"We have to nothing to fear but fear itself." FDR

This one is a bit off colored so I'll spoiler it, if you have delicate sensibilities don't read it.

"Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good while you;re doing it, but in the end you're just fucking yourself" Not sure where it comes from though, maybe George Carlin?

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"Faith is a myth and beliefs shift like mists on the shore; thoughts vanish; words once pronounced, die; and the memory of yesterday is as shadowy as the hope for tomorrow..."

Joseph Conrad

"You see things and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were and I say ‘Why not?’ "

George Bernard Shaw

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yay! i kept my promise XD heres more quotes!!

@Pomegranate hope u enjoy these as well XD

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try."-Homer Simpson

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

Quote from Juneau

http://bash.org/?top

should keep you busy for a while xD

like this gem...

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

and later on in the quote
(a little dirty)

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O

Quote from Layhe

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." Jareth, the Goblin King from Labirynth.

"I don't need to make a sexual advancement. I am one." Henry from Blood Ties.

uwa your quotes are both from things i haven't watched in ages but i want to! LOL did the goblin king really say that?

anyways, a few more quotes from me:

Love is in the air, but so is acid rain.

Love is a myth, used to sell shoes, Coca-cola and deodorant.

Guns don't kill people, I kill people. [<-- thats my friends display picture on msn. and she scares me -_-]

I'm not insane, I'm just taking a break from being normal.

😁

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uwa your quotes are both from things i haven't watched in ages but i want to! LOL did the goblin king really say that?

Yes, he did. It was when Sarah completed the labirynth and found him in the Castle. He had that crystal ball in his hand and said that, while she went on with her 'You have no power over me'. Pretty sad, I was cheering on Jareth ._.

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity" Edgar Allan Poe.

Current avatar features Badou from Dogs.

"Aim for the head to finish it quicker!" (Rufus in Valkyrie Profile 2, battle call)

"And that was your life." (Lezard in Valkyrie Profile 2, after finishing off an enemy).

Quote from Layhe

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity" Edgar Allan Poe.

ohh, i like that one.

“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
Howard Phillips Lovecraft.

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"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity" Edgar Allan Poe.[/quote]

wow i like that one too 😀

btw layhe, i love your userpic =] who is it of/what anime or manga?

Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

and later on in the quote
(a little dirty)

[spoiler

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O[/spoiler]

LOL i was lookin at that before! personally i like:

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

from that same page:

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

LOVE that one 😀

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Edit: no wait, i love this one even more:

it's kinda wrong, so i'll spoiler it.

<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
The logic is all there...
I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.

ah, while its on spoiler i'll type a couple more.

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

🤣

oh and one random quote that i just remembered:

shit happens. but mostly to me, so dont worry.

🤣

2ndEdit: HAD to post this one:

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where's pacman when you need him?

🤣 xD

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Always loved this one http://bash.org/?104383 .

Most of the ones i can think of have been mentioned >_<

"kill a man and you are a murderer, kill thousands of men and you are a conqueror, kill every man and you are god"

known as Lucifer / Killy69 / Guts / L41n / Lain Iwakura / Schrö.

"give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

From Dresden Files:
Yes, well, it served him well, as did I, right up until you self-defensed him to death.

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

Life gets bad, and then you die

Patience is a virtue it is also a big wast of time.

Quote from Indreju

From Dresden Files:
Yes, well, it served him well, as did I, right up until you self-defensed him to death.

! How could I forget that one? My favourite! 😀

"And frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett, "Gone with the wind"

"In the end, a genius can get you into a worse mess than an idiot." - Can't remember where I found this one

"When we love, we always strive to become better than we are." Paulo Coelho

"When you want something, the whole Universe conspires to help you realize your desire." Paulo Coelho

"It is precisely the possibility of realizing a dream that makes life interesting." Paulo Coelho

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Current avatar features Badou from Dogs.

"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!"
Lewis B. Chesty Puller, USMC

"The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the
Air Force has accomplished during the war."

• Chesty Puller in a letter to his wife while in Korea

"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the real Marines."
Lewis B. Chesty Puller, USMC - while on a Battalion inspection.