"I'm a doctor. I want to help you, but you have to tell me where the girl is."
"Oh a doctor? Well, I hope you're a vet..." Points to bicep "...because these pythons are sick."

"Oh alright, the ninja poseurs out there now? They light you on fire? I guess I can spare a few seconds to go nuts on some punkers."
"No, I lit myself on fire. I got in pretty deep, and these tootlepuffs are trying to get me all the time."
"YOU. LIT. YOURSELF. ON FIRE. WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE."
Points to head "Because. They can't grab me when I'm on fire."

Both excerpts are from the Dr. McNinja webcomic, the coolest webcomic ever.

Quote from Klapzi

The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived

Quote from tactics

Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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i'm not sure if anyone has said this yet,but:

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can get the warm feeling..."

"Ignorance is bliss" -Gray

*"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Gandhi

"Life is like a box of chocolates...
You never know what you're going to get."
-Forest Gump*

Don't ask for it; go out and win it. Do that and you will be rewarded
~Adrock Thurston, Eureka Seven

me being strong doesn't mean that you are weak
~Medaka Kurokami, Medaka Box

XD

Limits are there to be ignored and be broken eventually by someone else
-Kyon, Live A Live, The Wavering of Suzumiya Haruhi

in today's world, if you're not moe, you can't get a decent job
~Harunobu Madarame, Genshiken

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There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. -Mark Twain

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.

• Sally Kempton

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

• Charles De Gaulle

Never argue with idiots.
They drag you down to their own level,
and then beat you by experience

--no idea who this is from.

clickI THINK EDWARD CULLEN IS UGLY.click

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want"

I like this "Alice in the Wonderland" quote
"Be what you seem to be" - or if you'd like it more simply -
"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others than what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise"
It just blows your mind.. like the book itself)) btw the book is awesome))

All is Hitsuzen...

Well I like my sigs

"There is no light or dark, good or evil, just different shades of grey."
"Everything I tell you is a lie" - Vergere

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas. -Davy Crockett

And some others I can't remember at this moment 🙂

Lalala~

Are you completely stupid? Ive been bouncing ideas off people and doing most of the reaserch for this forum myself! What the fuck have you done you piece of shit? I'm the one that figured out the rpm and torque that is required, i'm the one that found the goldenmotor website which distributes the motors we need, me and mcblaise found found the printed motors, and ikki-san's friends are in a fucking engineering school. If ur gonna try to go toe to toe with me, make sure you know what the FUCK your talking about. I don't need no fuckin piece of shit teen with one hair on his testicle to bitch at me. And i'm not saying we need to rely on ikki-san, or do this completely be ourselves, what i'm saying is this. We need to work together to come up with a design, then after we have a working prototype, we need to build our own pair, and customize it to fit our style. You wanna know who the fuck i am? I'm that guy you wish you were.

there. i just read that in the making air trek thread. and it made my day. are we allowed to make a "making fun of air trek" thread 🤣

"You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship? Like for war? ... Does Canada know?" - U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Fear is a great motivator. - Art Bell

When you hate, the only person who suffers is you. Because those you hate probably don't know, and those who do, don't care. - Medgar Evers

Let Sorrow Consume You
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I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit.

— Mitch Hedberg

“What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.”

— Dave Attell

Everyone's a bit weird, some people are just better at hiding it that others.

CoCo wants to Go GO