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Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

"Fuck my life" - superbad

I quote this one daily.

My bad if it's already been said. I just couldn't be asked to check 7 pages to see whether it has.

i have many, but the most used are

• he/she is not dumb, it's just almost smart
  and the crused one: - it can always be worst...
  every time me and my friends say that, things turn the worst 🤣

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Racing is life...... everything before or after is just waiting.
-Steve McQueen

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"This life is just a bridge that leads to the real life"

"Global warming has been primarily caused by the* Hotnessity* emitted by Bishies"--- Quote from one of the random spammages in the Vkforum.

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DoLL (Okado Tatsuya)
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Two quotes I hold close:

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
- Charlie Chaplin

"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Today in my history class ^^

Random Kid: But why do I have to do that? We didn't do it like that at my old school.

Teacher: Well, they must not of wanted you to succeed. I want you to succeed, because I've got plans for you.

Random Kid: You do? What plans?

Teacher: We're going to take over the world. To do that, I need to help everybody here get into a position of power. Then, when the time is right, we can combine our forces, and we will be unstoppable. So just do the assignment.

Random Kid: 😲

lol, she's my favorite teacher, she likes to talk about her plans for world domination every now and then.

Love is the free and imaginative outpouring of the spirit over all unexplored paths. It links those who love in bonds that unite but do not confound, causing them to discover in their mutual contact an exaltation capable, incomparably more than any arrogance of solitude, of arousing in the heart of their being all that they possess of uniqueness and creative power.

• Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Far-off places with sweet sounding names.

Here's a few I've liked:

"Don't talk unless you can improve the silence." ~Jorge Luis Borges

“It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.” ~Chuck Palahniak

I believe this is considered a prayer, but I'm not sure.
“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."~Reinhold Niebuhr

I tried walking in my father's footsteps, but his strides were too great.
Peter Caldwell (The Centaur)

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"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom." -Bob Hope

"God is dead." - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" - God

"Life is tough; it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. - Edmund Gwenn's last words

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. - Scott Adams

• That's all for now. ill post some later. 😀

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if ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why I'm so miserable!

My favorite is from Oscar Wilde: "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

Though I'm also a fan of this quote from him, too: "There is no sin except stupidity." ^^

"DOH" (Homer Simpson) 🙂

"A friend in need is a pain in the backside" -Benny Hill

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