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Post #70853
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Lol I have a shirt that say's "Damn Right I'm Good In Bed. I can sleep for days" Got it as a birthday present. 😛


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🤣 I thought those (spoiler-ed) jokes were 18+........ (some were)

(fjgs!! Every time I highlight your post, "what? They're the same thing" 🤣 .)


Post #70885 - Reply To (#70867) by skittles
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Quote from skittles

🤣     I thought those (spoiler-ed) jokes were 18+........ (some were)

(fjgs!! Every time I highlight your post, "what? They're the same thing" 🤣 .)

here is another
kinda 18+

A 5-year-old kid woke up early the morning of his birthday, and he heard noises coming from downstairs. So he got out of bed to see what was going on. When he got to the living room, he found his parents having sex, curious he asked, "What are you doing?"
His father said, "Where making your cake son, and we don’t want you to see it till it’s done, so why don’t you be good and go back to bed"
So he did
After his parents woke up, he said, "After you went two bed I came back down stairs and licked the icing off the couch :p "


Post #70894 - Reply To (#70885) by kaerfehtdeelb
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Quote from skittles

 🤣      I thought those (spoiler-ed) jokes were 18+........ (some were)

(fjgs!! Every time I highlight your post, "what? They're the same thing" 🤣 .)

here is another
kinda 18+

A 5-year-old kid woke up early the morning of his birthday, and he heard noises coming from downstairs. So he got out of bed to see what was going on. When he got to the living room, he found his parents having sex, curious he asked, "What are you doing?"
His father said, "Where making your cake son, and we don’t want you to see it till it’s done, so why don’t you be good and go back to bed"
So he did
After his parents woke up, he said, "After you went two bed I came back down stairs and licked the icing off the couch :p "

O____O That's gross! T___T


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Post #70899 - Reply To (#70894) by E-chan52
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Quote from kaerfehtdeelb

Quote from skittles

  🤣       I thought those (spoiler-ed) jokes were 18+........ (some were)

(fjgs!! Every time I highlight your post, "what? They're the same thing" 🤣 .)

here is another
kinda 18+

A 5-year-old kid woke up early the morning of his birthday, and he heard noises coming from downstairs. So he got out of bed to see what was going on. When he got to the living room, he found his parents having sex, curious he asked, "What are you doing?"
His father said, "Where making your cake son, and we don’t want you to see it till it’s done, so why don’t you be good and go back to bed"
So he did
After his parents woke up, he said, "After you went two bed I came back down stairs and licked the icing off the couch :p "

O____O That's gross! T___T

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Post #70903 - Reply To (#70840) by Nelo_Neko
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that was kinda mean, nelo...

Nothing, It just reminded me of something my friend did in high school. I don't have the list anymore, he read it out loud.... 😛

I hate roaches but apparently not as bad as this guy!

I love this one! I laughed alomost as much as the tertis one. 🤣


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[quote=skittles] 🤣 I thought those (spoiler-ed) jokes were 18+........ (some were)

(fjgs!! Every time I highlight your post, "what? They're the same thing" 🤣 .)

here is another
kinda 18+

A 5-year-old kid woke up early the morning of his birthday, and he heard noises coming from downstairs. So he got out of bed to see what was going on. When he got to the living room, he found his parents having sex, curious he asked, "What are you doing?"
His father said, "Where making your cake son, and we don’t want you to see it till it’s done, so why don’t you be good and go back to bed"
So he did
After his parents woke up, he said, "After you went two bed I came back down stairs and licked the icing off the couch :p "

O____O That's gross! T___T

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> I read like one page of blond jokes, and a page of pictures? >> LOL you guys are so weird.

BTW neko, i don't get your joke >_> am so sorry but... disney land left?


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Post #71033 - Reply To (#71028) by chueisha
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BTW neko, i don't get your joke >_> am so sorry but... disney land left?

You might understand this one better....[color=blue]Cousin[/color] (n_n)

Two blonde's had been wanting to go to Disneyland for their vacation, so after much saving and anticipating, they were finally on their way. Upon exiting the freeway, they saw a sign that said Disneyland-left; so they went home bitterly disappointed...


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BTW neko, i don't get your joke >_> am so sorry but... disney land left?

You might understand this one better....[color=blue]Cousin[/color] (n_n)

Two blonde's had been wanting to go to Disneyland for their vacation, so after much saving and anticipating, they were finally on their way. Upon exiting the freeway, they saw a sign that said Disneyland-left; so they went home bitterly disappointed...

: :Sets a Timer : :

Ya know mine was the abridged version.... 😀 😛


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Post #71044 - Reply To (#71035) by Nelo_Neko
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Quote from fjgs19

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BTW neko, i don't get your joke >_> am so sorry but... disney land left?

You might understand this one better....[color=blue]Cousin[/color] (n_n)

Two blonde's had been wanting to go to Disneyland for their vacation, so after much saving and anticipating, they were finally on their way. Upon exiting the freeway, they saw a sign that said Disneyland-left; so they went home bitterly disappointed...

: :Sets a Timer : :

Ya know mine was the abridged version.... 😀 😛

Yeah.

Anyway here's another one

One day, a blonde was going to Disney world with her friends. They were getting..a little lost! Finally They came to an intersection. They look at the sign and it said "Right to Disney World". Then all of the blondes looked at each other and said "Anybody have any paper?".


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[quote=chueisha]BTW neko, i don't get your joke >_> am so sorry but... disney land left?

You might understand this one better....[color=blue]Cousin[/color] (n_n)

Two blonde's had been wanting to go to Disneyland for their vacation, so after much saving and anticipating, they were finally on their way. Upon exiting the freeway, they saw a sign that said Disneyland-left; so they went home bitterly disappointed...

: :Sets a Timer : :

Ya know mine was the abridged version.... 😀 😛

Yeah.

Anyway here's another one

One day, a blonde was going to Disney world with her friends. They were getting..a little lost! Finally They came to an intersection. They look at the sign and it said "Right to Disney World". Then all of the blondes looked at each other and said "Anybody have any paper?". [/quote]

Interesting variation.
😀


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_> i still don't get it omg xD i am slow XDD

the second one i don't get either.. >_> my head..


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_> i still don't get it omg xD i am slow XDD

the second one i don't get either.. >_> my head..

Chue, you are this thread's joke. 🤣


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