If I was a zombie I'd eat you first.

Quote from KennEH!

If I was a zombie I'd eat you first.

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You don't have to be zombie to eat someone. 😁
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That's why I found that one so great.

As for my best pick up lines, I can't share with you. I don't need you dudes swagga-jackin.

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As for the worst I've ever *heard*:  
"I'm ugly. You're ugly. Let's bump uglys."

That one was a facepalm^2 x20.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

what mini me writes to foxy Cleopatra in Gold member

one that someone acutally tried on me 🙄 Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

Some nasty ones _ : Lets play house, you be the screendoor and iIll bang you all night long.

I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!

Is your shirt felt? Do you want it to be?

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

stupid ones~
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Coffee? Tea? Me? (pretty cute... i think)

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

"Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."- Dalai lama

Quote from Kittycat101

Coffee? Tea? Me? (pretty cute... i think)

this one would make me laugh^^ which is a good sign for him 😛

"Besides being sexy, what do you do for a living?" <--LOL

if i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me 😀

"I will make you feel so good you will feel like your in heaven"
could he be anymore cliche?

I came up with most of mien and I'm a tad proud of this one, because it worked. If someone else came up this before I apologize.

Go up to girl you want to talk to, "Excuse me, you seem to able to help. Would you be able tell me what perfect thing to greet (describe her)?"

Not too easy since I had to guess her personality, but man did I get the most sincere smile. 😀

"Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up"

This was said to me once...

by a girl.. 😕

Edit- Oops, someone else posted this too... oh well...

antidisestablishmentarianism...
And I know what it means, too
😀

Quote from rock1001

"Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up"

This was said to me once...

by a girl.. 😕

are you sure it was a real girl?

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Quote from aneste

Quote from rock1001

"Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up"

This was said to me once...

by a girl.. 😕

are you sure it was a real girl?

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ololololololololllll!!

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DoLL (Okado Tatsuya)
Xp

ya know what, college just started, and i got way too much free time. time for pick up lines crazed weeks~

ima use the lines i saw up here if you guys don't mind. i'll tell you the results 😉

Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means

Ok, I see that IMustBeInsane already mentioned this one, but even though I never had this used on me, when I heard it I thought it was cute enough that I might have consented had someone tried it:

"I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?"

And while it wasn't serious, a friend of mine who liked to do things just for the reaction he'd get would regularly use "Nice shoes, wanna f--k?" I don't suggest that one unless either that's really the sort of person you're aiming for and/or you're prepared to be slapped if the girl doesn't know your personality. It was fun coming from my friend because I understood his personality and knew how to take it. Damn, he was gorgeous too... 😀

Quote from mangaME72

GUY:"Hey Im a carpenter...want me to nail you"

ME: "No thank you I want a carpenter that will nail me the old fashion way with his hammer....and you look like the kinda dude that is gonna need help in preformance and use a nail gun"
...and he just stood there then his friends laughed at him..i kinda felt bad OWELL!!

  🤣      im not mean...

This reminds me of the scene from the movie Real Genius:

Chris: "If there's anything that I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?"
Girl: "Can you hammer a 6" spike through a board with your penis?"
Chris: "Not yet."
Girl: "A girl's gotta have her standards."

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

Here's one my friend's roommate used:

So we were at a party and there was a girl smoking a cig outside.

Guy: So why do you smoke? You know that you're just putting bad shit in your body right?

Girl: shrugs It's just a habit.

Guy: Well do you want me to put something good in you?

We all just burst out laughing 🤣