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In the majority of yaoi manga:

Why do I like him?! He's a guy!

Because we all know that the power of a well groomed bishie can turn even the straitest of men gay!

Just like:
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Quote from NightSwan

been watching too much hentai lately

It's a damn annoying line though...

On that note, I would like to add the phrase
"It feels so good, it's like I'm melting." and all similar phrases.

Also, not hentai though, stuff like "this can't be" or stuff like that.
Obviously it can, since it's happening in front of you.
If I see a pig flying in front of me, it seems a bit pointless to say it's impossible. I'd say "no way" or something to show disbelief.

Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

"My vision is getting blurry..."

Defeats the bad guy.

Himitsu. Hi-Mi-Tsu.

O_o. Also. Masaka

"I'll protect her...no matter what" - I wonder if there's any guy in real life who has ever said that and actually meant it? 🤣

"What am I feeling?" or "Why is my heart beating so fast?" - I've never been in love - so someone who has, please tell me; have you ever asked this of yourself? Even though it's so darn obvious that even a 5-year-old would get it? 🤨

"Don't you dare touch me!" - I don't even read hentai / yaoi / yuri / smut ...and yet, how many times have I seen this stupid line? I sincerely wish the other person would just say "Who'd want to touch you?" ...Or something like that ^^

And the ultimate tsundere line ; "Who the heck would fall for a (...) like that?"

"I'll kill you!" , "I swear..I'll become the strongest!" , "I'll never give up!" , "This is the end!" , "You're going down!" , "This isn't over yet!" - I wonder when action manga authors will realize that these lines are a little...overused.

And last, but not least - "I've always loved you; ever since (.....)"

Oi! Wait!

I don't think there's been one single anime that I've seen that doesn't have at least one character crying out that line 🤣

"-insert rhetorical question when talking to self alone-, ...ka?"

It usually is to make a character look cool, but for me it's just gotten old. i want to bang my head on my desk whenever I see this combination. I also dislike:

"-insert question here-, ne, -insert new character's name here-?"

for similar reasons.

Every line besides

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Quote from NightSwan

been watching too much hentai lately

It's a damn annoying line though...

On that note, I would like to add the phrase
"It feels so good, it's like I'm melting." and all similar phrases.

Also, not hentai though, stuff like "this can't be" or stuff like that.
Obviously it can, since it's happening in front of you.
If I see a pig flying in front of me, it seems a bit pointless to say it's impossible. I'd say "no way" or something to show disbelief.

Don't forget "I'm going to go crazy" or "you're going to make me crazy" and other variations of crazy.

Along the lines of: Bleach -> "Kurosaki-kun" (previously mentioned)
you also have: Naruto -> "Sasuke-kun"

^Make sure both of those are followed by lots of exclamation marks. More is always better.....I think.

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Quote from NightSwan

been watching too much hentai lately

It's a damn annoying line though...

On that note, I would like to add the phrase
"It feels so good, it's like I'm melting." and all similar phrases.

Also, not hentai though, stuff like "this can't be" or stuff like that.
Obviously it can, since it's happening in front of you.
If I see a pig flying in front of me, it seems a bit pointless to say it's impossible. I'd say "no way" or something to show disbelief.

Don't forget "I'm going to go crazy" or "you're going to make me crazy" and other variations of crazy.

Or IF YOU GO ANY HARDER I WILL BECOME YOUR CUMDUMPSTER FOREVER!ONEONEONE

"Not there", hentai, he he he. 😁 Also, "where are you touching?!" usually in yaoi.

The "It's nothing" response is another one that crops up in almost every episode of an anime. Now that I've noticed it, it's damn annoying.

Rosario vampire "know your place" uses that all the time when she fights

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""What am I feeling?" or "Why is my heart beating so fast?" - I've never been in love - so someone who has, please tell me; have you ever asked this of yourself? Even though it's so darn obvious that even a 5-year-old would get it? 🤨
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I hate this line the most.....but most shoujo manga has this line...
😔 😔

"You're an idiot" or "you're ugly" - mostly the popular guy would say to the clumsy girl.

And also, when the main character catch a cold or fever, why they make a big fuss over it...its just a cold.

"nooooooooooo~~ <3!" - Just Classic.