"I will protect you, no matter what"

This line is possibly the most irritating line out because it has been overused to death. I have seen this in so many romance mans/animes that its just an instant facepalm for me no matter what the situation.

Angel Beats--best anime of the 2010 spring season

"you are you" or something like that 😀

Quote from Kitsunebaby

In the majority of yaoi manga:

Why do I like him?! He's a guy!

Because we all know that the power of a well groomed bishie can turn even the straightest of men gay!

That has got to be the most ridiculously irrational and untrue thing I've heard in a long time! 🤣 Hetero men hate, loath and despise bishounen...Also, nothing can 'make' a person gay. You either are, or you aren't - and that's final!

I rarely read shounen-ai, and never yaoi - but I admit that I've seen this line in almost every BL I have read 🤨

"He stole my first kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "it was my first kiss!!!!!!"
come on, its only an accident,you can't consider it as a kiss....

"...stuff like that only happens in manga"

and catch phrases like "Dattebayo!/Believe It! "

😃

"(Some useless name), used to be my childhood friend." Apparently in Japan everyone has childhood friends that they had the hots for.

Along the lines of:

"Does it taste good?"
"... it's delicious!"
"Really?"
"Really."
"Thank goodness."

"Kyaaa! Did you see (them)?"
"N-no, I didn't see."

Surprised no one mentioned these common shonen lines.

"I'll shut your mouth~~~~~ with mine~~~"

二息歩行

"I love you"

"Listen when people are talking!"

My stupid brother says "yada." alllll the tiiime!!!! (like what Luffy says...)

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Quote from LawX

You are like the dense main character in a shoujo manga.

Quote from Crenshinibon

And you will murder someone one day, pika. If you're my daughter.