My friend told this to one of the girls at my school before it was pretty good actually even though I'm a girl myself
- Come sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up! 😲

"Great things come in small packages."

Quote from manga+animehottie

My friend told this to one of the girls at my school before it was pretty good actually even though I'm a girl myself
- Come sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up! 😲

lol this one just makes u smile. funny one 🤣

"If I flipped this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

that one cost me a coin and a slap -.-

"Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?"

"Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!"

"Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle."

"Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful."

"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity"

"If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. "

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

"Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. "

"You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine."

"I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. "

"You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line"

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever."

" It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me."

"Do you watch pokemon? Cause I wanna take a pik-a(t)-chu."

"Hey haven't I seen you before? Oh that's right. I looked into the future and saw us going on a date together."

"Did you just come from the dentist or are your teeth always that white??"

"I was cleaning out the gutter and need an extra hand, what you doing on FRIDAY??"

"Ever gut a hog 😕 "

"This leg is Christmas, and this one is New Year's. Why don't you come visit me in between the holidays?"

"My love for you is like diarrhea-- it wont stop flowin'"

"Boy, did you fart cause you blow me away!"

"Want to play zoo? You be the lion and I'll throw you my meat."

"Hey, baby, are those pants made of mirror? Cause I can see me in them."

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "

i'm out of lines...

Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means

@lightning90

omg... did u really use all this lines??

some of them. some works, some don't, some just pure funny.

"Ever gut a hog??" <---i didn't use this one

Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means

xD Here's one my friend's dad made up:

"If you were my math homework, I'd do you in front of my mom on the kitchen table."

Unfortunately, I haven't found an opportunity to use it yet... XD 🤣

Love is so bad.

...

If I kissed you right now, how hard would you hit me?

Made these during a session of lame pickup lines me and my friends do from time to time. hehe.

"Hey girl! Are you a trashcan because I want to stick my junk in there."
"Hey girl! I heard you were a doorknob, so when is it my turn?"

"Life is not complex.
We are complex.
Life is simple;
and the
Simple thing is the right thing."

-Oscar Wilde

Quote from SuShi672

Made these during a session of lame pickup lines me and my friends do from time to time. hehe.

"Hey girl! Are you a trashcan because I want to stick my junk in there."
"Hey girl! I heard you were a doorknob, so when is it my turn?"

😲 i can't even imagine what would i do, if i heard a guy telling me that lines 😮

Quote from aneste

Quote from SuShi672

Made these during a session of lame pickup lines me and my friends do from time to time. hehe.

"Hey girl! Are you a trashcan because I want to stick my junk in there."
"Hey girl! I heard you were a doorknob, so when is it my turn?"

😲 i can't even imagine what would i do, if i heard a guy telling me that lines 😮

you would pity them?

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

Well i said this to a girl just to see what she would say i said "I'm So hot i will make you wish it rained girl"...dont know if thats a pick up line but she started laughing and i got a new friend 😀

"when i'm sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead."

• Barney Stinson

Quote from pumpupthevolume

Well i said this to a girl just to see what she would say i said "I'm So hot i will make you wish it rained girl"...dont know if thats a pick up line but she started laughing and i got a new friend 😀

Innovation time! "I'll make you so hot you'll wish it rains." 😀

Quote from bedob

Quote from aneste

Quote from SuShi672

Made these during a session of lame pickup lines me and my friends do from time to time. hehe.

"Hey girl! Are you a trashcan because I want to stick my junk in there."
"Hey girl! I heard you were a doorknob, so when is it my turn?"

😲     i can't even imagine what would i do, if i heard a guy telling me that lines    😮    

you would pity them?

Pity, nah!
Hang em, sure.

Glad I never actually "used" them to pick up girls.
I used it on a couple of friends for the reaction and let's just say that the nurse though I was ambushed by some juveniles or that I fell from the stairs. 🤢

"Life is not complex.
We are complex.
Life is simple;
and the
Simple thing is the right thing."

-Oscar Wilde

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