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[quote=fjgs19][quote=E-chan52]when you wanna laugh you listen to fjgs19. He says the darnest things. Like how he's god. HAH!

Or you can listen to E-chan52 saying that [color=Blue][b]She's[/b][/color] [color=red][b]KING[/b][/color] 🤣

Alright. I AM KING!!! w00t! w00t!

[color=Blue]Don't[/color] [color=red]Be[/color] [color=green]Ridiculous[/color] 🙂 [/quote]
I know you are but what am I?[/quote]
It Takes one to know one!. 🙂

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Quote from fjgs19

[quote=E-chan52][quote=fjgs19][quote=E-chan52]when you wanna laugh you listen to fjgs19. He says the darnest things. Like how he's god. HAH!

Or you can listen to E-chan52 saying that [color=Blue][b]She's[/b][/color] [color=red][b]KING[/b][/color] 🤣

Alright. I AM KING!!! w00t! w00t!

[color=Blue]Don't[/color] [color=red]Be[/color] [color=green]Ridiculous[/color] 🙂 [/quote]
I know you are but what am I?[/quote]
It Takes one to know one!. 🙂 [/quote]
So you admit it you are ridiculous.

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You guys ready to be locked down? I'll be glad to do it if you continue this way...

A just ruler amongst tyrants

her is another video [color=red]Warning: cursing[/color]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddZHQdvO-S4

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You guys ready to be locked down? I'll be glad to do it if you continue this way...

Aw! It's ok. First off it's funny! (right? for me and fig anyway.) second off this is the way we show our love <33

xD

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her is another video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddZHQdvO-S4

What the crap to you do all day?

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Here is another video: [color=red]Warning: cursing[/color]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz5zLOBBUSY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5lfnsxYCzJo&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QN9joYEptBk&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1E5osV_8yh8&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0WuzI-Sx3E&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TrwIf4sdNyU&mode=related&search=

Whose line is it anyway?

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A [color=red]" racy " [/color]weight loss joke:

An really overweight American guy went to Japan for vacation. While he was there he saw a gym advertising "Lose 20 pounds in just a few hours, money back guarantee." Believing easy money when he sees it, goes in and signs up.

He was led into a huge room with a really hot chick who was absolutely naked except for a sign over her loins which read: "If you catch me you get this!" So he chased her around the room for hours but she was way too fast for him. At the end he exhausted himself out and lost the 20 pounds.

A few days later the same guy saw another gym advertising: "Lose 40 pounds in a few hours or your money back." "I'm in better shape now, I can probably get the girl, if not I'll still lose weight. Win, win." So he signed up and was led into a huge room. This time however there was no naked chick. Instead there was a huge hulking guy who was butt naked except for a sign over his dick which read: "If I catch you, you get this!"

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

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A [color=red]" racy " [/color]weight loss joke:

An really overweight American guy went to Japan for vacation. While he was there he saw a gym advertising "Lose 20 pounds in just a few hours, money back guarantee." Believing easy money when he sees it, goes in and signs up.

He was lead into a huge room with a really hot chick who was absolutely naked except for a sign over her loins which read: "If you catch me you get this!" So he chased her around the room for hours but she was way too fast for him. At the end he exhausted himself out and lost the 20 pounds.

A few days later the same guy saw another gym advertising: "Lose 40 pounds in a few hours or your money back." "I'm in better shape now, I can probably get the girl, if not I'll still lose weight. Win, win." So he signed up and was lead into a huge room. This time however there was no naked chick. Instead there was a huge hulking guy who was butt naked except for a sign over his dick which read: "If I catch you, you get this!"

That a good joke 🤣

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A [color=red]" racy " [/color]weight loss joke:

An really overweight American guy went to Japan for vacation. While he was there he saw a gym advertising "Lose 20 pounds in just a few hours, money back guarantee." Believing easy money when he sees it, goes in and signs up.

He was lead into a huge room with a really hot chick who was absolutely naked except for a sign over her loins which read: "If you catch me you get this!" So he chased her around the room for hours but she was way too fast for him. At the end he exhausted himself out and lost the 20 pounds.

A few days later the same guy saw another gym advertising: "Lose 40 pounds in a few hours or your money back." "I'm in better shape now, I can probably get the girl, if not I'll still lose weight. Win, win." So he signed up and was lead into a huge room. This time however there was no naked chick. Instead there was a huge hulking guy who was butt naked except for a sign over his dick which read: "If I catch you, you get this!"

That a good joke 🤣

I find it kinda sick.

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🤣 Knew it! Nice joke, Nelo Neko

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A [color=red]" racy " [/color]weight loss joke:
[spoiler] An really overweight American guy went to Japan for vacation. While he was there he saw a gym advertising "Lose 20 pounds in just a few hours, money back guarantee." Believing easy money when he sees it, goes in and signs up.

He was lead into a huge room with a really hot chick who was absolutely naked except for a sign over her loins which read: "If you catch me you get this!" So he chased her around the room for hours but she was way too fast for him. At the end he exhausted himself out and lost the 20 pounds.

A few days later the same guy saw another gym advertising: "Lose 40 pounds in a few hours or your money back." "I'm in better shape now, I can probably get the girl, if not I'll still lose weight. Win, win." So he signed up and was lead into a huge room. This time however there was no naked chick. Instead there was a huge hulking guy who was butt naked except for a sign over his dick which read: "If I catch you, you get this!" [/spoiler]

That a good joke 🤣

I find it kinda sick.

This post is equal to my interests! 🤣

Here are some Jokes I heard at school today 🙂

[color=blue]The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie[/color]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

[color=blue]** Movie Theater Mayhem!**[/color]

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

"All right, buddy. What's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.

"The balcony."

[color=blue]Uncle Ted's Morals[/color] [color=red]Cursing[/color]

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one.

The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."

The teacher asks for the moral to the story. Suzy replies, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Next is Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm, too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. The moral is, don't count your chicks before they are hatched.''

Billy is last to speak. He says, ''My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed, with only a parachute, a bottle of bourbon, a machine gun, and a machete. As he floated down he drank the bottle of bourbon. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 North Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade broke on his machete, so he killed the last 10 with his bare hands.''

The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.

Billy replies, "Don't f**k with my Uncle Ted when he's been drinking.''

[color=blue]A man walks out of a bar totally hammered...[/color]

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

this ones alittle crude dont read if your easly affended

A man walk into a bar. Infront of the bartender there is a sign. I says "WIN A FREE DRINK." The man asks, "how do you win the free drink?" The bartender tell him, " Well, you gotta complete the 3 trials. first you must drink this whole bottle of scotch is one drink without coughing or throwing up. Second outback there is a crocodlie with a sore tooth, go pull the tooth. Third up stairs there is a woman who has never had an orgasm, go give her the time of her life. " The man says, "Thats impossable," goes sitts down with his buddies and starts to drink. As the night goes on he get drunker and drunker, untill he anouces to his freind that he will be the frist man to complete the 3 trials. He stumbles to the bartender takes the bottle of scotch and drinks it one gulp, and then to the cheers of his freind heads out back door. Twenty mins later he returns and shouts, "OK! Now where is that lady with the sore tooth!"

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this ones alittle crude dont read if your easly affended

A man walk into a bar. Infront of the bartender there is a sign. I says "WIN A FREE DRINK." The man asks, "how do you win the free drink?" The bartender tell him, " Well, you gotta complete the 3 trials. first you must drink this whole bottle of scotch is one drink without coughing or throwing up. Second outback there is a crocodlie with a sore tooth, go pull the tooth. Third up stairs there is a woman who has never had an orgasm, go give her the time of her life. " The man says, "Thats impossable," goes sitts down with his buddies and starts to drink. As the night goes on he get drunker and drunker, untill he anouces to his freind that he will be the frist man to complete the 3 trials. He stumbles to the bartender takes the bottle of scotch and drinks it one gulp, and then to the cheers of his freind heads out back door. Twenty mins later he returns and shouts, "OK! Now where is that lady with the sore tooth!"

LOL, good one!

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]