xD i actually get that >_> For my 12 years today i admit that i am slow in jokes T^T..

_> so like someone explain those two jokes? curiosity is killing me.

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xD i actually get that >_> For my 12 years today i admit that i am slow in jokes T^T..

_> so like someone explain those two jokes? curiosity is killing me.

I seriously hope you weren’t serious about that ><.

disney world left, the blondes thought it meant that disney world isn't there anymore, it leaved.

and the second one's just stupid. right -> write -_- not really funny

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

omg then i got the first one right >> but it wasn't funny so i didn't know what was going on ><

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It was too stupid. 😀

lol, i was never much of a fan for blond jokes...so... ><

then again, don't take insults from this one XD

why don't women know how to ice skate?

there's no ice between the kitchen and the bathroom

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

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omg then i got the first one right >> but it wasn't funny so i didn't know what was going on ><

Your level of thinking was just too high for something silly 😃 Chueisha's so cute!

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why don't women know how to ice skate?

there's no ice between the kitchen and the bathroom

Ah!!! 🤣 So mean >:-(

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lol, i was never much of a fan for blond jokes...so... ><

then again, don't take insults from this one XD

why don't women know how to ice skate?

there's no ice between the kitchen and the bathroom

Hahahahahah. 🤣
A good one.

lol, well, i feel bad for it actually, but it is hilarious

here's another one, long one ><

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.  Take this gun and kill her."  The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious!  I could never shoot my wife!"   "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man.  "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair.  Take this gun and kill her."  The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened.  The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes.  "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife.  I guess I'm not the right man for the job."

"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun.   "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test.  Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots.  Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls.  This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet. 

The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman.  She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks.  I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

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lol, well, i feel bad for it actually, but it is hilarious

Do not, I mean come on, women can bash us as much as they want. 😀

well, they tend to bash us alright...physically

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

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well, they tend to bash us alright...physically

Aw, poor Issy! 🤣 Mams should be bashed physically as well 😃

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well, they tend to bash us alright...physically

Aw, poor Issy! 🤣 Mams should be bashed physically as well 😃

Do you believe I am not familiar with this? 🤣

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well, they tend to bash us alright...physically

Aw, poor Issy! 🤣 Mams should be bashed physically as well 😃

Do you believe I am not familiar with this? 🤣

🤣 Good point. No, actually... nevermind, I won't comment anymore.

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[quote=Israfel]well, they tend to bash us alright...physically

Aw, poor Issy! 🤣 Mams should be bashed physically as well 😃

Do you believe I am not familiar with this? 🤣

🤣 Good point. No, actually... nevermind, I won't comment anymore.[/quote]

You just had some terrible vision?
Did the denial show up? 🤣

rofl, mams' gf bashing mams cake

i know amaranthine prolly bashes her bf physically ;D

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....