@fjgs19: very nice! But I didn't get the theater one.

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@fjgs19: very nice! But I didn't get the theater one.

once you explain a joke it isn't funny anymore....

The reason the guy was sprawled and moaning and non-mobile was because he fell from the balcony.

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@fjgs19: very nice! But I didn't get the theater one.

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He fell off balcony that's the reason he would not move from the three seats

Don't know what to get your wife as a gift?.......

[color=red]Warning! Sex, offensive stuff/language[/color]

A man went to a voodoo shop to get his wife a present. He asked the shop keeper: "I need something that'll keep her entertained while I'm away on a long business trip." The shop keeper gave him a voodoo dick in a box. He then told him the magic words to activate it. "The command is Voodoo dick then what ever you what to fuck. When you are done you say Voodoo dick the box." Impressed the man brought it.

He presented it to his wife and told her how to use it, then he was off on his business trip. The wife put it to use right after. She had a great time and by the time she was done she forgot the magic words to stop it. Panicking she ran to her car to get her husband and drove off at a high speed. It didn't take long for a cop to pull her over. "What's your hurry?" the cop asked. The woman then hastily explained about the voodoo dick. "Voodoo dick my ass!" the cop responded.

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Don't know what to get your wife as a gift?.......

[color=red]Warning! Sex, offensive stuff/language[/color]

A man went to a voodoo shop to get his wife a present. He asked the shop keeper: "I need something that'll keep her entertained while I'm away on a long business trip." The shop keeper gave him a voodoo dick in a box. He then told him the magic words to activate it. "The command is Voodoo dick then what ever you what to fuck. When you are done you say Voodoo dick the box." Impressed the man brought it.

He presented it to his wife and told her how to use it, then he was off on his business trip. The wife put it to use right after. She had a great time and by the time she was done she forgot the magic words to stop it. Panicking she ran to her car to get her husband and drove off at a high speed. It didn't take long for a cop to pull her over. "What's your hurry?" the cop asked. The woman then hastily explained about the voodoo dick. "Voodoo dick my ass!" the cop responded.

That sounds good. 🙂

Soccer joke 🙂

Captain: Why didn't you stop the ball?
Goalie: I thought that's what the nets were for.

🙂

Mother: Bobby, have you given the goldfish fresh water today.
Bobby: No, they haven't finished what I gave them Yesterday.

🙂

Barney: I've owned this car for fifteen years and never had a wreak.
Prospective Buyer: You mean you've owned this wreak for fifteen years and never had a car.

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Don't know what to get your wife as a gift?.......

[color=red]Warning! Sex, offensive stuff/language[/color]

A man went to a voodoo shop to get his wife a present. He asked the shop keeper: "I need something that'll keep her entertained while I'm away on a long business trip." The shop keeper gave him a voodoo dick in a box. He then told him the magic words to activate it. "The command is Voodoo dick then what ever you what to fuck. When you are done you say Voodoo dick the box." Impressed the man brought it.

He presented it to his wife and told her how to use it, then he was off on his business trip. The wife put it to use right after. She had a great time and by the time she was done she forgot the magic words to stop it. Panicking she ran to her car to get her husband and drove off at a high speed. It didn't take long for a cop to pull her over. "What's your hurry?" the cop asked. The woman then hastily explained about the voodoo dick. "Voodoo dick my ass!" the cop responded.

Ok, that was pretty funny.

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the theater one.

That doesn't seem very funny then.

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Don't know what to get your wife as a gift?.......

[color=red][b]Warning! Sex, offensive stuff/language[/b][/color]

A man went to a voodoo shop to get his wife a present. He asked the shop keeper: "I need something that'll keep her entertained while I'm away on a long business trip." The shop keeper gave him a voodoo dick in a box. He then told him the magic words to activate it. "The command is Voodoo dick then what ever you what to fuck. When you are done you say Voodoo dick the box." Impressed the man brought it.

He presented it to his wife and told her how to use it, then he was off on his business trip. The wife put it to use right after. She had a great time and by the time she was done she forgot the magic words to stop it. Panicking she ran to her car to get her husband and drove off at a high speed. It didn't take long for a cop to pull her over. "What's your hurry?" the cop asked. The woman then hastily explained about the voodoo dick. "Voodoo dick my ass!" the cop responded.

Ok, that was pretty funny.

Yes it was funny 🤣

I was told this one in chinese.

Billy was an idiot. He did not know what the answer to 1+1. So the teacher, not knowing what else to do, told him to go home and ask his parents. So that's what Billy did. Billy went home and asked his mom.
"What's 1+1?"
His mother was too busy cutting some chicken to notice all she said was, "Die! Die! Die!" So Billy went to his dad.
"What's 1+1?"
His dad was too busy watching a horse race to notice him all he said was, "Go! Go! Go!" Billy then went to his brother.
"What's 1+1?"
Billy's brother was a Batman fan. so he was too busy watching Batman to notice Billy. All he said was "Batman! Batman!" Then Billy went to his sister.
"What's 1+1?"
His sister at that moment was too busy yelling at her boyfriend to notice Billy. She yelled cuss words.

The next day at school, Billy's teacher asked him if he found out what 1+1 is? Billy answered, "Die! Die! Die!"
"Young man, I'm going to call the principal if you say that again."
"Go! Go! Go!" Billy answered.
The teacher got mad and called the principal. When the principal got there, the teacher explained what had happen.
"Now why did you do that....? What's your name?"
Billy answered, "Batman! Batman!"
The principal was surprised, "I'm sure it is but what is your REAL name?"

Is there a need to tell you what Billy said next?

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I was told this one in chinese.

Billy was an idiot. He did not know what the answer to 1+1. So the teacher, not knowing what else to do, told him to go home and ask his parents. So that's what Billy did. Billy went home and asked his mom.
"What's 1+1?"
His mother was too busy cutting some chicken to notice all she said was, "Die! Die! Die!" So Billy went to his dad.
"What's 1+1?"
His dad was too busy watching a horse race to notice him all he said was, "Go! Go! Go!" Billy then went to his brother.
"What's 1+1?"
Billy's brother was a Batman fan. so he was too busy watching Batman to notice Billy. All he said was "Batman! Batman!" Then Billy went to his sister.
"What's 1+1?"
His sister at that moment was too busy yelling at her boyfriend to notice Billy. She yelled cuss words.

The next day at school, Billy's teacher asked him if he found out what 1+1 is? Billy answered, "Die! Die! Die!"
"Young man, I'm going to call the principal if you say that again."
"Go! Go! Go!" Billy answered.
The teacher got mad and called the principal. When the principal got there, the teacher explained what had happen.
"Now why did you do that....? What's your name?"
Billy answered, "Batman! Batman!"
The principal was surprised, "I'm sure it is but what is your REAL name?"

Is there a need to tell you what Billy said next?

Great joke E-chan52 🤣

Since little Billy was so bad at math, his parents decided to send him to a private catholic school.

After the first day, he comes home and goes straight to his room to study his maths. After being called down to dinner, he quickly eats and excuses himself back to his room to study more math. Needless to say, his parents were pleased.

The next day after school, Billy does the same thing. Straight to his room to study math and straight back again after dinner. The parents started to become a little concerned, but figured the study would do him good.

This continued for a week, and the parents were very worried. Billy was beginning to look haggard and worn, his math grades were improving, but every other subject he was failing.

Finally Billy's parents cornered him after dinner and asked him why he was doing this to himself.

Billy replied "I know you sent me to catholic school to study math, but when I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign in every room, I realized you were serious"

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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Since little Billy was so bad at math, his parents decided to send him to a private catholic school.

After the first day, he comes home and goes straight to his room to study his maths. After being called down to dinner, he quickly eats and excuses himself back to his room to study more math. Needless to say, his parents were pleased.

The next day after school, Billy does the same thing. Straight to his room to study math and straight back again after dinner. The parents started to become a little concerned, but figured the study would do him good.

This continued for a week, and the parents were very worried. Billy was beginning to look haggard and worn, his math grades were improving, but every other subject he was failing.

Finally Billy's parents cornered him after dinner and asked him why he was doing this to himself.

Billy replied "I know you sent me to catholic school to study math, but when I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign in every room, I realized you were serious"

Great joke vinceasuma 🤣

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Since little Billy was so bad at math, his parents decided to send him to a private catholic school.

After the first day, he comes home and goes straight to his room to study his maths. After being called down to dinner, he quickly eats and excuses himself back to his room to study more math. Needless to say, his parents were pleased.

The next day after school, Billy does the same thing. Straight to his room to study math and straight back again after dinner. The parents started to become a little concerned, but figured the study would do him good.

This continued for a week, and the parents were very worried. Billy was beginning to look haggard and worn, his math grades were improving, but every other subject he was failing.

Finally Billy's parents cornered him after dinner and asked him why he was doing this to himself.

Billy replied "I know you sent me to catholic school to study math, but when I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign in every room, I realized you were serious"

Heh, heh 😀

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Why are the dumb kids named "Billy"? No offence to anyone name Billy, sorry. xD

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