Quote from E-chan52

Why are the dumb kids named "Billy"? No offence to anyone name Billy, sorry. xD

I thought a popular dumb kid name was little Timmy.

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

*i**y is the popular dumb kids name.
Like silly. <.<

Quote from E-chan52

Why are the dumb kids named "Billy"? No offence to anyone name Billy, sorry. xD

I was just continuing the character story from E-Chan's joke! But once you said it, it was totally true. Prolly why that class of joke is called "Little Billy Jokes" And when people want to add rascism they usually call them "Little Leroy Jokes". Strange how jokes sometimes seem to take on a life of their own.

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
[img]http://img.userbars.pl/69/13603.gif[/img]

I've been way into medical humor these past few days, so expect to see a lot of that out of me.

An Elderly Couple...

An elderly couple decide to have a baby, so they go to the doctor to get a
physical examination of the wife. The wife is delared in perfect health, but the
doctor says that he also would need to check the husband's semen in order to
accurately advise the couple.
The husband is a bit taken aback, and says, "Listen, I'm getting old. I can
only "do that" about once a week."
The doctor answers that he understands perfectly and gives the couple a vial,
telling the husband to come back next week with a semen sample.
The next week, the husband comes in with an empty vial. The perplexed doctor
asks the husband what went wrong. The husband answers, "Well...I tried it with
my right hand and I tried it with my left hand, I tried hot water, I tried cold
water, I tried soap, my wife tried it with her hand, my wife even tried it with
her mouth, I even tried banging it against the sink...but we still couldn't get
the top off the damn bottle!"

Doctors' Chart Bloopers:

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
3. Father died in his 90's of female trouble in his prostate and kidneys.
4. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
5. The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
6. Vomiting of unknown origin.
7. Admitted in error.
8. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
9. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
10. Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
11. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
12. Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.
13. If he squeezes the back of his neck for 4 or 5 years it comes and goes.

Quote from oriana3k

I've been way into medical humor these past few days, so expect to see a lot of that out of me.

An Elderly Couple...

An elderly couple decide to have a baby, so they go to the doctor to get a
physical examination of the wife. The wife is delared in perfect health, but the
doctor says that he also would need to check the husband's semen in order to
accurately advise the couple.
The husband is a bit taken aback, and says, "Listen, I'm getting old. I can
only "do that" about once a week."
The doctor answers that he understands perfectly and gives the couple a vial,
telling the husband to come back next week with a semen sample.
The next week, the husband comes in with an empty vial. The perplexed doctor
asks the husband what went wrong. The husband answers, "Well...I tried it with
my right hand and I tried it with my left hand, I tried hot water, I tried cold
water, I tried soap, my wife tried it with her hand, my wife even tried it with
her mouth, I even tried banging it against the sink...but we still couldn't get
the top off the damn bottle!"

Doctors' Chart Bloopers:

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
3. Father died in his 90's of female trouble in his prostate and kidneys.
4. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
5. The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
6. Vomiting of unknown origin.
7. Admitted in error.
8. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
9. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
10. Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
11. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
12. Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.
13. If he squeezes the back of his neck for 4 or 5 years it comes and goes.

Great Joke oriana3k 🤣

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jy7tiCwDHQQ

This is a really old song but it wasn't until a few days ago did I actually listen to the lyrics. I laughed my butt of just because they said the word "anime". Try and find it.

and the film part too. xD

[img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc143/jjbanaNANA/pichu.gif[/img]
[color=orange]Click the Pokemon.[/color]

Girrafe in quicksand
Pac-man
Tetris
How much do you love noodles?

I have these in my bookmarks 😀

[img]http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/azrinirza/makotoshinkai1_zpse3901c5a.gif[/img]
Everyday I'm tumblin'

[img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc143/jjbanaNANA/yociexpress06.gif[/img] who could forget the llama song!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

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Girrafe in quicksand
Pac-man
Tetris
How much do you love noodles?

I have these in my bookmarks 😀

I love the Pac-man one!
I cried during the Tetris one. xD xD xD
I didn't really like the noodle one.

[img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc143/jjbanaNANA/pichu.gif[/img]
[color=orange]Click the Pokemon.[/color]

But how much do you love noodles though? 🙂

[img]http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/azrinirza/makotoshinkai1_zpse3901c5a.gif[/img]
Everyday I'm tumblin'

Quote from Scyfon

But how much do you love noodles though? 🙂

haha. Not THAT much. but then again, it's physical impossible for me to do that.

I just love the Tetris one! I freakin' cried when laughing! xD
Ah! I'm going to go watch it again.

[img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc143/jjbanaNANA/pichu.gif[/img]
[color=orange]Click the Pokemon.[/color]

Quote from E-chan52

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jy7tiCwDHQQ

Great video E-chan, I found the word Anime [img]http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/fjgs19/sig/cd00f180-1.gif[/img]

Quote from E-chan52

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.

Nice video

Quote from Scyfon

Girrafe in quicksand
Pac-man
Tetris
How much do you love noodles?

I have these in my bookmarks 😀

[img]http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc261/fjgs19/sig/abccf4b6.gif[/img] Great videos Scyfon 🤣

I want to try the human Tetris! 😀

Let's try it! XD
But I wonder what
shape I am? o.o

Quote from Mamsmilk

Let's try it! XD
But I wonder what
shape I am? o.o

Um, a pretzel? 🤣

Anyone else watches Takeshi's Castle? [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Frqh6nARE[/url]

Quote from amaranthine

Quote from Mamsmilk

Let's try it! XD
But I wonder what
shape I am? o.o

Um, a pretzel? 🤣

You must be a cone. 🙂