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Post #46111

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found this somewhere:

Engrish @ a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Post #46119 - Reply To (#46111) by skittles

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Quote from skittles

found this somewhere:

Engrish @ a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Ah good ol' Engrish. Did you see the boy wearing the "I eat your skin" shirt?

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Post #46282

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lol, no I didn't...

Here's... I think translations from their language to English (found on a highway in Kenya):
Take notice: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable

ALSO ALSO (my favourite)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF3wZomtnII

The Yoplait commercial <3 here's the lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning, I'm still asleep;
I really don't want no toast.
I want no OJ, no tea, and no cereal,
It be a yoghurt drink I'm wanting first.
Wooooooah! Gimme Yop, me mamma!
Smooooth yop, me mamma!
Give me Yop, me mamma when da morning comes!
Gimme Yop, me mamma -
Yop! Me mamma...
Yop for when da morning comes

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For those of you who have a facebook account, you can look at the pictures from the group "SPED" and see if you find anything funny. It's mostly an inside joke among my weird friends and me, and there should be about 5 people in the group.

Ex:

Person 1: You ate my leprechauns!
Person 2: Yup!
Person 3: Were they magically delicious?
Person 2: Nope, salty!

Post #46548

Ask a Ninja about the movie Matrix.

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David Blaine can do magic.....

episode one

episode 2

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^^^ ooo I like David Blaine. But... after the one where he stood really high for a day,... I didn't want to watch anymore

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^^^ ooo I like David Blaine. But... after the one where he stood really high for a day,... I didn't want to watch anymore

It's a spoof.

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^^^ ooo I like David Blaine. But... after the one where he stood really high for a day,... I didn't want to watch anymore

It's a spoof.

gaah... it is. At least his card tricks are nice to watch, and he's not as scary as Criss Angel shivers

Just so I'm not off-topic...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says... "HEBREWS"

LOL lameeee..

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Best comedian ever:
Eddie Izzard.
Watch Dressed to Kill and you'll fall in love.

P.S. He's a transvestite too.

executive transvestite xD

Post #55390

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when you wanna laugh you listen to fjgs19. He says the darnest things. Like how he's god. HAH!

I laughed my butt off watching clips of Whose line is it anyway? xD

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when you wanna laugh you listen to fjgs19. He says the darnest things. Like how he's god. HAH!

Or you can listen to E-chan52 saying that [color=Blue]She's[/color] [color=red]KING[/color] 🤣

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when you wanna laugh you listen to fjgs19. He says the darnest things. Like how he's god. HAH!

Or you can listen to E-chan52 saying that [color=Blue]She's[/color] [color=red]KING[/color] 🤣

Alright. I AM KING!!! w00t! w00t!

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when you wanna laugh you listen to fjgs19. He says the darnest things. Like how he's god. HAH!

Or you can listen to E-chan52 saying that [color=Blue][b]She's[/b][/color] [color=red][b]KING[/b][/color] 🤣

Alright. I AM KING!!! w00t! w00t!

[color=Blue]Don't[/color] [color=red]Be[/color] [color=green]Ridiculous[/color] 🙂

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