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"I've been imagining you naked all night. I think it's time to know if I got it right."

Still didn't have the guts to try it hehehehehe

I can say for certain that I would have rolled my eyes and turned my back on you for saying that.

There's coming on to you, then there's coming on to you too strong, and then there's "I think I sound cool, but it really sounds desperate."

I'll let you guess which one of those categories I think that line falls into. That's not to say it wouldn't work on anyone, though. There are all types. =)

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

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"I've been imagining you naked all night. I think it's time to know if I got it right."

Still didn't have the guts to try it hehehehehe

I can say for certain that I would have rolled my eyes and turned my back on you for saying that.

There's coming on to you, then there's coming on to you too strong, and then there's "I think I sound cool, but it really sounds desperate."

I'll let you guess which one of those categories I think that line falls into. That's not to say it wouldn't work on anyone, though. There are all types. =)

You missed the intention, it isn't supposed to work, it's supposed to be funny XD

Your reaction is pretty much what I would be expecting, either that or a slap on the face 😀

Guys usually do some things just for the hell of it, this is one of them, we kinda have a fondness for outrageous pick up lines 🤣

Truth be told pick up lines are usually useless, self-confidence, good looks and simple conversation usually works best =P

Fair enough. As long as its on purpose and you get what you're expecting. 😉

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

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If someone said that, I think I'd fall off my chair laughing and then ask the guy to buy me a drink.

Worst pick-up line? This one. He didn't even try to come up with something less direct.

Do you take it up the ass?

and then there's "I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?"

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Not sure where this ranks on good or bad but a personal fav I have heard used.....

Guy: Excuse Me Miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs

Lady( with a slight look ): Umm... No?!

Guy: Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm _____

well this is the first real line the other ones are just childish
and you would just end with a slap on the face and most of the
time all you need is just to be social and introduce etc.

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

And when you feel pain then you know you are truly alive.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

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I know this guy who was really flirty and outgoing who used the dumbest pick up line on me that only a real ass would use when being serious.

He kept talking about this party he was having and asked me to go. I asked where it was, and he replies, quite seriously, "In my pants." Now if he was joking I'd have laughed. But he had this total 'I'm inviting you' smile on his face and when I asked if he was serious he said yes.

I was like -_- and walked away.

Did I mention he was also one of the biggest idiots I've met? 🤣

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I run a chinchilla and small animal rescue. The local mall had an adoption fair weekend where all the local rescues brought animals available for adoption to the mall for a show. I took chinchillas with me that weekend. Not even an hour into the event, a guy walked up to me and asked "Can I show you MY chinchilla?" It was early, I didn't have my caffiene yet, so I just stared at him and started laughing - the "your pathetic" kind of laugh. He ran off. Just when I thought he was a random nut, another guy at another adoption event (I had a couple sugar gliders with me that time) came up and said "I have a very friendly sugar glider. Wanna see it?" I was tempted to flatten him.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"

Best: I couldn't possibly be lucky enough to get your name, could I?

Worst: You look so familiar, have we slept with each other before?

That second one though has worked for me a few times. It's always drunk college girls it works on though.

I don't understand why people have to use pick up lines. Couldn't people just talk with each other normally? Start with: "Hi, I'm -insert name-, what's yours?" 😲

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I don't understand why people have to use pick up lines. Couldn't people just talk with each other normally? Start with: "Hi, I'm -insert name-, what's yours?" 😲

That works for me too. But I have a relatively uncommon first name (Trevor).

Did you put windex in the washer? cuz i can see myself in your pants.

"Oh hey, I'm kinda new in town and i'm a bit lost....Could you please give me directions to your apartment?(or to your heart, which ever.) "

" hey, Lets go back to your house and do maths homework....Subtrack our clother, divide your legs, add me and...multiply!"

ZING

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I don't understand why people have to use pick up lines. Couldn't people just talk with each other normally? Start with: "Hi, I'm -insert name-, what's yours?" 😲

That works for me too. But I have a relatively uncommon first name (Trevor).

I know a lot of trevor.....

and why the hell would people use it on strangers in a bar or shop.....that's like asking for serial killers to take you

you know what a good pick up line is? I got a horse outside click it 🤣

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.