What is a zombie's favorite food?

Ghoul-ash

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!

What did the Vampire say to the twin sorceresses?

Which witch is which?! (----Um...I may have spelled this one wrong....but I hope you get the point X_X )

HAHAHAHAHA!! I love Halloween jokes!

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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It is spelled right but those two words are confused too many times. 🤣
I liked the second one. 🙂

halloween... halloween... i know other countries have this holiday, but i never got the point of blackmailing your neighbors for sweets...

the best security guard, EVER.

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halloween... halloween... i know other countries have this holiday, but i never got the point of blackmailing your neighbors for sweets...

It's fun! But usually it's in good nature. Trick or treating is more like a festival for the kiddies where nice neighbors give out candy and costume contests. Well of course there's also the rotten eggs, whip cream and TP for those who are jack asses, lol they usually get you whether you give treats or not. 🤣

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Here's more Halloween Jokes

What can't you give the headless horseman?

A headache.

Why did the headless horseman go into business

He wanted to get ahead in life.

What did the scarecrow use to patch himself?

A pumpkin patch!!!

Why can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ?

They're not dead yet!

halloween spirit is catching up, and i still don't have time to prepare for it ><

got to find some costumes.

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

Here's more Halloween Jokes

this one is about the same that vinceasuma put.

Why do witches wear name tags?

So, they would know which witch is which!

How does the witch know what time it is?

She looks at her witch-watch.

These aren't Halloween Jokes

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

i have a feeling i'm gonna be busy...

but this cracked me up, so i'll share then leave. don't forget to donate money for the entertainment. the hat's over there -> U

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a blow job?'...and she's always sound asleep!"

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

here's some Halloween Jokes

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?

Booberries.

What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?

A boo-loney sandwich !

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halloween spirit is catching up, and i still don't have time to prepare for it ><

got to find some costumes.

Time is catching up and I must prepare the TS. 🤣

This is kinda funny.

Here is me in my own Intel commercial - doing what I do best! Breakdancing and acting silly!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEB4qSmS60

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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This is kinda funny.

Here is me in my own Intel commercial - doing what I do best! Breakdancing and acting silly!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEB4qSmS60

I fell off the chair when I heard the first phrase. 🤣

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Quote from vinceasuma

This is kinda funny.

Here is me in my own Intel commercial - doing what I do best! Breakdancing and acting silly!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEB4qSmS60

I fell off the chair when I heard the first phrase. 🤣

\Yeah, I should have shown up with an Abacus and worked out my times tables for the duration of filming!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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This is kinda funny.

Here is me in my own Intel commercial - doing what I do best! Breakdancing and acting silly!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEB4qSmS60

[img]http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/fjgs19/sig/abccf4b6.gif[/img] Great video [color=blue]Vince[/color] (^_^)

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This is kinda funny.

Here is me in my own Intel commercial - doing what I do best! Breakdancing and acting silly!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEB4qSmS60

Is this in anyway involved with your job or are you just goofing off?

I spotted the zombie survival pack one too. LOL

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