"A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is an officer. "
-Billy Sunday (Robert De Niro) Men of Honor

"Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden! "
-The Hangover

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

stig quotes from top gear:

-Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

-Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

-Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

-Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that where ever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

-Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

I don't know if smoothies are good for you.
-- Todd Barry, on the nutritional value of smoothies

Just a bit too into bad things

(and part of the yaoi scanlation group
Terribletrio!)

"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."
-Donald "Duck" Dunn

"dead man knows one thing, it's better to be alive" Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket

Trust me, I am an engineer.

Polite bump.

I like this particular quote.

Quote from Aristotle about Friendship

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

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Ima bump this thread too.

Watch her face light up this Christmas.

Buy her a torch.

Can anyone guess what advert this was from? I Ioled when I saw it.
It's such a male thing to say 🤣

I love quotes. Love quotes, motivational quotes, funny quotes—I collect any I find worthy.

Here are some I especially love:

"But the only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability." - Ratatouille(it's my sig for a reason)

“Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” - Walt Disney

"Australians celebrate christmas by hunting crocodiles and playing didgeridoo. Santa's sled is also pulled along by kangeroos and they have koalas instead of elves making presents." -forum friend

"Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well,
When our deep plots do pall: and that should learn us
There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
Rough-hew them how we will—" - Hamlet

"There's nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so" - Hamlet

"But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue" - Hamlet

"The first mistake was making it; the second was not fixing the first mistake." -Motivational poster from elementary school

Yes, I love Hamlet. A lot.

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"Silence is golden, while duct tape is silver." - Unknown

If not taken! 😀

Catcher in the Rye quotes.

We horsed around a little bit in the cab on the way to the theatre. At first she didn't want to, because she had her lipstick on and all, but I was being seductive as hell and she didn't have any alternative.... Then, just to show you how crazy I am, when we were coming out of this big clinch, I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I'm crazy. I swear to god I am.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

You should have heard the crowd...You would have puked... They were the exact same morons that laugh like hyenas in the movies at stuff that isn't funny. I swear to god, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I'd hate it.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and someone asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.

I told him to go wash his moron face - which was a pretty childish thing to say, but I was mad as hell.

That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "F* you**" right under your nose.

Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that's even newer. I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddamn horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

You take somebody that cries their goddamn eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart.

Most girls, if you hold hands with them, their goddamn hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they'd bore you.

In the first place, I'm sort of an atheist. I like Jesus and all, but I don't care too much for most of the other stuff in the Bible. Take the Disciples, for instance. They annoy the hell out of me, if you want to know the truth. They were all right after Jesus was dead and all, but while He was alive, they were about as much use to Him as a hole in the head. All they did was keep letting Him down. I like almost anybody in the Bible better than the Disciples. If you want to know the truth, the guy I like best in the Bible, next to Jesus, was that lunatic and all, that lived in the tombs and kept cutting himself with stones. I like him ten times as much as the Disciples, that poor bastard.

People always think something’s all true.

These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're running the whole thing... He'd always want everybody to go back to their own room and shut up when he was finished being the big shot. The thing he was afraid of, he was afraid somebody'd say something smarter than he had.

I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it.

My favorite~♥

What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.

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"Spread your legs in the shape of an M." ~Moe Kare!! LOL.

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__ I'll have what she's having... please~♥

Catcher in the Rye is awesome 😃
Right now the only quote I can recall is Bob Marley's
"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery/ None but ourselves can free our minds".
I used to keep a notebook for book quotes xD I might write some more if I find it.

'Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.'

'An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.'

'It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.'

'Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.'

'Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...'

Terry Pratchett

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

Gregory House (House MD): "For evil to succeed, all it takes is for good men to do nothing."

House has the best quotes ever 🙂 Btw I know this particular quote actually came from Edmund Burke. But House saying it makes it much more awesome.

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