"Cry Havoc! and let loose the dogs of war" - Ceaser (William Shakespear Play)
"My salad days where i was still green in judgement" - Cleopatra (from Shakespear once again)

'One should be just as careful in choosing one's pleasures as in avoiding calamities'

'One's use of abilities is only linted by one's dreams.'

'Remembering who you are is hard. When people see are they think you should be'

love and peace

'Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all outta gum.'

'I'm looking for some aliens toilet to puck my bricks,who's first'

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Slow internet is DEADLY

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Mark Twain:
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."

"The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot."

"Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors."

"A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants."

"Never let formal education get in the way of your learning."

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what."
-Atticus Finch (From To Kill A Mockingbird)

"...imitation is suicide..."
-Ralph Waldo-Emerson

"The guitar is the soul saying a message in just six strings."
-Eddie Lee from Beck:MCS

"I think we are all mentally ill; those of outside the asylums only hide it a little better-and maybe not all that much better after all."
-Stephen King

Jet Black: Betrayal may come easily to women, but men live by iron-clad codes of honor.
Faye Valentine: You really believe that?
Jet Black: I'm trying to, real hard.

"Discipline is a way to get very far doing something you hate."
-from the back of the tokyopop versions of GTO

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

• Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain

Im just playing Call of Duty 4 atm and some of the quotes it give when you die are good.

Some of my favorite ones are:

"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of
those men who goes into battle."
-General Norman Schwarzkopf

"Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has truly never been there before!"
-Larry Reeves

"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-John F. Kennedy

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left"
-Burtrand Russell (Puns FTW!!!)

"If a man has done his best, what else is there?"
-General George S. Patton

I've got to burn your eyes.

Quote from mydisguise

Like a photograph, love develops in darkness.

Isn't that the little advertisement sentence for Shutterbox?

I can only remember this one from my religion class: "Don't drink or you'll have an accident. That's how babies are made." Okay, I can't remember the exact quote, but that's the jist of it.

i like the quote for my signature 😃 😁

i was nervous at first it was big & long & went straight up i had to try it i eased onto it & liked it! i went up & down on it.... i love escalators now! 😀

(great onizuka ftw)

I like the 2 current ones in my sig(I rotate them every once in awhile). I wasn't going for 2 that go good together but I like that it ended up that way.

I like the notion of self sacrifice.. Though it sounds selfish coming from a person who has never been to war or had a gun pointed at them(excluding hunting [and that wasn't serious or for long]). And I can't really say I'd do the same since I've never been in that kind of situation(I'm someone that doesn't like to say, "for sure," since plans seem to get f****ed up a lot), but I'd like to think I would. I'd like it even more to think that neither I, nor the rest of humanity, would have to go through the situation of sacrificing themselves on such a grand scale.. But that will never happen..

I'm not sure if anyone before me said this, but: "I have nerves of tin foil, that's for sure."

http://eofusion.googlepages.com
http://360.yahoo.com/axisofoddity
http://axisofoddity.googlepages.com/

http://bash.org/?top

should keep you busy for a while xD

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"

Listen here
Livin just to keep from dyin
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Death is nothing to be afraid of. Just think of it as going to sleep and never waking up.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

If child abuse is illegal, why do we go to school?

You are not quite evil enough. You are semi evil. You are quasi evil. You are the margarine of evil. You are the diet coke of evil- just one calorie, not evil enough.-Austin Powers (Dr. Evil)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

If life gives you lemons, scream "MY LITTLE INNOCENT EYES!!!! NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and fling it back at the fanfic author.-from a FF author ^-^

People are like Slinkies, basically useless. yet it brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

Quote from sweet despair

Death is nothing to be afraid of. Just think of it as going to sleep and never waking up.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

If child abuse is illegal, why do we go to school?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

People are like Slinkies, basically useless. yet it brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

LMAO sweet despair, i love your quotes, ^those ones especially. xDDD

@axis, AWESOME =D i love it 😛

@kana503, i really dont have a clue lol. i jst nicked it off some guy's website ;]

anyways, because of sweet despairs lemon one, i've thought of a couple more:

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope you hit them in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

🤣

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"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." Jareth, the Goblin King from Labirynth.

"I don't need to make a sexual advancement. I am one." Henry from Blood Ties.

Current avatar features Badou from Dogs.

Quote from ahoaho

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"

"...You will go farther." =)

If life gives you lemons, scream "MY LITTLE INNOCENT EYES!!!! NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and fling it back at the fanfic author.-from a FF author ^-^

Omg that is friggin hilairious xD!

"They say 'guns don't kill people, people do...' But I think the gun *helps y'know? Just standing there going 'BANG!' isn't gonna kill too *many people..." Eddie Izzard

“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.” - Eddie Izzard.

Eddie Izzard is god. =)