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i know amaranthine prolly bashes her bf physically ;D

😲 What? Noooo! >.> You guys have false misconseptions of me.

We're straying. Post something funny people!

rofl, this whole thread is a joke. but amaranthine, don't deny it ;D

okay what kind of joke?

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rofl, this whole thread is a joke. but amaranthine, don't deny it ;D

okay what kind of joke?

a kind that i actually will get.

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that narrows it down to about.....0

XD, j/k...lets see. i'll find one.

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

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"A man walked into bushes and died because he got stabbed by a macho."
Hah. 🙂 Is it hard? No? It sucks. 🤣
I want to hear the worst joke ever. 😀

lol, found this in the back of my files

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

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lol, found this in the back of my files

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

This post is relevant to my interests. 🤣

lol, interesting interest, mams

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lol, interesting interest, mams

Definately interesting interesting interest. 🙂

hahahahaha XD i love that joke, i thought it might offend Christian but i don't really think so 😀 saving

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hahahahaha XD i love that joke, i thought it might offend Christian but i don't really think so 😀 saving

Yay! She got it!

It's a dirty joke though... sort of. 🤣

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lol, found this in the back of my files

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

heh

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lol, wow, i guess she's finally trying to run triple speed to keep up XD

but its not really a hard one to get, lol, just dirty, as amaranthine said

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

LOL but such coincidence happen ;D When someone poke me all i can yell is ouch, but that dude >_>.. dirty.

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lol, wow, i guess she's finally trying to run triple speed to keep up XD

but its not really a hard one to get, lol, just dirty, as amaranthine said

Looks like that we've found a closet pervert! 😀