other pictures:
[img]http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m299/amranthine31/wish.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m299/amranthine31/pad.jpg[/img]
Member18 years ago
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i have too many of these kind of jokes XD
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
