Out of my mind- be back in five minutes.
God: "Stop complaining or I'll make rush hour longer."
If we weren't all insane, we'd all go mad.
Life sucks, then you die, f*** the world let's all get high.
There are only two things that are infinite: the universe and stupidity and I'm not so sure about the universe.
In a world without walls and fences, there'd be no Windows and Gates.
Ever since the creation of the internet the rotation of the world was powered exclusively by the spinning of English teachers in their graves.
You're unique, just like everyone else.
George Bush: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
I swear to drunk I'm not god (saw a Roy avvie with this one once...it was hilarious 😛 )
"Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die." ~South Park the movie.
"SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME!" ~Cartman, SP again 😀

I suddenly found two Yo Momma jokes...
Ahem.

"Yo Momma's so ugly, they made Halloween Yomammaween."

"Yo Momma's so fat, Naruto doesn't even believe it."

Those were horrible, but when I first read them, they were amazing, ahaha. legitimately laughs at everything
On a more serious note,

"Even if you leave your dreams behind, let out a deep breath like you'll never lose them."

I don't know where I got it. Probably from Naruto manga. =/ Long agoooo.

"If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again." ~Flavia Weedn

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Quote from ahoaho

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"

See my sig 🙂

The quote I currently live by:

"You can lose money chasing women, but you can never lose women chasing money"

• I Think I Love My Wife

"Your heart knows in silence the secret of the days and the nights, but your ears thirst for your hearts knowledge.,, And seek not the depths of your knowledge with staff or sounding line, for self is a sea boundless and measureless."

• Gibran Khalil Gibran

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

Some of my own:

"Miss Fortune, misfortune,
A lady or a word".

"Bend over, Ben Dover,
A phrase or funny name".

http://eofusion.googlepages.com
http://360.yahoo.com/axisofoddity
http://axisofoddity.googlepages.com/

"We work here for 40 years and then we die."Squidward(from spongebob)

So basically to vanquish the world of evil you must have mega sex with a girl then your soul is taken...yes

One of my favourite quotes: "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional" - I dunno who said it, I saw it on a poster a few years ago.

My infants/junior school's motto: "Knowledge is power" - they ripped it off someone else, but who doesn't?

One of my brother's favourite quotes: "Yaaay darkness!" Pink/Blue unicorn from Charlie the Unicorn.

Lose - Opposite of win, to misplace something/someone. e.g. To lose your way, to lose a fight.
Loose - Opposite of tight. e.g. To have a loose screw, to loosen a jar lid.

^ Not just scanlators, but also company documents are getting it wrong now!

"If you want to see the rainbow, you have to go through the rain."
Some guy said that to me at New Years and I loved it. 🙂

"Smile, it gets better."
🙂

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star." - Grandpa Simpson.

(:

-"...I've still got your left sock...rmmmghrr..."
-Tom Muddle on Flirt Divert (BBC Radio 1 - Scott Mills)
I recommend listening to his show..it's great! www.unofficialmills.co.uk

March 14, 2009
Liverpool 4 - 1 Man Utd + playing at Old Trafford + all the tension + beer = A very happy Reds fan 🙂

what do you wanna be when you grow up?

someone who keeps growing

The Deviant

gods in his heaven alls right with the world - no idea where it came from its everywhere

GO TO D.M.C - dmc

I look to the waves for hope, but they never succeed in their mission - Mandy Kuttler

a mass murderer is a war hero born in times of peace - me lol
a war hero is but a mass murder born in times of chaos - me as well

man who stand on toilet high on pot - anime expo fortune cookie from back in the day

regrets taught me how to make any hard decision - (slip out) beck/mongolian chop squad

im a lover not a fighter yet ive never backed down from a fight - me
im a lover not a fighter but i protect the ones i love - me again yay

I never thought myself a poet, yet I can't put down my pen - still me

it was all just an illusion - love in a time of cholera (gabriel garcia marquez)

The last remnant of chivalry and a romantic till the end....too bad most people hate my sense of humor hahaha

Some proof of Oscar Wilde's wit:

To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which I think is never advisable. 🤣

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Another fave is:" Familiarity breeds contempt"

To see everything from the perspective of eternity

Well... my signature is a saying we use in club-racing a lot.... Meaning on the track, give em enough space (respect), but never let them take advantage and push you into the grass or tire-wall.

Another quote:
The deeper the pockets, the shallower the soul.... basically means rich people are assholes.... dunno if I would call it original, but I've never heard anyone else use it.

My version of the famous Forest Gump quote;
Life is like your ass, it's always full of shit.

Benny Hill;
A friend in need is a pain in the backside.

Point & Squirt

Live life to the fullest
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time
Love is a temporary insanity, curable by marriage
Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze
There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course.
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year
Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have
Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness
There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged

never fr0wn cause you never know whos in love with your sm 🙂 e
Your mind is like a parachute it works best when its open

Quote from blueberriexc

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

Yay! Fight club!

To see everything from the perspective of eternity