I want to be a bike!

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[color=orange]Click the Pokemon.[/color]

I want to see you fail in that thing. 🤣

I watch YOU fail to be a pretzel!

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Harhar, I'll transform into a E-chan53,5723. 🤣

Aw! That's not fair! I don't wanna be Mamasmilk. [img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc143/jjbanaNANA/yociexp76.gif[/img]

And what shape might an E-chan53,5723 be?

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[color=orange]Click the Pokemon.[/color]

Quote from E-chan52

And what shape might an E-chan53,5723 be?

Banned?
Yup this a warning, you two (Masmilk and E-chan52) better not do this again.

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Let's try it! XD
But I wonder what
shape I am? o.o

Um, a pretzel? 🤣

Anyone else watches Takeshi's Castle? [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Frqh6nARE[/url]

Lol, yeah that's awesome. I used to watch that a lot when I was a kid.
Great show. I even had hopes I might be able to participate myself.

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Anyone else watches Takeshi's Castle? [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Frqh6nARE[/url]

Years ago...I ditched school few times to watch and I tried to remember the names of all the people in Takeshi's crew. It aired on german eurosport (dunno why on a sport channel), so I started to learn german 🤣
I've got a box full of TC episodes on VHS. I think I'm gonna watch them now.

@ Stealth - and why did it not happen? 😢

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Still the [color=red]bad[/color] cop.

Quote from Stealth

Quote from E-chan52

And what shape might an E-chan53,5723 be?

Banned?
Yup this a warning, you two (Masmilk and E-chan52) better not do this again.

Quote from amaranthine

Quote from Mamsmilk

Let's try it! XD
But I wonder what
shape I am? o.o

Um, a pretzel? 🤣

Anyone else watches Takeshi's Castle? [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Frqh6nARE[/url]

Lol, yeah that's awesome. I used to watch that a lot when I was a kid.
Great show. I even had hopes I might be able to participate myself.

Ever watch the horrible English dubs of this on Spike TV?

Reminds me of a stupid game I used to play with my friends while watching a show or anime that is in a foregin language put it on mute then improvising a "dub" it as it plays. It gets really funny especially if you have alot of sugar or p.......

anyways

Here's some funny game paradoies:

Resident Evil 4

Silent Hill 2

FFVII

Devil May Cry

Super Mario

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

Quote from Nelo_Neko

Quote from Stealth

Quote from E-chan52

And what shape might an E-chan53,5723 be?

Banned?
Yup this a warning, you two (Masmilk and E-chan52) better not do this again.

Quote from amaranthine

[quote=Mamsmilk]Let's try it! XD
But I wonder what
shape I am? o.o

Um, a pretzel? 🤣

Anyone else watches Takeshi's Castle? [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Frqh6nARE[/url]

Lol, yeah that's awesome. I used to watch that a lot when I was a kid.
Great show. I even had hopes I might be able to participate myself.

Ever watch the horrible English dubs of this on Spike TV?

Reminds me of a stupid game I used to play with my friends while watching a show or anime that is in a foregin language put it on mute then improvising a "dub" it as it plays. It gets really funny especially if you have alot of sugar or p.......

anyways

Here's some funny game paradoies:

Resident Evil 4

Silent Hill 2

FFVII

Devil May Cry

Super Mario [/quote]

Hahaha, Resident Evil 4... yes, that damn key. 🙂
Dante is cool! XD

This is cool to post it in here for everyone to see it.
I don't get tired of hearing it.
Star Wars rap.
First video
Second video 😎

Time is life,
If you lose time,
You waste life.

Might be offensive, sort of sexist.

The Family is sitting at the dinner table:
Son asks his father, " Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifties, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear.......
Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Quote from amaranthine

Might be offensive, sort of sexist.

The Family is sitting at the dinner table:
Son asks his father, " Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifties, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear.......
Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

I find it quite amusing, yet I can't speak of experience. <.<

Quote from amaranthine

Might be offensive, sort of sexist.

The Family is sitting at the dinner table:
Son asks his father, " Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifties, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear.......
Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Heh

** [color=green]Mad people either have no sense or too many extra senses... [/color]**
[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

Quote from amaranthine

Might be offensive, sort of sexist.

The Family is sitting at the dinner table:
Son asks his father, " Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifties, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear.......
Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

rofl, as for the boobies, they certainly do look like they follow that trend

its not a joke i would say though, lol. too long and a bit overboard

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

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rofl, as for the boobies, they certainly do look like they follow that trend

its not a joke i would say though, lol. too long and a bit overboard

lol the boobies are true but not the other one? 🤣

I just find these sort of jokes amusing... (I'm not a misandrist). 😀